Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 104, March 18, 1893

VOL. 104.
March 18, 1893.

Medico ( pathetically, with a view to touching the Dealer's heart ). Now, Mr. Bobbs, what do you think I could get a thoroughly good useful Pair of Horses for, eh? Price not stiff.
Mr. Bobbs. Lor' bless you, Sir, to find Horses—nothin' easier. but, as regards Price —well—you can have 'em at all Prices, just as you can Doctors!
No. VII.—PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE.
( Scene and Persons as usual. )
Inquirer ( to First Well-Informed Man ). I say, have you ever been in the House of Commons?
First W. I. M. ( shortly ). No, you know I haven't.
Inquirer. Oh, I don't mean as a Member. Of course I know you wouldn't stand the rot of all these Constituents, or whatever they call themselves. But have you ever been there as a visitor while a debate's going on?
First W. I. M. Yes, once—some years ago. But why do you ask?
Inquirer ( producing an order of admission ). Well, you see, I got old Jenkins to give me a ticket for to-night, and I'm hanged if I know how I'm to get there, or when I'm to go, or anything about it. I thought you might be able to tell me how it's done.