Punch - Volume 25 (Jul-Dec 1853)
LONDON PUBLISHED AT THE OFFICE, 85, FLEET STREET.
On Christmas Eve, Mr. Punch, on the strength—or, rather, length—of a Message from President Pierce, visited her Majesty Queen Mab. He was received by a most courteous Dream-in-Waiting, who introduced him through the Gate of Horn, whence, as Colonel Sibthorp beautifully remarks,
Veris facilis datur exitus Umbris.
Dream-World was merrily keeping its Yule-tide, with shadowy Sports and dissolving Pastimes. As Mr. Punch entered, the Game was
The Lady Britannia was enthroned, Mistress of the Revel, and her golden apron was heaped with Pledges. The owners, a miscellaneous group, awaited the sentence of penalties.
Down, at a smile-signal from the Lady in the Chair, down went the broad brow of Mr. Punch, to repose on her knee, while Kings, and Ministers, and Hierarchs, and Demagogues came rustling round to listen.
The magic formula was silverly uttered.
Answer, dear Mr. Punch, said the Lady in the Chair. You always say exactly what I wish said.
The Owner, said Mr. Punch, will retire. And the Earl of Aberdeen, who had forfeited Public Confidence, withdrew, and Britannia murmured her intense satisfaction with the proceeding.
The next forfeit was called. The Owner, said the oracle, will go down upon his knees, will, in all abjectness of humiliation, beg pardon of all the world, and will humbly deposit his purse at the foot of the Ottoman nearest to him. A heavy tread, and the Emperor of all the Russias sullenly stalked away, sooner than thus redeem his Honour.
Various
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VOLUME XXV.——JULY TO DECEMBER, 1853.
POLITICAL SUMMARY.
NOTES.
MR. PUNCH IN DUBLIN.
A NEW TURN IN THE TEMPERANCE MOVEMENT.
"Provided Always."
CRYSTAL NUNNERIES.
CANVAS TOWNS.
More Ornamental than Useful.
CIVIL (VERY CIVIL) WAR AT CHOBHAM.
THE CAMP AT CHOBHAM—TAKEN ON THE SPOT BY A RISING YOUNG ARTIST.
A City Ballad.
Measure with a Misnomer.
A BIT OF THE CAMP.
CHARACTER IN A BLUE BAG.
THE HARDEST OF ALL SWEARING.
THE CAMP AT CHOBHAM.—A COLD IN THE HEAD.
THE GREAT INDIAN FACT.
A WITNESS ON AN ELECTION COMMITTEE.
Russian Cookery.
SENTIMENT FOR THE PEACE SOCIETY.
ONE VIEW OF THE TURKISH QUESTION.
A LIST OF INDEXES.
A Question for a Debating Society.
OUR HONEYMOON.
GARDENS WITHOUT A WATERPOT.
Meat for Mawworms.
THE BANK OF RUSSIA.
FAST LADIES.
THE CAMP.—A NIGHT SURPRISE.
A HINT FROM THE GALLERY.
SOLDIERS AFLOAT.
MRS. MAGNALL'S HISTORICAL QUESTIONS
HISTORICAL QUESTIONS FOR LADIES.
Tea-Table Talk.
A Good Dirty Job.
THE CAMP.
"THE SOLDIER'S DREAM."
Spirits above Proof.
OUR HONEYMOON.
Another Change in France.
THE BREAKSPEARE TESTIMONIAL.
FANCY PORTRAIT OF SARDANAPALUS, KING OF ASSYRIA,
Another Irish Grievance.
LAYING IT ON THICK.
PUNCH AT A ROYAL CHRISTENING.
CHOKING IN THE ARMY.
SPIRITUAL MANIFESTATIONS GOING A-HEAD!
OUR RUPTURE WITH RUSSIA.
THE CAMP.
A SEAMSTRESS THAT WON'T STARVE.
DRINKING HEALTH.
A GENTLE REPROOF.
THE KEY TO THE RUSSIAN QUESTION.
ENTERPRISING UNDERTAKERS.
THE GREAT CAB REFORM.
CHEER! BOYS, CHEER!
PASSIONATE MEN.
PECUNIARY DEMANDS.
STANZAS TO ERIN.
ON THE DUBLIN EXHIBITION.
An Obvious Mistake.
INSPECTION OF CAVALRY BY GENERAL PUNCH.
BORE AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM.
RUSSIAN REASONS.
The Soldier's First Step.
A CASE IN PINT.
ANOTHER NIGHT SURPRISE AT CHOBHAM.
DOMESTIC RESULTS OF THE CAMP.
A FLOURISHING BUSINESS.
OUR QUARTER'S ACCOUNT.
ELECTIONS WITH ACCOMPANIMENTS.
"SURE DERBYITES."
INFINITESIMAL LOGIC.
A HELP TO JEWISH EMANCIPATION.
TO PROFESSOR FARADAY.
A Phrenological Puzzle.
THE JOKE OF THE SESSION.
PAPA TO HIS HEIR.
LAW ON ITS LAST LEGS.
THE GREENWICH DINNER.—A CONVIVIAL MOMENT.
THEOLOGICAL TANNING.
ONE OF THE HORRORS OF THE CHOBHAM WAR
UNCLE TOM'S POLLING BOOTH.
Little Cry and Great Wool.
THE BEAR AND THE BEES.—A NEW VERSION OF AN OLD STORY.
THE RE-CHRISTENING OF THE BOSPHORUS.
A DAUGHTER OF THE CAMP.
Unpublished Anecdote.
THE NEW CAB ACT.
