Rhymes of the Rookies: Sunny Side of Soldier Service
E-text prepared by Al Haines
Sunny Side of Soldier Service
1917
To the Colors
Here's to the Red of the Firing Line; Here's to a World White-Free; Here's to the Blue of the Yankee Sign; Here's to Liberty!
THEODORE ROOSEVELT Colonel of the Rough Riders
Who, more than any other one man gives out The Spirit and the Meaning of the AMERICAN SOLDIER
He's mostly gnarls and freckles and tan, He'd surely come under society's ban, He's a swearin', fightin' cavalryman, But—he's my bunkie.
He's weathered the winds of the Western waste. (You, gentle Christian, would call him debased) And he's loved at his ease and married in haste, Has my bunkie.
In a Philippine paddy he's slept in the rain, When he's drunk rotten booze that drives you insane, And he's often court-martialed—yes, over again, Is my bunkie.
He's been on the booze the whole blooming night, To mount guard next morning most awfully tight, Though he's dressed like a soldier when given Guide Right, He's my bunkie.
He doesn't know Browning or Ibsen or Keats, But he knows mighty well when the other man cheats And he licks him and makes him the laugh of the streets, Does my bunkie.
W. E. Christian
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RHYMES OF THE ROOKIES
CONTENTS
MY BUNKIE
OUR OFFICERS
PAY DAY
THE ARMY GROUCH
WEANING TIME
"HANDS ACROSS THE SEA"
THE HIKE
A-B-C-OF ARMY LIFE
A SOLDIERS PRIMER
THE TALE AND WAIL OF A ROOKIE
A MARINE'S HYMN
HERE'S TO THE SIXTEENTH!
HIKING IN THE PHILIPPINES
THE MOUNTAIN BATTERY SONG
THE CAVALRY SONG
THE RED GUIDON
THE CONSCRIPT
THE SLACKER
PREPAREDNESS
"BEANS"
ADVICE
THE SCENT OF THE COCOA
MEN OF THE HOSPITAL CORPS
GARRISON LIFE
THE PHILIPPINITIS
THE EAST IS A'CALLING
TELL YOUR TROUBLES TO THE CORPORAL OF THE GUARD
GENERAL ORDERS OF THE KITCHEN POLICE
IS HE A SOREHEAD?
FUNSTON
YEAR 2016 IN CHIHUAHUA
WITH PERSHING IN MEXICO
OLD BALDY
"KAISER BILL"
THE RAW RECRUIT
SERVING IN TEXAS
O'REILLY'S GONE TO HELL
ON THE "BORDER"
ROUTINE
THAT UNIFORM
IN THE COLD GREY DAWN OF THE MORNING AFTER
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE POSTER
ARMY FEVER
ONE TO THE ARMY BEAN
LITTLE THINGS
SING-A-SONG-A-SIXPENCE
QUEEN OF MAY
A YOUNG ROOKIE'S LAMENT
DANNY DEEVER BALLAD
PUZZY LAPPINS
A CYNIC'S VIEW OF ARMY LIFE
THE SONG OF THE SHOVEL AND THE PICK
ARMY SLANG
ENGLISH ARMY SLANG
WORDS TO THE ARMY TRUMPET CALLS
FIRST AID IN CASE OF ACCIDENTS
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