Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 150, January 5, 1916
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The Whitefriars Press.
I will not breakfast in my bed
With downy cushions at my head;
That would be very wrong—and so
Away the eggs and bacon go!
I will not read in bed at night
And burn the dear electric light;
Nor buy another costly hat;
Oh no! I'm much too good for that.
But I will rise before the dawn
Various
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Vol. 150.
January 5, 1916.
RESOLUTIONS.
The Art of Sinking.
Very Light Marching Order.
AN ILL-USED AUTHOR.
A Christmas Trifle.
THE RUSH TO SALONIKA.
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS.
"FOR THIS RELIEF—"
CHARIVARIA.
THE NEW LEAF.
Note.
THE VINDICATION OF JIMMY.
A SECOND HELPING!
A TURKISH TROPHY.
HUNTIN' WEATHER.
A Debt of Honour.
Seasonable.
THE NEW EDGE.
LONDON AS USUAL.
STUDIES IN FRUSTRATION.
I.
II.
III.
IV.
V.
VI.
VII.
A Long Turn.
De Mortuis....
THE XMAS ADVENTURES OF A DRAWING.
AT THE PLAY.
THEY.
What to do with our Boys.
Not from the Cocoa Press.
AT THE SOURCE.
The Pull-Through:
Village Amenities.
GETTING EVEN.
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
The Charge of the Six Hundred.