CONTENTSChapter I.[The Parson expresses Irreproachable Sentiments at the Mazarin Palace.]II.[Mr. Wogan refuses to Acknowledge an Undesirable Acquaintance in St. James's Street.]III.[Mr. Wogan instructs the Ignorant Parson in the Ways of Women.]IV.[Shows the Extreme Danger of knowing Latin.]V.[A Literary Discussion in which a Critic, not for the first time, turns the tables upon an Author.]VI.[Mr. Nicholas Wogan reminds the Parson of a Night at the Mazarin Palace.]VII.[Lady Mary Wortley Montagu has a word to say about Smilinda.]VIII.[Mr. Kelly has an Adventure at a Masquerade Ball.]IX.[Wherein the Chivalrous Mr. Kelly behaves with Deplorable Folly.]X.[What came of Mr. Kelly's Winnings from the South Sea.]XI.[The Parson departs from Smilinda and learns a number of Unpalatable Truths.]XII.[The Parson meets Scrope for the Third Time, and what came of the Meeting.]XIII.[Of the Rose and the Rose-Garden in Avignon.]XIV.[Of the Great Confusion produced by a Ballad and a Drunken Crow.]XV.[At the Deanery of Westminster.]XVI.[Mr. Wogan acts as Lightning Conductor at Lady Oxford's Rout.]XVII.[Lady Oxford's 'Coup De Théâtre'.]XVIII.[Wherein a New Fly discourses on the innocence of the Spider's Web.]XIX.[Stroke and Counter-stroke.]XX.[Mr. Scrope bathes by Moonlight and in his Peruke.]XXI.[In which Mr. Kelly surprises Smilinda.]XXII.[An Eclogue which demonstrates the Pastoral Simplicity of Corydon and Strephon.]XXIII.[How the Messengers captured the wrong Gentleman; and of what Letters the Colonel burned.]XXIV.[Mr. Wogan wears Lady Oxford's Livery, but does not remain in her Service.]XXV.[How the Miniature of Lady Oxford came by a Mischance.]XXVI.[Mr. Wogan Traduces his Friend, with the Happiest Consequences.]XXVII.[How, by keeping Parole, Mr. Kelly broke Prison.]XXVIII.[Mr. Wogan again invades England, meets the elect Lady, and bears witness to her Perfections.]