THE NEW HACKNEY CARRIAGE BILL,
CHAGRIN FOR OLD COMMODORES.
POISONOUS PUFFS.
THE ECCLESIASTICAL AUCTION MART.
OUR METEOROLOGICAL REPORT.
NOTICE TO CORRESPONDENTS.
A BIG BROTHER OF MERCY.
A STARTLING NOVELTY IN SHIRTS.
THE EARL-KING;
OR, THE EARL OF SHAFTESBURY AND THE JUVENILE MENDICANT.
OUR HONEYMOON.
The Irresistibles; or, Horse Guards (Black).
WHAT I SAW, HEARD, AND THOUGHT AT CHOBHAM.
WHAT IS A CABMAN'S MILE?
A Determined Duellist.
AN UNDERTAKER'S LIVE JOB.
THE OLDEST CHANCERY SUIT IN THE WORLD.
WILD FLOWERS FROM CANADA.
GOLD FOUND IN ENGLAND.
A LIKELY JOKE.
Changes in the Camp.
THE NEW ACT.
THE HAT-MOVING TRICK.
WHAT IS THE HOUSE OF KEYS?
Conjuring at Chobham.
A GOOD JOKE.
THE POTMAN AND THE PRÆTOR.—(A LAY OF THE MIDDLESEX SESSIONS).
A HINT.
A Joke at the Public Expense.
ANOTHER INSULT TO IRELAND.
An Impossible Commissariat.
ANOTHER POTATO BLIGHT FOR "THE KILKENNY CAT."
NUTS FOR NOTES AND QUERIES.
OUR ANCIENT NICHOLAS.
A Key to a Difficulty.
THOUGHTS ON THE SAVAGE LIONS OF LONDON.
A BENEFICE IN THE MARKET.
Strength Apparently Accounted For.
HIBERNIAN TACTICS.
MILITARY INTELLIGENCE.
MORNINGTON'S CHALLENGE.
Digestive Apparatus.
RESULTS OF A WAR.
THE CAMP.
THE DISCOUNTER'S DIRGE.
THE CABMAN'S BEST FRIEND.
AFFECTING IGNORANCE.
OUR HONEYMOON.
MARKET AND TRADE REPORT.
Carving his Way to Iniquity.
THE STAMP OF LIBERALITY AND MEANNESS.
SAPPHICS OF THE CABSTAND.
PEDESTRIANISM AT ST. STEPHEN'S.
ST. STEPHEN'S RUBBER.
DELIGHT OF THE GROUSE AT THE PROSPECT OF A LATE SESSION.
PAX VOBISCUM.
THE FARMER'S MAGIC STROP.
HINTS FOR A NEW EDITION OF THE DRAMATISTS.
Philosophy Teaching by Conundrums.
BRICKS.
Slight Mistakes.
SPIRITED CONDUCT OF MR. CHARLES KEAN.
Evanescent Art.
THE PUBLIC'S ADDRESS TO HIS CABMAN.
An Appropriate Amendment.
THE GREAT CHOBHAM CAMPAIGN.
THE LAST OF THE PAUPERS.
The Heroes of a Hundred Showers.
THE MAD CABMAN'S SONG OF SIXPENCE.
Parliamentary Parallels.
A PHOTOGRAPHIC POSITIVE.
SONGS OF THE MENDICANTS.
GREAT JEW MEETING.
A WASTE OF SYMPATHY.
Well off for Soap.
LOVESUIT AND LAWSUIT.
THE JOLLY OLD WATERMAN.
The American Cupid.
PORTRAIT OF AN OFFICER IN THE BLUES.
CURE FOR THE CONSCIENCE MONEY MANIA.
A GROSS IMPOSITION.
THE GAME IN THE EAST.
LOGIC FOR MR. LUCAS.
Table Turning Extraordinary.
Science among the Swains.
JEWISH DISABILITIES!
What "can" the Police be about?
A MISTAKE IN ALL THE MAPS.
THE LAMENT OF THE PORTSMOUTH SLOPSELLER.
The Bill of the Session.
OUR HONEYMOON.
THE WOMAN'S ELEVATION LEAGUE.
THE KENSINGTON BUS-MEN.
A Cool Dog.
THE NEW CAB ACT.
OUR MUDDY METROPOLIS.
BEWARE! BEWARE! BEWARE!
ROSES OF SHARON FOR AUSTRALIA.
A Coagulated Horde.
A SON AND HEIR.
THE CABMAN AND HIS GOOD AND EVIL REPORT.
BAD BEER WITH A GOOD NAME.
"Time was made for Slaves."
THE DISTANCE TO DOWNING STREET.
THE UNPROTECTED FEMALE IN WANT OF A CAB.
A NEW CHAPTER IN THE ROMANCE OF KING ARTHUR.
FRIENDS OF CABMANITY.
RECOVERY FROM THE CABMEN'S STRIKE.
MOVEMENTS IN (CELESTIAL) HIGH LIFE.
A SKETCH TAKEN AT GOODWOOD
PETITION FROM THE MEDICAL PROFESSION.
THE CABMAN AND HIS PINT OF STOUT.—A Fable.
STRIKE OF THE WIVES OF ENGLAND.
WANTED, A NOBLEMAN!
"WANTED, A NOBLEMAN!"
ST. LUKE'S AND ST. STEPHEN'S.
The Member for Lincoln as he will appear at the next General Election.
BOMBA'S BANE.
THE BETTING HOUSE DEPUTATION.
THE TEA-TOTAL MOVEMENT.
THE REAL SMOKE NUISANCE.
