Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, August 18th, 1920

The grouse-shooting reports are coming in. Already one of the newly-rich has sent a brace of gamekeepers to the local hospital.
A few hours in Cork, says a Daily Mail correspondent, will convince anyone that a civil war is near. A civil war, it should be explained, is one in which the civilians are at war but the military are not.
Lisburn Urban Council has decided to buy an army hut for use as a day nursery. It is this policy of petty insult that is bound in the end to goad the military forces in Ireland to reprisals.
Who invented railways? asks a weekly paper. We can only say we know somebody who butted in later.
Mr. Churchill, says a contemporary, has some friends still. It will be noticed that they are very still.
It may interest your readers to know, writes a correspondent, that it would take four days and nights, seven hours, fifty-two minutes and ten seconds to count one day's circulation of The Daily Mail . Holiday-makers waiting for the shower to blow over should certainly try it.
Coloured grocery sugars, the Food Controller announces, are to be freed from control on September 6th. A coloured grocery is one in which the grocer is not as black as he is painted.
A conference of sanitary inspectors at Leeds has been considering the question, When is a house unfit for habitation? The most dependable sign is the owner's description of it as a charming old-world residence.
The Warrington Watch Committee, says a news item, have before them an unusual number of applications for pawnbrokers' licences. In the absence of any protest from the Sleeve Links and Scarf Pin Committee they will probably be granted.
I earn three pounds and fourpence a week, an applicant told the Willesden Police Court, out of which I give my wife three pounds. The man may be a model husband, of course, but before taking it for granted we should want to know what he does with that fourpence.
Scarborough Corporation has fitted up and let a number of bathing vans for eight shillings a week each. To avoid overcrowding not more than three families will be allowed to live in one van.