Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, December 18, 1841
Our hero once more undergoes the process of grinding before he presents himself in Lincoln’s-inn Fields for examination at the College of Surgeons. Almost the last affair which our hero troubles himself about is the Examination at the College of Surgeons; and as his anatomical knowledge requires a little polishing before he presents himself in Lincoln’s-inn Fields, he once more undergoes the process of grinding.
The grinder for the College conducts his tuition in the same style as the grinder for the Hall—often they are united in the same individual, who perpetually has a vacancy for a resident pupil, although his house is already quite full; somewhat resembling a carpet-bag, which was never yet known to be so crammed with articles, but you might put something in besides. The class is carried on similar to the one we have already quoted; but the knowledge required does not embrace the same multiformity of subjects; anatomy and surgery being the principal points.
Our old friends are assembled to prepare for their last examination, in a room fragrant with the amalgamated odours of stale tobacco-smoke, varnished bones, leaky preparations, and gin-and-water. Large anatomical prints depend from the walls, and a few vertebræ, a lower jaw, and a sphenoid bone, are scattered upon the table.
“To return to the eye, gentlemen,” says the grinder; “recollect the Petitian Canal surrounds the Cornea. Mr. Rapp, what am I talking about?”
Mr. Rapp, who is drawing a little man out of dots and lines upon the margin of his “Quain’s Anatomy,” starts up, and observes—“Something about the Paddington Canal running round a corner, sir.”
“Now, Mr. Rapp, you must pay me a little more attention,” expostulates the teacher. “What does the operation for cataract resemble in a familiar point of view?”
“Pushing a boat-hook through the wall of a house to pull back the drawing-room blinds,” answers Mr. Rapp.
“You are incorrigible,” says the teacher, smiling at the simile, which altogether is an apt one. “Did you ever see a case of bad cataract?”
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VOL. 1.
DECEMBER 18, 1841.
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT.
12.—OF THE COLLEGE, AND THE CONCLUSION.
A CON. THAT OUGHT TO HAVE BEEN THE COLONEL’S.
THE “PUFF PAPERS.”
CHAPTER III.
A FATAL REMEMBRANCE.
SONGS FOR THE SENTIMENTAL.—No. 14.
STARVATION STATISTICS FOR SIR ROBERT PEEL
THE FASTEST MAN.
SIBTHORPS CON. CORNER.
THE COPPER CAPTAIN.
“TAKE CARE OF HIM.”
THE SCHOOL OF DESIGN AT HOOKAM-CUM-SNIVERY.
QUEER QUERIES.
IMPORTANT INTELLIGENCE.
THE BROTH OF A BOY.
AN IRISH LYRIC.
THE “WEIGHT” OF ROYALTY.—THE SOCIAL “SCALE.”
FASHIONS FOR THE MONTH.
PUNCH’S PENCILLINGS.—No. XXIII.
THE CHEROOT.
BALLADS OF THE BRIEFLESS.
A CUT BY SIR PETER.
WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY ANACREON, PETRONIUS, CERVANTES, HUDIBRAS, AND “PUNCH.”
A CASE IN POINT, FROM ANACREON.
A FREE TRANSLATION BY “PUNCH”—THE CUTTEE.
A TRIBUTE BY PETRONIUS.
A FREE TRANSLATION BY “PUNCH.”
A SCRAP FROM CERVANTES.
A COINCIDENCE FROM BUTLER.
A CLIMAX BY “PUNCH.”
ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRAORDINARY.
TO PUNSTERS AND OTHERS.
PEN AND PALETTE PORTRAITS.
(TAKEN FROM THE FRENCH.)
A DEER BARGAIN.
OUT OF SCHOOL.
PUNCH’S LITERARY INTELLIGENCE.
PUNCH’S THEATRE.
THE UNITED SERVICE.