Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 107, December 22, 1894
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Mr. Goodchild. Yes, I do feel in good spirits this evening. My Boy has passed his Examination!
The Earl. Well, I don't see anything in that. So has mine.
Mr. Goodchild. Er—Indian Civil?
The Earl. No—Bankruptcy!
Question. You consider yourself neglected because, I presume, the public do not appreciate you at your proper value?
Answer. That is, indeed, the case, and for further particulars I refer you to a recent correspondence in the Pall Mall Gazette .
Q. Is it not necessary that you should acquire an immense amount of knowledge to undertake the duties of your profession worthily?
A. Certainly; and we welcome any kind of safeguard that will protect the public against fraud and imposture.
Q. Then you consider your profession very seriously?
Various
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Vol. 107.
December 22, 1894
HONOURS DIVIDED.
THE SNUBBED PROFESSIONAL'S VADE MECUM.
At the Fancy Ball.
FIRST IMPRESSIONS.
THE INFANT PHENOMENON.
THE INFANT PHENOMENON.
AN EXTRACT FROM A PRIVATE LETTER.
GENEROSITY UNDER DIFFICULTIES.
A "B. AND S." AT THE SAVOY.
ENGLISH AS SHE IS CRAMMED.
English Language and Literature.
THE NEW HEROINE.
Crackers.
THE TRUISMS OF LIFE.
THE MAKING OF A MAN.
Solution of Prize Conundrum given in our Last Week's Issue.
THE FORCE OF HABIT.
"LYING LOW."
TO A LADY.
THE GENIAL SEASON.
"THREE CHEERS FOR THE EMPEROR."
"COPY."
"ONE MAN ONE JOB."
QUEER QUERIES.
THE PERILS OF A JESTING PREMIER.
CARTE BLANCHE!
CURIOS FOR THE CRICKETERS' EXHIBITION.
BALLADE TO ORDER.
FIZZ AND FUSS.
THE CHRONICLES OF A RURAL PARISH.
VII.—The Real Thing.
CAUTIOUS.
A YULE GRETYNGE.
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
A SEQUEL TO THE STORY OF UNG.
(A Fable for those who Resent Criticism.)