Most Musical, Most Diplomatic.
THE EUROPEAN CONCERT.
A GROWL FROM THE SCOTTISH LION.
A CHANCE FOR THE POOR CLERGY.
LOVE'S LABOUR LOST AT LIMERICK.
Something really New.
CRUEL.
THE RETURN TO DUTY.
All the Difference.
THE TAILOR ASSASSIN.
The Maims of Money.
GHOSTS OF THE SESSION
KENILWORTH CHURCH AND KENILWORTH CASTLE.
STRIKING CIRCUMSTANCES.
Musical Intelligence.
THE POPULAR LAURIE BALLAD
WONDERS OF THE DEEP.
SHOCKING LANGUAGE.
MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.
SONG—RIPEFORAJAIL.
SPHERES OF REAL USEFULNESS.
A PHOTOGRAPHIC PICTURE.
WHAT IS A MILE?
ACCORDING TO ACT OF PARLIAMENT.
A CABMAN'S PROTEST AGAINST THE HINJUSTICE OF THE HACT.
EXHIBITION OF POLITICAL INDUSTRY.
Whiskey above Proof.
THE ETIQUETTE OF SMOKING.
A CAROL ON CAROLINE CHISOLM.
OUR HONEYMOON.
UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION OF MR. JONES DURING A TABLE-TURNING EXPERIMENT.
THE MILESTONE TREADMILL.
Devotees in Cells.
AN ANSWER TO THE EASTERN QUESTION.
Walls have Tears.
PASSPORTS IMPROVED.
The Vegetarians in the North.
THE BATTLE OF SPITHEAD.
CAUTION TO TRAVELLERS DURING THE HOT WEATHER.
SPECIAL REVIEW OF THE FLEET.
PARLIAMENTARY BULLETIN.
SHAM FIGHT AT SPITHEAD.
WHO SENDS ALL THE CONSCIENCE-MONEY?
THE END OF QUACKERY.
A Whisper in the Ear of Nicholas.
SONGS OF THE MENDICANTS.
MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.
No one shall Loiter about the Streets or the Public Market-Place.
Nobody shall frequent where the Herb Nicotiana is sold.
THE DOOM OF WESTMINSTER BRIDGE.
OUR YOUNG LADY AT SPITHEAD.
The Fashionable Epidemic.
IMPORTANT MEETING OF SMOKE MAKERS.
RESOURCE FOR YOUNG LADIES.
A CIVIL CABMAN'S SAUCE.
EL VERDADERO DESCUBRIMIENTO D'IXIMAYA.
A Hit at Two Houses.
BEARISH IMPUDENCE.
SABBATARIAN TEMPERANCE MEETING AT GLASGOW.
A BIT OF SENTIMENT.
THE BOUNCE OF A PISTOL.
HOMŒOPATHY SUPERSEDED.
EXTRAORDINARY ANTI-SURGICAL OPERATION. THE USE OF THE KNIFE UNNECESSARY.
IMAGINARY PLAY-BILL.
Affecting Denouement!
LESSON FOR INNOCENT CABMEN.
The Road in 1853.
THE FÊTALIST.
PUNCH'S MEDAL FOR A PEACE ASSURANCE SOCIETY
BREAKING-UP DAY AT WESTMINSTER.
The Land Screw Steam Company.
A MAN WALKS—A LADY RIDES.
FIGHTING FREWEN AND SOBER SHELLEY.
A NEW LACTOMETER.
A GANGWAY JOKE.
A BATH AT BOULOGNE.
FUMIGATION OF THE THAMES.
The Enemy.
WHAT YOU MAY HEAR IN A BELL.
A Naval Blunderbuss.
FAREWELL TO THE CAMP.
THE INQUISITION AT MALTA.
Too Modest by Half.
The Peaceful Mood.
PEDESTRIANISM VERY EXTRAORDINARY.
BRITISH OBSEQUIES IN SPAIN
"WE NEVER SELL OUR APPOINTMENTS."
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.
ALARMING RAILWAY ACCIDENT.
A FACT FOR "MURRAY."
GREAT SUCCESS OF CLAIRVOYANCE.
A Present for Aberdeen.
SEA SNIPS.
OUR HONEYMOON.
British Black Slavery.
VERY LIKE A WHALE.
GREAT CATCHES.
Roebuck Himself Again.
THE DECIMAL COINAGE.
THE BRITISH CONSULATE AT BOULOGNE.
Physic for Brutes.
SCENE.—BUREAU OF THE CHIEFS OF THE DOUANES.
THE PLOUGHBOY'S DOOM!
A Bear Speculation.
LEADING ARTICLE FOR OLD LADIES.
A REMINISCENCE OF CHOBHAM—DELIGHTFUL EFFECTS OF A CANNONADE.
MR. PETERLOO BROWN'S EXAMINATION OF THE OXFORD STATUTES.
Nobody must be out of his chamber after nine o'clock in the evening.
Nobody must indulge in sports which may cause hurt or inconvenience to others.
The OXFORD ORNITHORYNCUS
Nobody must carry a cross-bow, and a hawk for fowling.
Nobody must hunt wild beasts.
THE MONEY MARKET FOR INFANT MINDS.
FLOWERS OF THE TOWZERY PLANT.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS. No. 2.
A LION RAMPANT MAD.
Honours to Palmerston.
THE HOUSE OF FAME.
DEDICATED, BY PERMISSION OF THE PRESIDENT AND COUNCIL, TO THE BRITISH ASSOCIATION.
NEW AMERICAN MOVEMENT.
