The Salesman

Transcriber's Note:
This etext was produced from IF Worlds of Science Fiction March 1953. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.
SALESMAN'S GUIDE, RULE 2: The modern 1995 customer who enters Tracy's Department Store is not always right, but as far as you are concerned, he is.
he little green cue light blinked three times. Trevor Anson arranged his tie at just the nattily precise angle, waved his hand before a hidden lighting-effect switch in the smooth marble pillar at the entrance to the display room, and faced the elevator. This would be a green light customer—a first-time prospect, and three blinks indicated a very difficult individual. Anson quickly practiced his most beguiling smile.
Welcome to Tracy's Roboid Department, he said, enthusiastically, as the elevator doors slid open. His practiced smile was just right.
He quickly noted the man's conservative dress, the flaming red tie. Aggressive type, Anson decided. A shock of red hair that didn't want to lie down hinted that he was stubborn as well.
Heard you've got a sale on robots, Red-tie said, challengingly, as he stepped aside for his wife.
The woman who stepped off the elevator smiled, showing a lovely dimple, and Anson beamed on her. The tiny flake of a hat perched atop her auburn hair reminded Anson of the comb on a Rhode Island Red.
Not robots, sir, Anson corrected diplomatically. The Plasti-Cast Roboid is not exactly a robot.
Well, anyhow, trot one out, and let's see what it looks like. Millicent will never be satisfied until she's seen one of the things. He glared dramatically in the general direction of his wife, who pretended not to notice.
Anson led them into the Gray Room. He mentally went over the applicable rule: Rule 23; Always introduce the marked-down merchandise first. It may provide the customer with an incentive for buying something better.
These are last year's models, he said, with just the right flavor of distaste in his voice. Of course, you may expect a slight reduction ... a small percentage....