Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 16, July 16, 1870

CHAPTER X.—( Continued .)
The Pond at Bumsteadville is sufficiently near the turnpike to be readily reached from the latter, and, if mentioned in the advertisement of a summer boarding-house, would be called Lake Duckingham, on account of the fashionable ducks resorting thither for bathing and flirtation in the season. When July's sun turns its tranquil mirror to hues of amber and gold, the slender mosquito sings Hum, sweet Hum, along its margin; and when Autumn hangs his livery of motley on the trees, the glassy surface breathes out a mist wherefrom arises a spectre, with one hand of ice and the other of flame, to scatter Chills and Fever. Strolling beside this picturesque watering-place in the dusk, the Gospeler suddenly caught the clatter of a female voice, and, in a moment, came face to face with MONTGOMERY and MAGNOLIA PENDRAGON.
A cold and frog-like place, this, for a lady's walk, Miss PENDRAGON, he said, hastily swallowing a bronchial troche to neutralize the damp air admitted in speaking. I hope you have on your overshoes.
My sister brings me here, explained the brother, so that her constant talking to me, may not cause other people's heads to pain them.
I believe, continued the Reverend OCTAVIUS, walking slowly on with them, I believe, Mr. PENDRAGON, your sister finds out from you everything that you learn, or say, or do?
Everything, assented the young man, who seemed greatly exhausted. She averages one question a minute.
Consequently, went on Mr. SIMPSON, she knows that I have advised you to make some kind of apology to EDWIN DROOD, for the editorial remarks passing between you on a certain important occasion? He looked at the sister as he spoke, and took that opportunity to quickly swallow a quinine powder as a protection from the chills.
My brother, sir, said MAGNOLIA, because, like the Lesbian Alcaeus, fighting for the liberty of his native Mitylene, he has sympathized with his native South, finds himself treated by Mr. DROOD with a lack of magnanimity of which even the renegade PITTACUS would have been ashamed.