A BISHOP IN DISTRESS.
A Mysterious Visitor.
Standing by their Orders.
GREAT AND LITTLE SPORTSMEN.
Zoological Gardens to Jardin des Plantes.
CHINA AND BACK—IN NO TIME!
The Best Christian.
SUBJECT FOR A CHINESE HISTORICAL PICTURE.
TO CORRESPONDENTS.
SAINT CABBIE!
A Present from the Pope.
POOR SHAKSPEARE!
REVIEW OF THE MEDICAL LINE.
JOHN CHINAMAN WEEPING OVER HIS TAIL.
A SHOE-LANE RALEIGH!
The Wrongs of Scotland.
REMARKABLE SELF-SACRIFICE.
A CHAUNT.
Walker!
AN AUSTRALIAN CLIPPER.
The Governesses in Despair.
AN ABODE OF BLISS.
A Warning to Vegetarians.
THE GUILLOTINE IN CHINA.
EVIL EYESIGHT.
GREAT CURE AND SMALL PAY.
THE CHELSEA GHOST.
A CONSULTATION "IN ARTICULO."
LOUIS NAPOLEON AT BOULOGNE.
AUTUMNAL PROMOTIONS.
Fearful Accident to a Great Civic Authority.
MR. PUNCH IN CHINA.
HINT TO RAILWAY ROGUES.
Rival Reaping-Machines.
AN IMPERIAL SWEEP.
QUEEN CHRISTINA IN ENGLAND.
AN OMNIBUSIAN SONG.
COTTON AFLOAT.
How to Write the Biography of a Woman.
CONSULTATION ABOUT THE STATE OF TURKEY.
PERVERSION OF A CLERGYMAN.
THE DISAPPOINTED DIRECTOR.
OCEAN MELODIES.
The Wife wishes to go upon the Continent.
A NUISANCE.
"Non Tali Auxilio."
A NEW ZODIACAL LIGHT.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 3.
A MUSICAL PUMP.
Extreme Conscientiousness.
LINES ON THE BURIAL OF A BRITISH PROTESTANT IN SPAIN.
THE LAWYERS ABROAD.
THE CLOTH AND THE PLUSH.
SEVERE, BUT FLATTERING.
A CITY WITHOUT SMOKE!
"The Great Globe Itself."
ANOTHER INSULT FROM THE SAXON.
A CLERK PAID IN KIND.
Washing Made Agreeable.
A BIT OF HIS MIND.
CLASSICALITIES FOR THE NEW COINAGE.
PUNCH'S POTATO PROPHECY.
DISRAELI'S COAT AND BADGE.
IRON BARS OF MUSIC.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 4.
SPIRITED CONDUCT OF A PUBLIC COMPANY.
PAT'S WELCOME TO THE REAPING-MACHINE.
Sea-Side Intelligence.
NECROMANCY FOR GENTS.
Test for Travellers.
DIVISION OF LABOUR.
PRINCE ALBERT, THE CZAR, AND THE TURK.
TAVERN EXPERIENCE.
All my Eye and Beate Martin.
A Petrified Luncheon.
IMPUDENT ROBBERY OF A TRAVELLER AT AN ENGLISH HOTEL.
A TRAP TO CATCH A MOONCALF.
PEBBLES PICKED UP AT THE SEA-SHORE.
SONG OF THE TRANSPLANTED SHAMROCK.
THE INSTITUTION OF OUR SPECTRE OF CHELSEA.
NEUTRALITY IN PLUSH.
A Fable for Mr. Commissioner Murphy.
The Main Stays of Science.
A NEW TIDE OF EMIGRATION.
BRITISH ENTERPRISE.
DEAR ENTERTAINMENT FOR DEAR CREATURES.
Strikes to be Lauded.
KING CHOLERA'S PROCESSION.
The Industrious Cossacks.
MR. 'ARRY BELVILLE, ON THE CONTINENT GENERALLY.
OPINIONS OF OUR CONTEMPORARIES.
SHORT AND SAPONACEOUS.
THE CHELSEA GHOST.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 5.
FRENCH TIES AND DYNAS-TIES.
Second Thoughts.
A Joke that must be Felt if it can't be Seen.
BRITISH REASONS FOR BOULOGNE ADDRESS.
THE FAT OF THE LAND AND LAMBETH.
EDITORIAL CANDOUR.
The Russian Bear and the Turkey Cock.
ALARMING ACCIDENT.
THE POPE'S POST OBIT.
A Proverb at Fault.
VESTED RIGHT.
Solution of Haunted Houses.
A NEW DEPARTMENT OF FLUNKEYISM.
Glut of Money at the Museum.
INFALLIBLE BUBBLES.
THE AGE OF COMPLIMENTS.
THE ORGAN BOY'S APPEAL.
PRISON DISCIPLINARIANS.
Extract from the Evidence taken before the last Parliamentary Committee on the Subject of Prison Discipline.
The Weapons of the Slave.
THE CROWN OF HUNGARY.
A WORD FOR THE HOTEL-KEEPERS.
MYSELF, AS I APPEARED ON PERUSING MY HOTEL BILL, HAVING STAYED A NIGHT IN BRIGHTON.
A LITTLE MONEY QUESTION.
LE GRAND OPERA ENRHUMÉ.
OBSTRUCTING THE PAVEMENT.
"THE BONES OF PAGANINI."
THAT VERY SMALL (POLITICAL) PARTY.
Arms for Ireland.
TRUE FEELING.
THE LANDLORDS' MEETING AT THE LONDON COFFEE HOUSE.
