Rippling Rhymes
E-text prepared by Al Haines
For permission to use copyright prose poems in this book thanks are extended to the editors and publishers of Harper's Magazine, Harper's Weekly, The Ladies' Home Journal, System, The Magazine of Business, The Popular Magazine, Collier's Weekly, The Smart Set Magazine, The American Magazine and Lippincott's Magazine.
Who teaches poets how to win. And helps to make the glad world grin, And sticks to friends through thick and thin.
Walt Mason's poetry is in a class by itself. Although having the appearance of prose the rhythm is perfect and the philosophy that runs through his lines is illumined by an irresistible humor. There is a quaintness about his style that makes his writings a continuing delight.
I began to read Walt twenty-five years ago and although he has drawn upon his intellectual store constantly for more than a quarter of a century the fountain of his genius still is flowing with undiminished volume and the waters are as pure as in the idealistic days of his youth.
I have shared the satisfaction that his increasing fame has brought him and have encouraged him to publish this collection that his readers, now numbering people of many lands, may have permanent companionship with him.
There are lands beyond the ocean which are gray beneath their years, where a hundred generations learned to sow and reap and spin; where the sons of Shem and Japhet wet the furrow with their tears—and the noontide is departed, and the night is closing in.
Long ago the shadows lengthened in the lands across the sea, and the dusk is now enshrouding regions nearer home, alas! There are long deserted homesteads in this country of the free—but it's morning here in Kansas, and the dew is on the grass.
Walt Mason
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The Umpire
RIPPLING RHYMES
ONE MOMENT, PLEASE!
CONTENTS
ILLUSTRATIONS
MORNING IN KANSAS
EDITORIAL INFLUENCE
FARM MACHINERY
THE STRONG MEN
THE SNOWY DAY
THE POOR MAN'S CLUB
WORDS AND DEEDS
A DAY OF REST
USE YOUR HEAD
THE GLOOMY FAN
The Gloomy Fan
THE PURIST
QUALIFICATIONS
THE POMPOUS MAN
INEFFICIENT MEN
LIFE'S INJUSTICE
THE POLITICIAN
RANDOM SHOTS
LOOK PLEASANT, PLEASE!
COURAGE
PLAY BALL
THE OLD SONGS
GUESSING VS. KNOWING
WHEN WOMEN VOTE
THE AGENT AT THE DOOR
GOOD AND BAD TIMES
(The Pirate of 1912)
Buccaneers
ST. PATRICK'S DAY
NAMING THE BABY
II.
III.
IV.
V.
THE GREATEST THING
THE UMPIRE
THE TWO MERCHANTS
TODAY'S MOTTO
SOME PROTESTS
THE WORKERS
THE UTILITARIAN
FIRESIDE ADVENTURES
HUNTING A JOB
OLD AND NEW
THE HANDY EDITOR
THE SLEEPER WAKES
The Sleeper Wakes
IN HORSELAND
INAUGURATION DAY, 1913
PRAYER OF THE HEATHEN
THEORY AND PRACTICE
FOOL AND SAGE
THEN AND NOW
THE SLEEPER
FOOLING AROUND
GUESS WHO!
TRYING AGAIN
ICONOCLASM
GATHERING ROSES
THE FUTURE SPORT
TAKING ADVICE
POST-MORTEM INDUSTRY
THE CONQUEROR
The Conqueror
THE TRUTHFUL MERCHANT
STANDING PAT
THE OUTCAST
ODE TO KANSAS
DOMESTIC HAPPINESS
CELEBRITIES
THE VIRTUOUS EDITOR
THIS DISMAL AGE
BOOST THINGS
THE ADVENTURER
THEY ALL COME BACK
HOME BUILDERS
FAILURE AND SUCCESS
Reality
THE MILLIONAIRES
LITTLE MISTAKES
EASY MORALITY
THE CRITIC
THE OLD TIMER
The Old Timer
THE BRIGHT FACE
LADIES AND GENTS
AUTUMN JOYS
THE LAND OF BORES
SKILLED LABOR
AN EDITORIAL SOLILOQUY
YOUTHFUL GRIEVANCES
SUNDAY
JOHN BARLEYCORN
CHRISTMAS DAY
A CRANK'S THANKSGIVING
THE BRIEF VISIT