Punch or the London Charivari, Vol. 147, November 11, 1914

In Buenos Aires and other parts of Argentina, The Express tells us, people are tired of the war, and a brisk trade is being done in the sale of buttons to be worn by the purchaser, inscribed with the words ' No me habla de la guerra ' ('Don't talk to me about the war'). The Kaiser, we understand, has now sent for one of these buttons.
The Crown Prince Rupprecht of Bavaria, in an order to his troops last week, referred to the British in the following words:— Here is the enemy which chiefly blocks the way in the direction of restoration of peace. Conceive a contemptible little army being able to do that! It makes one wonder whether the first epithet was perhaps a misprint for contemptuous.
The Germans are now calling the Allies a Menagerie, though curiously enough it is the others who have a Turkey waddling after them.
According to a report which reaches us the crews of the Goeben and Breslau are wearing a most curious garb, being clothed in Turkish fezes and breaches of neutrality.
GERMANS MOWED DOWN French Marines' Big Feet.
Irish Independent.
This is really a most unfortunate misprint, for it is just this kind of carping statement that leads the Germans to say we are falling out with our Allies.
There is much speculation as to whether there is German blackmail behind the announcement that the maximum period of quarantine for imported dogs has been reduced from six months to four.
The only animals left alive in the Antwerp Zoo are reported to be the elephants, which are now being used for military traction purposes. Later on it is proposed by the Germans to drive them into the lines of the Indian troops with a view to making the latter home-sick.
Mr. Algernon Ashton asks in The Evening News , Why is the Poet Laureate so strangely silent? Everyone else will remember Mr. Bridges' patriotic lines at the beginning of the War, and we begin to suspect that Mr. Ashton's well-known repugnance to writing for the papers has been extended to the reading of them.