SHAMEFUL INTIMIDATION OF AN OLD GENTLEMAN.
THEOCRACY OF RUSSIA.
"Fast" Literature.
OUR BEAUTIFUL FASHIONS OF THE PRESENT DAY.
WHICH LOOKS THE MOST RIDICULOUS?
"ENOUGH'S AS GOOD AS A FEAST."
Another Ghost!
MANNERS AND CUSTOMS.
"THE PLAGUE WITHIN OUR GATES."
A Noted Impostor.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 6.
THE CROWN OF ST. STEPHEN.
The Supporters of Austria.
HOW TO PAY YOUR TAXES.
OUR SHABBY CONTEMPORARIES
CIVIC SIMPLICITY.
MILITARY REWARDS IN CHINA.
"Another and Another still Succeeds."
SIGNS MADE SYMBOLS.
Credit at a Discount.
WHAT EVERYBODY THINKS.
ECONOMY.
THE EMPEROR AT BOULOGNE
FREEBOOTER OF THE CASTLE.
A CASE OF CLEAN HANDS.
Ha'porths of Philosophy.
WEIGHT AND MEASURE.
ANOTHER INSULT TO IRELAND!
Theatrical Act of Grace.
MAHOGANY POSSESSED.
SIGNS OF THE TIMES.
ANOTHER MONEY QUESTION.
Worthy Attention.
Echo Right at Last.
THE PAROCHIAL MUDLARK.
TREMENDOUS EFFECTS OF A KISS.
A JOG FOR BIRMINGHAM GAOL.
THE MOUSTACHE MOVEMENT.
GRAND SCENA FROM OBERON.
AN AFFAIR WITH THE (KNIGHTSBRIDGE) CAFFRES.
THE PARSON'S PARLIAMENT.
OUR CITY ARTICLE.
THE IMPERTINENCE OF SCIENCE.
MODERN MYTHOLOGY.
WHAT THE "BRITISH GRENADIER" IS INEVITABLY COMING TO.
Integrity of Foreign Powers.
PATRIOTISM OF THE FIRST WATER.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 7.
Something in a Name after all.
GRAND DRAMATIC APRÈS DÉJEÛNER.
Further Particulars.
PROSPECTS OF A HAPPY PATH OF EMPERORS.
THE LORD MAYOR'S SHOW FOR 1853!
Who is the Miscreant that sent us the following?
RUSSIA IN LONDON.
THE HORRORS OF WAR.
THE TRUMPET OF BATTLE.
The Dream of a Bagpipe.
QUESTIONABLE ADVERTISEMENTS.
Present to Mr. Gladstone.
A TERRIBLE TURK.
THE INN-FLUENZA.
RANDOM RECORDS OF A RUN THROUGH CERTAIN CONTINENTAL COUNTRIES.
The Steam Annihilator.
THIS IS THE PROTECTION A PLAID AFFORDS TO THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW THE WAY TO CARRY IT.
TO THE NOBLE AIRL
AT THE HEAD OF HER MAJESTY'S GOVERNMENT.
FESTIVITIES IN SOUTHWARK.
THE ETRUSCAN PATTERN.
A LEGAL QUERY FOR THE NEXT EXAMINATION.
THE PEACE SPECTACLE IN SCOTLAND.
"Woodman! Spare that Joke."
A TRANSPORTED AUDIENCE.
VERY GOOD OF THE POPE.
RUSSIAN "MOUCHES" IN EDINBURGH.
Ready Wit.
THE MOUSTACHE MOVEMENT
MEETING OF THE RABBITS.
A LUNDY FOOT LINGUIST.
THE OLD FLAG.
HOW WE ARE OFF FOR SOAP!
THE TWO DROMIOS.
BULLY BOTTOM.
SOMETHING IN A SIGN.
The Hatchet.
IMPROVEMENTS OF LONDON VERSUS THE IMPROVEMENTS OF PARIS.
HOW EPHRAIM SMUG SPOKE AGAINST POLICE AT THE VESTRY, AND DIDN'T PERSUADE PEOPLE.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—NO. 8.
LARVÆ OF THE CITY OF LONDON.
A CAPITAL IDEA FOR THE "EUGENIES."
A LITERARY MILLIONAIRE.
A HOWL FROM THE HIPPOPOTAMUS.
Words of Peace.
WHY COALS ARE DEAR.
TO FIGHT OR NOT TO FIGHT? THAT IS THE QUESTION.
DID YOU EVER?
Getting into their Good Books.
HOTEL AND TRAVELLING EXPENSES.
A Music-Seller's Opinion of France.
Table Moving Extraordinary.
The Papal Cue.
THE MODERN LANGUAGES TAUGHT IN ONE LESSON!
LARES AND PENATES FOR THE POTHOUSE.
LIBEL ON THE PRINCE OF WALES.
PHOTOGRAPHIC "GLIMPSES OF THE MOON."
PARSONS AND DOCTORS.
POETRY FOR THE PEACE CONFERENCE.
A RAILWAY DOG.
Eagles at a Discount.
The Tune Changed.
"THE COMING STRUGGLE."
A ROYAL "LUNCH" PREVENTED.
HOW BRITANNIA SALUTES HER BABIES!
Retaliation.
EXIT G. V. BROOKE.—ENTER TOM BARRY.
THE "VOW OF POVERTY."
THE GOD OF THE RUSSIANS
Britannia's Safety Belt.
INFECTION GLEBE.
THE BRIDLE ROADS.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 9.
Agricultural Improvements.
DRAT THE EASTERN QUESTION!
