Hashimura Togo, Domestic Scientist

The nature of the book requires many oddities of word, spelling, and punctuation. This makes it impossible to unequivocally identify possible errors therefore no corrections or changes have been made.
HASHIMURA TOGO
“You are not permitted to amuse cousins while working,” she snib. “However, Nogi may remain if he help pass salad to Daughters of Samantha.”
DOMESTIC SCIENTIST
WALLACE IRWIN
Illustrated By Strothmann
Hearst’s International Library Co. New York
Copyright, 1914, by Hearst’s International Library Co., Inc. All rights reserved, including the translation into foreign languages, including the Scandinavian
Dear Sir:—In reading this intellectual volume of words I hopes that Mrs. Public & Husband will realize what I am stabbing at. Science in kitchen, rugs, vacuum cleaners, babies etc is what I wish teach all homes. Can this be accomplish? Answer is, Yes!! For housekeeping can get to be a Science just like warfare and pulling teeth.
And in each of those letters scrambled together in this Book I show you how like a Scientist I behave; for Scientists learns big wisdom, does they not, by manufacturing wicked smells, explosions and unhappiness. I also learn knowledge of housekeepery that way, and if occasional folks expire dead from eating what I cook, they should not get irritable. Science has its victims as well as warfare.
Hon. Shakspeare, or some other great bookmaker, say, “We learn by our mistakes.” If such is case, then I have learned nearly everything that can be assimilated about Gen. Housework. I have followed considerable branches of this kitchen intelligence throughout U.S. America wherever I could find carfare. Therefore I have swept all this wreckage together in my brain and publicate them in this Book, which is sort of letter of recommendation to show how much I can accomplish when least required.
Frequent Professors has asked that Question: Why Do Servint Girls Be Servints? I have dishcovered following reasons for it: