Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 1, 1892
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O H.S. RANJIT—(spelling a wild venture is!)
Wielder of willow, runner-up of centuries !
What's in a name? A name like RANJITSIN—
( Can't finish it, was foolish to begin!)
How many miles was it you ran, O RAN—
(Bowled out again. Am sorry I began!)
In running out those hundreds, RANJITSINGHJ—
(A man were a patched fool, a perfect ninny,
Who'd try to spell that name, Ask Bully Bottom! )
With such a name to carry, how you got 'em,
Various
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Vol. 103.
October 1, 1892.
"STUMPED!"
IMMUNITIES OF THE SEA-SIDE.
"PUNSCH"
HEALTH AND HOPPINESS.
LADY GAY'S SELECTIONS.
"THE PERI AT THE ACADEMY GATES."
SWORD AND PEN.
Brief Interview.
"HOW IT'S DONE!"
LAYS OF MODERN HOME.
No. V.—MY BUTTONS!
ON A GUERNSEY EXCURSION CAR.
SIMPLE STORIES.
RUBY AND THE ROOK.
TO MELENDA.
BREAKING THE ICE.
ADVANCING YEARS.
TUNING THE HARP.
A FRIEND TAKES ME FOR A QUIET DRIVE.
IN THE MONKEY-HOUSE;
THE PICK OF THE BASKETS.
INNS AND OUTS.
No. IV.—THE WINDOW-SHUTTERS.
SIGH NO MORE, LOTTIE.
FANCY PORTRAIT.
SONNET ON CHILLON.
EXAMINATION PAPER FOR A PRESS CANDIDATE.
TO FOOTBALL.
AN EN-NOBBLING SPECTACLE!