Great Theatrical Strike.
THE FASHIONABLE STRIKE AMONGST THE LOWEST CLASSES.
THE FINE OLD ENGLISH INNKEEPER.
THE STARVED-OUT COMMISSION OF SEWERS.
Art in the City.
MIGHT IS RIGHT.
THE FALLACY OF EXTERNALS.
THE ARMS OF ENGLAND,
The Sarcophagus of Art.
POLITICAL TABLE TURNING.
THE ROYAL ARMS AS IMPROVED BY THE PEACE SOCIETY.
MARRIAGE IN "MEDIOCRE" LIFE.
THE TIGHT BLOCKADE.
A SPORTING REGIMENT.
PIUS PINGUIS.
News for the Peace Congress.
SPURIOUS IMITATION.
ASTONISHING AND GENEROUS EXERTION BY CATHEDRAL CLERGYMEN.
NASAL INTELLIGENCE.
A CHAUNT FOR THE CHOUSED.
JAMES'S POWDER, AND HIS SQUIB.
THE SLAVE-OWNERS.
Plato, Gog, and Magog.
PECCADILLOS OF BEAKS.
YACHT SIGNALS.
SHE WILL BE A MARTYR.
A Nautical Queen.
MARRIAGES AS WRITTEN IN THE POLICE COURT.
A WAKE IN THE MINING DISTRICTS.
RURAL SELF-DENIAL CLUBS.
WINCHESTER SOUP.
THE HUNGARIAN DIET.
SINGING-BOYS MINUS SEVENPENCE AT ST. PAUL'S.
The Pope's Game.
Good Old English Pastime.
A MISTAKEN MEASURE.
ALL IS VANITY.
THE LOVER'S FAREWELL TO PALE ALE.
LITERATURE AT LOW WATER MARK.
SHAVING BY MACHINERY.
Not Cheap, but Extremely Nasty.
MEMORIAL TO BELLOT.
The Way of Temperance.
THE CLAIMS OF SCOTLAND.
THE GOOSE CLUBS.
REVIEWING.
BAD NEWS FOR THE PEACE SOCIETY.
LETTERS FROM THE BOSPHORUS.
FORTUNE-TELLERS FOR NATIONS.
DOLOURS OF ST. DUNSTAN'S IN THE WEST.
A PEACEFUL SOLICITOR.
Music, Malt, and Hops.
THE BEARD AND MOUSTACHE MOVEMENT.
DR. CANTWELL'S INCOME-TAX MADE EASY.
Synonymous Slang.
THE DYE OF GUILT.
AN ARMY OF RESERVE.
A CAUTION TO IMPERIAL BIRDS OF PREY.
THE PRIDE OF ENGLAND.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 10
Adieu, thou dreary Piles!
WOMEN'S RIGHTS—MEN'S NOSES.
BURGLARY AND BRONCHITIS PREVENTED.
THE FAST MEN OF EDINBURGH.
A Lost Letter.
AN UNERRING BILLIARD PLAYER.
Rather too Nice.
MARRIAGE RITES IN HIGH LIFE.
PLAYHOUSE PEGS.
A Devouring Flame.
AWFUL CALAMITY IN BASS'S BREWERY.
THE MOUSTACHE MOVEMENT.
EVERY CONVICT HIS OWN CHESTERFIELD.
The Milky Way in Lancashire.
PAYING CULPRITS THROUGH THE NOSE.
A THEATRICAL TITLES' BILL WANTED.
Hunting Fixtures.
CRUEL TREATMENT OF THE POOR AND LOWLY.
NOBLE CONDUCT OF MESSRS. COBDEN AND BRIGHT.
HANOVER IN BRONZE.
Presentation of a New Breast-Pin on the 5th of November.
MRS. BUNDLE GOES TO SEE THE GREAT AMERICAN ANT-EATER.
SPORTING AT WINDSOR.
IN EAST AND NORTH.
CHINESE HUMANITY.
Epitaph on a Plucked Man.
A CLOSE CONTRIVANCE AT WINCHESTER!
The City Coaxing the Crown.
A LETTER AND AN ANSWER.
Golden Bullets.
INGENIOUS PROTECTION AGAINST MIDGES—A VALUABLE HINT TO SKETCHERS FROM NATURE.
A REGULAR NUISANCE.
REPORT.
ARISTOCRACY AND ITS ANTIPODES.
A NUISANCE IN THE CITY THAT MUST BE GOT RID OF.
THE SHERIFFS' DINNERS AT NEWGATE.
THE JUDGES' CHAMBERS.
A French Feast of the Poets.
A FAIRY WISH.
PLATO'S REPUBLIC PERFECT.
HOW EUROPE MAY BE SAVED!
New Comic Song to be Sung at the Cave of Harmony.
Some Lights that want Snuffing Out.
What is Man?
A CON FROM THE SHAKSPEARIAN CLOWN.
CRUEL KING COAL.
MRS. JANE GIMLET TO MRS. JUDITH PUNCH.
The Bottle.
TOO FASTIDIOUS.
PALMERSTON'S NOTICES TO CORRESPONDENTS.
THE HIGH-METTLED RAZOR.
WHYS FOR THE WISE.
LORD SID-NEE'S SHOW.
JUSTICE TO SCOTLAND.
AN UNPUBLISHED POEM BY BURNS.
PAYING SHOT BEFORE BATTLE.
THE KING OF THE CITY.
"REVENONS À NOS MOUTONS."
Mute Eloquence.
THE DEMON OF THE CUPBOARD.
