Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, April 6, 1895
No. X.— Easy All! Pumped Out
Question. On what occasions do you particularly seek the studios?
Answer. On two Sundays in the year—the consecutive sabbaths devoted to the exhibition of proposed academy pictures by Outsiders, and A.'s, and R.A.'s.
Q. Do you haunt the abodes of artists at other times?
A. Never; or, to cover all possibilities, hardly ever.
Q. Then you are not a lover of paintings for their own sake?
A. Certainly not; on the contrary, I am, as a rule, a better judge of frames than canvases.
Q. Then why do you go to St. John's Wood, Chelsea and West Kensington?
A. To see and be seen.
Q. Is it necessary to know the artist whose pictures are on view ?
A. Certainly not. You can usually single him out by the absence of an overcoat, and can generally spot his wife and daughter by the non-appearance of promenading head-gear.
Various
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"ANIMAL SPIRITS."
THE STUDIO SEEKER'S VADE MECUM.
APRIL FOOLOSOPHY.
BISMARCK'S EIGHTIETH BIRTHDAY: A TARDY TRIBUTE.
AN INNOCENT.
BISMARCK'S BIRTHDAY;
DOING A CATHEDRAL.
TO A GREEK AT "THE ORIENT."
BOTANY; OR, A DAY IN THE COUNTRY.
MEETING A VERY OLD FRIEND.
THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE EXPRESSED DIFFERENTLY.
"QUOUSQUE TANDEM?" OR, ONE AT A TIME.
"QUOUSQUE TANDEM?" OR, ONE AT A TIME.
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
A COCK AND BULL STORY.
"SUR LE TAPIS" DE BRUXELLES.
PREHISTORIC PEEPS.
PROPOSED RULES FOR THE LADIES' UNIVERSAL ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION.
SEQUELÆ!
THE LATEST FROM SOL.
BALLAD OF THE UNSURPRISED JUDGE.
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
THE NEW CHIVALRY.