Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, 1920-04-28

General Denikin is now in London. This is the first visit he has paid to this country since his last assassination by the Bolshevists.
New proposals regarding telephone charges are expected as soon as the Select Committee has reported. If the system of charging by time in place of piece-work is adopted it will mean ruination to many business-men.
The Swiss Government has issued orders that ex-monarchs may enter the country without passports. It is required, however, that they should take their places in the queue.
It is reported that a Londonderry man walked up to a Sinn Feiner the other day and said, Shoot me. We understand that the real reason why the fellow was not accommodated was that he omitted to say Please. The best Sinn Feiners are very punctilious.
The drinking of intoxicants, says an American prohibitionist, causes early death in ninety-five cases out of a hundred. Several Americans, we are informed, have gallantly offered themselves for experimental purposes.
It is a scandal, says a contemporary, that the clerks at Llanelly should ask for twelve pounds fifteen shillings a week. But surely there is no harm in asking.
According to a weekly paper not only is Constance Binney a famous screen star, but she is also a first-class ukelele player. The latest reports are that the news has been received quietly.
If slightly cut before cooking, potatoes slip out of their skins easily, says a home journal. This is better than frightening them out of their skins by jumping out from behind a door and saying Boo.
Mr. William Aird, the germ-proof man, has been giving demonstrations in London. It is reported that last week a germ snapped at him and broke off two of its teeth.
In New York the other day, says a contemporary, the sky kept streaming silver sheen; mistlike lights pulsated in rapid flashes to the apex and piled-up stars could be seen. The fact that New York can still see things like this must be a sorry blow to the Prohibitionists.