V
They were married a month later. John, who did not look his best in a frock-coat, had pleaded for a quiet wedding, and only the Duchess of Bilberry and Mr. Pump were present at the simple ceremony which took place at the Bloomsbury registry-office. Then the happy couple drove away.
And where are they spending the honeymoon?
Ah, do you need to ask?
"At Greenwich?" No, fathead, not at Greenwich.
"At Clacton-on-Sea?" Look here, I don't believe you're trying. Have another shot….
Yes, dear reader, you are right. They are going back to Polwollop.
It might be a good plan to leave them there.