Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-01-21

We understand that the Frenchman who lost his temper so completely during a duel with pistols that he threatened to shoot his opponent will be suspended from taking part in similar encounters for the next six months.
A man who had half a ton of coal delivered to him without warning has been removed to an asylum, where he is being treated for coal-shock.
Wrexham Education Committee has decided not to have Welsh taught in the elementary schools. Doubts have recently arisen, it appears, as to whether it will ever be the chosen medium of communication in the League of Nations.
There is a movement on foot, says The Daily Mail , to brighten the dress of boys. Smith Tertius writes to say that, according to the best opinion in his set, the waist should be worn fuller and less attention paid to the sit of the shirt.
A man recently arrested in Dublin was found to have in his possession a loaded revolver, three sticks of gelignite, four lengths of fuse, a number of detonators and a jemmy. It is thought that he may have been dabbling in politics.
Demobilised men are doing such execution at the London World's Fair Shooting Galleries, says a news item, that the supply of bottles is running short. Nothing, however, can be done about it till the Prime Minister returns from Paris.
There is a proper time for the last meal of the day, says a medical writer. We have always been of the opinion that supper should not be taken between meals.
After addressing a meeting for two hours, says a contemporary, Trotsky fainted. A more humane man would have fainted first.
We feel very jealous of the suburban gentleman who wrote last week asking what an O.B.E. was, and whether, if it was a bird, it should be fed on hemp-seed or ants' eggs.
With reference to the wooden house which fell down last week, the builder is of the opinion that a sparrow must have accidentally stepped on it.
Lord Birkenhead describes the Coalition as an invertebrate and undefined body. Meaning that they have rather more wishbone than backbone.