A BISHOP ON "THINGS SOLID."
TWO PORTRAITS OF THE CZAR.
Mutual Wrongs.
Grumbling for Farmers.
THE LAST PROCLAMATION.
CHEAP LIGHTNING-POSTAGE.
JUSTICE FOR LONDON.
Severe Test of Table-Moving.
THE AGRICULTURAL INQUISITION.
FLUSHING A SEWER.—A CITIZEN'S DREAM.
FLUSHING THE GREAT CITY SEWERS.
KING LEOPOLD REPORTS PROGRESS.
THE "GOD OF RUSSIA."
THE INNKEEPER RHYMER.
MATERIALS FOR A MUSEUM OF CITY ANTIQUITIES.
THE ALBERT STATUE MOVEMENT.
Sheriffs' Officers Superseded.
CLOWNS OF THE NEW SCHOOL.
THE POST OFFICE LONDON DIRECTORY FOR 1854.
Reform in the City.
Waiting for the Carriage.
SONGS OF THE GEOLOGICAL SOCIETY.
COBDEN ON EVIL SPIRITS.
IMAGINARY CONVERSATION.
Curious Association of Ideas.
COURTESY AND CONTROVERSY.
THE BARRISTERS OF ENGLAND!
DONE BROWN AGAIN.
Nesselrode Pudding.
MUNICIPAL LABOURS.
THE CITY INQUISITION.
POSTAL ECONOMY AT GLASGOW.
The Post-Office Directory.
THE CZAR'S ITERATION.
CURE FOR SMOKY CHILDREN
BLIND CHARITY.
Infallibility at King's College.
FAS AB HOSTE DOCERI.
PLAIN FARE AT THE PALACE.
The Price of Coals Accounted for.
WHERE ARE THE RUSSIANS?
A Cup Too Much.
AN ALARMING DISCOVERY.
Turtle in Ecstasies.
THE GORTSCHAKOFF JACKET.
Protection for the Sloe.
"A BEAR WITH A SORE HEAD."
REMARKABLE TRIBUTE OF SIDEREAL APPROBATION TO MR. HIND.
A GREAT ANCHOVY CASE.
DANUBIAN HOMICIDE.
Cautious Overmuch.
A Calico Calembourg.
SCENE.-A LONELY SQUARE.
DIDDLESEX SESSIONS.
THE PRICE OF A LORD MAYOR'S GOWN.
THE CLEVER CLOWN NUISANCE.
AN ALBANY FOR THE MILLION.
To the Press Generally.
"THE UPHOLSTERER TO THE MONUMENT."
PERSPICUITY OF RED TAPE.
THE DIGNITY OF TRADE.
"Salad for the Solitary."
CONFUSION OF AUTOCRATIC NOTIONS.
ST. CROSS STINGO, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GUILDFORD DEMI X ALE.
THE BAR AND THE LIBERTY OF THE SUBJECT.
Shall Ladies Have Votes?
THEATRICAL NOVELTIES.
MACBETH MURDERING DUNCAN BEHIND THE SCENES.
Crockery of the London Clay.
THE BONNET-MAKER'S DREAM.
A REAL SCOTTISH GRIEVANCE.
Aberdeen for China.
MODEL RAILWAY MEETING.
PUNCH'S PRIZE JOKE SHOW.
THE MOUSTACHE AND BEARD QUESTION.
Doctor Wiseman.
THE BRIGHT CITY.
SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS.
TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
THE SONG OF THE CITY REMEMBRANCER.
"LEFT-OFF CLOTHES FOR THE COLONIES."
The Englishman's Castle.
THE REMONSTRANCE.
A MIDDLESEX BALLAD.
Great Politeness to Nicholas.
THE ROYAL EXCHANGE CLOCK.
NEWS FROM THE THEATRE OF WAR.
A POLITICAL PROBLEM SOLVED.
A NEW CHIME FOR BOW BELLS.
READING THE (DRAMATIC) STARS.
OUR TOURIST IN PARIS.—No. 11.
RUSSIAN REVOLUTIONISTS.
Tricks, but not Honours.
THE DANGERS OF INFANCY.
THE OLDEST LAWYER.
WHERE IGNORANCE IS BLISS, ETC.
A DONKEY AND A MAYOR.
OBITUARY A LITTLE IN ADVANCE.
Temple-Bar must be Removed.
THE FRENCH "FUSION" AT FROHSDORF.
SHOCKING LOW CHURCH!
How to Prolong the Life of a Secret.
THE AUTOCRAT'S ANTHEM.
A House Made of Paper.
THE STORY OF A PORTRAIT.
MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "STRIKES."
"Good" of the Gibbet.
SCENES AT THE JUDGES' CHAMBERS.
AN IMPORTANT NOTE AND QUERY.
VISIT OF THE THAMES AND MEDWAY
A Bad Spec.
THE EXCHANGE CHIMES.
The Days of other Mayors.
Those Gresham Chimes.
The Curfew.
Lament of Lord Mayor's Day.
What do the Bells say?
PENAL DANCING FOR THE PROTECTION OF WOMEN.
That's the Way the Money Goes.
THE LORDSHIP OF LONDON.
THE SCOTCH PEERAGE IN PERIL.
THE "FUSION" OF THE BEERBUNG COUSINS.
Two Great Questions.
LOVE IN LOW LIFE.
THE PORTE IN BOTTLE.
SHARP'S THE WORD.
ST. CECILIA AND ST. HELEN.
A Whipping Recorder.
A DIRTY BUSINESS.
FASHION AND INFLUENZA.
