Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, September 22, 1920

'Strike while the iron is hot' must be the motto, says a business man. Mr. Smillie, on the other hand, says that it doesn't so much matter about the iron being hot.
A curious story reaches us from the Midlands. It appears that it had been decided to call out the workmen in a certain factory, but the strike-leader had unfortunately mislaid his notes and could not remember their grievance.
Mr. C.B. Cochran has decided to have nothing further to do with the promotion of boxing-matches owing to the way in which contracts are continually being broken. It has since been reported that several of our leading professional boxers are endeavouring to arrange a farewell disappointment.
Mr. Evans, the American golf champion, has invented a new putter. We appreciate America's effort, but all the same we cannot forget her apathy toward the League of Nations.
Last week the largest number of Alpinists ever assembled met on the top of the Matterhorn. If this sort of thing goes on it is quite likely that the summit will have to be strengthened.
Colder weather is promised and the close season for Councillor Clark should commence about October 1st.
The ex-Kaiser, says The Western Morning News , goes in daily fear of being kidnapped. This is said to be due to the presence at Amerongen of an enterprising party of American curio-hunters.
A headline in a weekly paper asks, What will Charlie Chaplin Turn out this Year? His feet, is the answer.
The language at Billingsgate, according to Sir E.E. Cooper, is much better than it used to be. Fish porters invariably say Excuse me before throwing a length of obsolete eel at a colleague.
In the event of a miners' strike arrangements have been made for the staff of the Ministry of Transport to sleep at the office. It would be more wise, we think, if they remained wide awake.
A feature of the new motor charabanc will be the space for passengers' luggage. This is just what is wanted, as it so easily gets broken even if the corks don't come out.