Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 146, March 18, 1914

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In view of the grave importance of the present political situation, the price of Punch will remain as heretofore.
The risk of flying is very greatly exaggerated, says Mr. Winston Churchill. Then why funk a General Election?
Some people have such a nasty way of putting things! Liberal gentleman to Unionist gentleman: Well, have you taken the pledge?
Attempts are now being made to establish penny postage between England and France. The Germans are said to feel flattered that we should still consider the privilege of corresponding with them worth two-pence-halfpenny.
The public indignation against the woman who damaged the Rokeby Venus continues unabated, and most inhuman propositions are being made. One gentleman has even been heard to suggest that the woman ought to be made to serve her term of imprisonment in the Royal Academy.
General Villa's statement that, unless the ransom he demands is paid at once, he will expose the body of the son of General Terrazas to the fire of the Federals confirms the opinion prevalent in this country that General Villa is not really a very nice man.
THE BENTON INQUIRY PROMISE THAT JUSTICE WILL BE EXECUTED. Observer.
We were under the impression that this execution had taken place, some time since in Mexico, for Justice has not been seen there for a long time.
A Norfolk doctor declares that the sting of a bee is a most effective cure for both rheumatism and sciatica. It is also an infallible cure for inertia.
The yearly volume of judicial statistics just issued shows a marked decrease in business in all the courts except the Divorce Court; and there is some talk of the legal profession erecting a statue of a co-respondent as a mark of their appreciation.