Russian Honesty.
ABERDEEN IN HIS UNPOPULAR ACT OF THE COURIER OF ST. PETERSBURG.
THE MANCHESTER SCHOOL OF POETRY.
LINES TO ISABEL.
THE EXPENSE OF MAKING A BARON.
A Tap on a Tub.
Coronach on the Scotch Lion
THE HOLE-INESS OF RAGS.
THE TURTLE BENEVOLENT ASSOCIATION
SHORTCOMING OF THE CITY.
Corporate Asylums.
WHAT BEST CONSORTS WITH THE CONSORT'S DIGNITY.
AN INJUDICIOUS PATRIOT.
TABLE TURNING AND TRUE PIETY.
IMPROVEMENT AT GUILDHALL.
GENUINE SENTIMENT.
HUMAN COPYING MACHINES.
Town and Country.
THE REASON OF PRISON EXPENDITURE.
Love.
SCOTLAND HUMILIATED.
Original Sketch by Mr. Punch's Little Boy.
Add this to your Dictionaries.
"A STATUE TO ALBERT"
A PLAN FOR THE SIMPLIFICATION OF PUBLIC ORATORY.
AGRICULTURAL BRUISERS.
CONSERVATIVES IN ILL ODOUR.
CORPORATION TABLE TALK.
FACTS FOR COCKNEY NATURALISTS.
Something like Leather.
CENTRALIZATION IN THE CITY.
An Imaginary Conversation.
LEGAL CURIOSITY.
PALMERSTON PERPLEXED.
NICHOLAS'S DREAM.
CURIOSITIES OF THE CATTLE SHOW.
The Religion of the Heels
WHAT A SHAME!
THE HERO OF A HUNDRED HURDLES.
"March! March!"
The Best Way of Making Way is to Take it.
THE PRINCE, THE PIGS, AND THE PARASITES.
TASKING A BISHOP'S FACE.
THE HAPPIEST HUSBAND UNDER THE SUN.
ABERDEEN SMOKING THE PIPE OF PEACE.
THE TROUSER MIND.
A Confounded Bully.
A CITY PROVERB.
PROPOSALS FOR A NEW ART OF PUFFING.
An Old Lamp and a New One.
PROPHETS IN THE PARLOUR—GYPSIES IN THE KITCHEN.
A GOOD HATER OF BLUE-STOCKINGS.
PHRENOLOGICAL ORGAN MUSIC.
Fine Feeders.
THE CZAR'S CHECK.
"A BURST WITH THE HARRIERS IN THE WEST."
MRS. JANE GIMLET ON "CRUELTY TO WIVES."
The Livery of the City of London.
NEGLECTED SCOTLAND.
GARE LA GAROTTE.
Interest for Prince Albert's Statue.
A CASE OF REAL DISTRESS.
Political Ins and Outs.
HARD DEALING WITH A HAWKER.
"TUNBRIDGE WELLS. PETTY SESSION,
DEBATE ON THE HUDSON QUESTION.
THE FASHIONABLE ZOOLOGICAL STAR.
Shameful Deafness and Defective Hearing.
PALMAM QUI MERUIT.
VERY OBLIGING.
EXPOSTULATION WITH PALMERSTON.
A Brush Wanted.
CLERGYMEN IN THE FARCE OF "TURNING THE TABLES."
An Exemplary Elephant.
THE RUSSIAN NAVAL VICTORY.
ABERDEEN ON DUTY.
SURE SYMPTOMS OF CHRISTMAS.
A Fit Punishment.
ARCTIC MONOMANIA.
PHYSIC FOR ALL EUROPE.
OUR BOTTLE-HOLDER.
An Extreme Test.
PROBLEM FOR THE ROYAL INSTITUTION.
HOW TO SEE THE TEETH OF A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY.
REFINEMENT ON THE RANK.
AN AMERICAN JOKE EXPLAINED.
CHARITY FOR CHURCHMEN.
The Real Reason.
THE ALDERMAN'S HOPE.
Man Loves—with a Saving Clause.
THE DEMON OF THE MONEY-MARKET.
A NEAT CHRISTMAS BOX.
A VOICE FROM THE OMNIBUS-BOX.
A Wash Wanted by Government.
THE GYMNASTICS OF BRIBERY.
"Who's dat a-Knocking at de Door?"
A CHILDISH CONUNDRUM FOR LITTLE CHILDREN.
TERRIFIC SITUATION!
LIFE AND DEATH ASSURANCE.
Theory and Practice.
THE WAITS TO THE CZAR.
Originality.
RURAL SIMPLICITY.
IN A VERY BAD WAY.
THE CAB QUESTION IN A NEW LIGHT.
Church Cannons.
CHRISTMAS PRESENCE.
THE HANWELL COOKERY BOOK.
SERJEANT ADAMS ON A KNOTTY POINT.
Very Unseasonable Intelligence.
SEASONABLE INCONSISTENCE.
UNEVENHANDED JUSTICE.
CLERICAL TABLE-TURNERS AND SPIRIT-RAPPERS.
THEATRE ROYAL ANYWHERE.
Most Splendid Stud of Highly-Trained Tables.
Favorite and Highly-Trained Table "Rosewood,"
CATCHING PEOPLE'S EYES.
A TRUMPET WITH A COLD.
Fifty Thousand Cures
A HINT TO THE ELEPHANTINE PROFESSOR AT ASTLEY'S.
CHRISTMAS WAITS EXTRAORDINARY.
MISSISSIPPI BREAKING HER BONDS.
THE MINISTERIAL SPLIT.