56. PRESS PARODIES
An American paper published the following:—
There was a young damsel, oh, bless her!
It cost very little to dress her;
She was sweet as a rose
In her everyday clothes,
But had no young man to caress her.
Next day this parody appeared in a rival paper:—
There was a young ......, oh, bless her!
It cost very little to dress her;
Some ........... and .....
About Thanksgiving time,
And they ... the last bit from the ........
Can you fill in the missing words?