Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, May 23, 1891
At WERLE's house. In front a richly-upholstered study . (R.) a green-baize door leading to WERLE's office. At back, open folding doors, revealing an elegant dining-room, in which a brilliant Norwegian dinner-party is going on. Hired Waiters in profusion. A glass is tapped with a knife. Shouts of Bravo! Old Mr. WERLE is heard making a long speech, proposing—according to the custom of Norwegian society on such occasions—the health of his Housekeeper , Mrs. SÖRBY. Presently several short-sighted, flabby, and thin-haired Chamberlains, enter from the dining-room, with HIALMAR EKDAL, who writhes shyly under their remarks.
A Chamberlain . As we are the sole surviving specimens of Norwegian nobility, suppose we sustain our reputation as aristocratic sparklers by enlarging upon the enormous amount we have eaten, and chaffing HIALMAR EKDAL, the friend of our host's son, for being a professional Photographer?
The other Chamberlains . Bravo! We will.
Old Werle ( dejectedly ). Thirteen at table! ( To GREGERS, with a meaning glance at HIALMAR.) This is the result of inviting an old College friend who has turned Photographer! Wasting vintage wines on him , indeed!
Hialmar ( to Gregers ). I am almost sorry I came. Your old min is not friendly. Yet he set me up as a Photographer fifteen years ago. Now he takes me down! But for him, I should never have married GINA, who, you may remember, was a servant in your family once.
Gregers . What? my old College friend married fifteen years ago—and to our GINA, of all people! If I had not been up at the works all these years, I suppose I should have heard something of such an event. But my father never mentioned it. Odd!
Hialmar . I—oh no. Not in the least. No relation!
Gregers ( shocked ). What, HIALMAR, you, with your great soul, deny your own father!
Mrs. Sörby ( archly ). Any Nobleman here say Cold Punch ?
Gregers . Father, a word with you in private. I loathe you. I am nothing if not candid. Old EKDAL was your partner once, and it's my firm belief you deserved a prison quite as much as he did. However, you surely need not have married our GINA to my old friend HIALMAR. You know very well she was no better than she should have been!
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Vol. 100.
May 23, 1891.
MR. PUNCH'S POCKET IBSEN.
No. IV.—THE WILD DUCK.
KEY TO THE PROPOSED HERALDIC DEVICE.
FAMILIARITY BREEDS RESPECT.
A PLEA FOR THE CART-HORSE PARADE SOCIETY.
THE PICK OF THE PICTURES. (AT THE ROYAL ACADEMY.)
SCULPTURE.
MR. PUNCH'S PRIZE NOVELS.
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
EVENINGS FROM HOME.
IN A MAZE.
Change for Thirty-Five Shillings.
IN A MAZE.
LEAVES FROM A CANDIDATE'S DIARY.
The Latest "Labor Program."
POLITICAL BOATING-PARTY DURING THE RECESS.
IN A LOCK.—A WHITSUNTIDE WARBLE.
ELEMENTARY INSTRUCTION IN COOKERY.
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.
A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS!