Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 158, June 16, 1920

The Bolshevists, says a gossip writer, do not always rob Peter to pay Paul. No, they sometimes just rob Peter.
A Yarmouth report anticipates a shortage of herrings. It is said that the Prime Minister has a couple of second-hand red ones for disposal which have only been drawn across the path once or twice.
One of the Kaiser's mugs, says a news item, has just been sold in New York for forty pounds. We have suspected for some time that he was a double-faced fellow.
There should be no temptations to crime in so beautiful a spot, said Mr. Justice Coleridge when presented with white gloves at the Anglesey assizes. The sentiment is thought to be as old as Adam.
If it is necessary to strengthen the hands of the military in Ireland, said Mr. Lloyd George, the Government will certainly do so. Our own view is that they should be protected even if it means sending the Reserve of Special Constables to do it.
According to the Ministry of Transport, there is only one motor-car to every one hundred and twenty people in Great Britain. The necessity of fixing a maximum bag of pedestrians per car does not therefore arise.
A purple-eyed fish, eleven feet long, with a horn on its nose and no teeth, has been caught at San Diego, California. That is the sort of thing that makes Prohibition a secondary issue.
As the result of some remarks let drop by the crew and repeated by the ship's parrot, several hundred bottles of liquor were found on board the S.S. Curaçao by the San Francisco port authorities. It is now suggested, in the interests of philology, that the parrot should be put back to hear how the crew takes it.
A young man while fishing on the Wye landed a wallet containing twenty-two one-pound Treasury notes. A correspondent writing from North of the Tweed inquires what bait the fellow was using.
The Postmaster-General points out that five hundred new telephones are to be erected in rural districts. Local residents should at least be grateful for this little friendly warning.