Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 16, 1919

The Project Gutenberg eBook, Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 156, April 16, 1919, by Various, Edited by Owen Seamen
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We understand that a proposal to send a relief party to America to rescue Scotsmen from the threatened Prohibition law is under consideration.
It is rumoured that The Times is about to announce that it does not hold itself responsible for editorial opinions expressed in its own columns.
A correspondent, complaining of the tiny flats in London, states that he is a trombone-player, and every time he wants to get the lowest note he has to go out on to the landing.
In Essex Street, Shoreditch—so Dr. ADDISON explained to the House of Commons—there are seven hundred and thirty-three people in twenty-nine houses. A correspondent writes that a single house in the neighbourhood of Big Ben contains seven hundred and seven persons, many of them incapable, and that nothing is being done about it.
The Original Dixie Land Jazz Band has arrived in London, says an evening paper. We are grateful for the warning.
Over two hundred season-ticket-holders live within a mile radius at Southend. We suppose there must be some attraction at Southend to explain why so many season-ticket-holders live there.
We are pleased to be able to throw some light on the mystery of the Russian who was not shot in Petrograd last week. It appears that he ducked his head.
We await confirmation of the report that an American has offered to defray the cost of the War if the authorities will name it after him.
The Surplus Government Property Disposal Board is making a special offer of eighteen-pounder guns to golf clubs. For a long shot out of a bad lie the superiority of the eighteen-pounder over the Sammie cleek is conceded by all the best golfers.