Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, April 9, 1919
A Brass-hat employed at the Air Ministry recently requested that his salary might be reduced on the ground that there was now very little work for him to do. As no other symptoms developed, the close observation kept upon him has now been relaxed.
To what extent the habit of war economy is embedded in the minds of the British public was illustrated at Woodford Green on March 29th, when a lady entered the local Post Office and endeavoured to purchase some Daylight Saving Certificates.
The War Office Staff, it was stated in the House of Commons, has been reduced from 21,807 to 19,510 since the Armistice. It is only fair to point out that the vast bulk of them were not asked whether they wanted an Armistice.
The War Office talks of re-issuing to the Volunteers the rifles and equipment which were long ago called in. This threat is likely to discourage many of them from volunteering for the next Peace.
Experiments are being conducted with the view of discovering the best use to which obsolete army tanks can be put. Attached to a piece of cheese they are said to make excellent mouse-traps.
The police, says The Irish Times , à propos of the escape of twenty Sinn Feiners from Mountjoy prison, are pursuing active inquiries. This is much simpler than pursuing active Sinn Feiners.
Ever since the snowdrop gave the first hint of Spring, burbles a contemporary, we have watched the miracle of the young year unfolding. It certainly was a miracle in the weather we had last week.
The suggestion is being put forward in certain quarters that, in order to save time, the Commission to fix the responsibility for the Peace should begin to sit at once.
It is not known definitely how many ex-munition workers in this country are at present in Government unemployment.
In connection with the recent report that the Sittinghurst Vermin Club had killed 1,175 mice in one day, we are asked to say that the number should be 1,176. It appears that one mouse made its way in a state of collapse to the Club headquarters and gave itself up.
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Vol. 156.
April 9, 1919.
CHARIVARIA.
"THE TIMES" AS PEACEMAKER.
TO-DAY IN THE FOOD GARDEN.
Our Helpful Press.
THE ARMY OF UNOCCUPATION.
ON THE RHINE.
III.
TO CHLOE, CAUGHT SPRING-CLEANING.
The Overland Route.
COMRADES OF THE WAR.
GETTING A JOB.
THE MATERNAL INSTINCT.
THE LAST-STRAW.
Reconstruction in London.
THE MAKING OF HISTORY.
A GENTLE HINT.
CRAMPING HIS STYLE.
ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.
THE PROMISE OF MAY.
P.B.
MACEDONIA.
THE LETTERS THAT COUNT.
An Aid to Genuflexion.
"BOTCHES."
AN APPEAL FOR GOD-PARENTS.
A WASTED TALENT.
The Slump in Monarchy.
THE OLD SHIPS.
A FIRST-CLASS MISDEMEANANT.
OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.
How the Secrets of Royal Households Leak Out.