Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, November 20, 1841
I dined with my old friend and schoolfellow, Jack Withers, one day last September. On the previous morning, on my way to the India House, I had run up against a stout individual on Cornhill, and on looking in his face as I stopped for a moment to apologise, an abrupt “This is surely Jack Withers,” burst from my lips, followed by—“God bless me! Will Bayfield!” from his. After a hurried question or two, we shook hands warmly and parted, with the understanding that I was to cut my mutton with him next day.
Seventeen years had elapsed since Withers and I had seen or heard of each other. Having a good mercantile connexion, he had pitched upon commerce as his calling, and entered a counting-house in Idollane in the same year that I, a raw young surgeon, embarked for India to seek my fortune in the medical service of the East India Company.
Things had gone well with honest Jack; from a long, thin, weazel of a youngster, he had become a burly ruddy-faced gentleman, with an aldermanic rotundity of paunch, which gave the world assurance that his ordinary fare by no means consisted of deaf nuts; he had already, as he told me, accumulated a very pretty independence, which was yearly increasing, and was, moreover, a snug bachelor, with a well-arranged residence in Finsbury-square; in short, it was evident that Jack was “a fellow with two coats and everything handsome about him.”
As for me, I was a verification of the adage about the rolling stone; having gathered a very small quantity of “moss,” in the shape of worldly goods. I had spent sixteen years in marching and countermarching over the thirsty plains of the Carnatic, in medical charge of a native regiment—salivating Sepoys and blowing out with blue pills the officers—until the effects of a stiff jungle-fever, that nearly made me proprietor of a landed property measuring six feet by two, sent me back to England almost as poor as I had left it, and with an atrabilarious visage which took a two-months’ course of Cheltenham water to scour into anything like a decent colour.
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VOL. 1.
NOVEMBER 20, 1841.
MYSELF, PUNCH, AND THE KEELEYS.
“ARE YE SURE THE NEWS IS TRUE?”
A DOSE OF CASTOR.
CUTTING AT THE ROOT OF THE EVIL.
TO PUNCH.
ALARMING PROSPECTS FOR THE COUNTRY.
“ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER.”
THE HEIR OF APPLEBITE.
CHAPTER X.
THE END.
THE LAMBETH DEMOSTHENES.
A LEGEND OF THE TOWER (NOT LONDON).
IRISH INTELLIGENCE.
TAKING A SIGHT AT THE FIRE.
JOE HUME’S FORTHCOMING WORK.
THE ROMANCE OF A TEACUP.
SIP THE FIRST.
FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE.
THE UNKINDEST CUT OF ALL.
A CELESTIAL CON.
THE PRINCE OF WALES.—HIS FUTURE TIMES.
PROPER PRECAUTION.
THE PHYSIOLOGY OF THE LONDON MEDICAL STUDENT.
8.—OF THE EXAMINATION AT APOTHECARIES’ HALL.
REGULARLY CALLED IN—AND BOWLED OUT.
THE PRINCE OF WALES.
THE PRINCE’S TITLE.
THE PRINCE’S INCOME.
THE PRINCE’S MILITARY RANK.
THE PRINCE’S WARDROBE.
THE PRINCE’S EDUCATION.
THE PRINCE’S WET-NURSE.
THE PRINCE’S HONOURS.
A BARROWKNIGHT.
MAGISTERIAL AXIOMS.
THE ROYAL BULLETINS.
DEVILLED DRUMSTICKS.
BRANDY AND WATERFORD. (A GO!)
THE WHEELS OF FORTUNE.
SEEING NOTHING
MORE FASHIONABLE INTELLIGENCE.
CONS. WORTH CONNING.
MORBID SYMPATHY FOR CRIMINALS.
THE MALE DALILAH.
A “PUNCH” TESTIMONIAL.
THE RAPE OF THE LOCK-UP;
OR, SIR PETER LAURIE ON CRIME AND THE CROPS.
BARBER-OUS ANNOUNCEMENT.
A NEW MILKY WAY.
OH GEMINI!