Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, January 17, 1891
Well-informed Visitor . That's Dr. KOCH, making his great discovery!
Unscientific V. What did he discover?
Well-inf. V. Why, the Consumption Bacillus. He's got it in that bottle he's holding up.
Unsc. V. And what's the good of it, now he has discovered it?
Well-inf. V. Good? Why, it's the thing that causes consumption , you know!
Unsc. V. Then it's a pity he didn't leave it alone!
First Old Lady ( with Catalogue ). It says here that the note the page is handing may have come from Sir DIGHTON PROBYN, the Comptroller of the Royal Household Fancy that !
Second Old Lady . He's brought it in in his fingers. Now that 's a thing I never allow in my house. I always tell SARAH to bring all letters, and even circulars, in on a tray!
A. Sportsman . H'm—ARCHER, eh? Shouldn't have backed his mount in that race!
Gladstonian Enthusiast ( to Friend, who, with the perverse ingenuity of patrons of Wax-works, has been endeavouring to identify the Rev. JOHN WESLEY among the Cabinet in Downing Street ). Oh, never mind all that lot, BETSY; they're only the Gover'ment ! Here's dear Mr. and Mrs. GLADSTONE in this next! See, he's lookin' for something in a drawer of his side-board—ain't that natural ? And only look—a lot of people have been leaving Christmas cards on him ( a pretty and touching tribute of affection, which is eminently characteristic of a warm-hearted Public ). I wish I'd thought o' bringing one with me!
Her Friend . So do I. We might send one 'ere by post—but it'll have to be a New Year Card now!
Various
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Vol. 100.
January 17, 1891.
OUR SPORT AND ART EXHIBITION.
VOCES POPULI.
AT THE REGENT STREET TUSSAUD'S.
IN THE CHILDREN'S GALLERY.
BURNS VERSUS BURNS.
THINGS ONE WOULD RATHER HAVE LEFT UNSAID.
OPERATIC GOSSIP.
A REMINISCENCE OF C.K.
MR. PUNCH'S PRIZE NOVELS.
No. XI.—THE BOOK OF KOOKARIE.
AN UNREHEARSED EFFECT.
NOT INSIDE OUT.
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
WHAT OUR ARTIST HAS TO PUT UP WITH.
ARBITRATION.
UP-TO-TIME TABLE, FROM THE NORTH.
ARBITRATION.
SHOCKING!
TOO CIVIL BY HALF; OR, PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE.
Charles Keene
BORN AUGUST 10, 1823. DIED JANUARY 4, 1891.
THE SHAH (LEFEVRE) AND THE SULTAN.
I'D BE A CRIMINAL.
A SONG OF THE RULING SENSATION.
THE AMUSING RATTLE'S TOPICAL NOTEBOOK.
A PANTOMIMIC REVERIE.