Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, February 4, 1914

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The statement, made at the inquiry into the Dublin strike riots, that 245 policemen were injured during the disturbances has, we hear, done much to allay the prevailing discontent among the belabouring classes.
Coaling the Stores is a headline which caught our eye in a newspaper last week. To be followed, after the strike, we imagine, by Storing the Coals.
A Russian officer, last week, shot the leader of a gipsy choir in a St. Petersburg restaurant, not because he sang out of tune but merely because he expressed resentment at the officer's conduct towards his daughter. It is thought that the incident may lead to an Entente between Germany and Russia.
Our Navy standard of 16 Dreadnoughts to 10 of the next most powerful Navy is, says Mr. C. P. Trevelyan, rough and ready. Well, in this matter our standards may or may not be rough, but let's hope they're ready, anyhow.
An organisation called The Parents' League has been formed in New York for the purpose of simplifying the lives of children. This has caused a considerable amount of uneasiness in juvenile circles, and it is said that a Hands-off-our-jam party has already been formed.
In a letter of Mrs. Carlyle's just published, the wife of the Chelsea sage describes a cat as a selfish, immoral, improper beast. This has given no little satisfaction in canine circles, where the deceased lady is being hailed as a human being with the insight of a dog.
The Cambridge Review is talking of dropping the publication of the University sermon. It is possible, however, that the mere threat may have the effect of making the sermons more entertaining.
A volume entitled The Great Scourge and How to End it has made its appearance. We had imagined this to be a treatise on the anarchist activities of a certain section of the Suffragists until we discovered the name of Miss Christabel Pankhurst as its authoress.