OR THE HUMORS OF UNCLE ABE
By ANDREW ADDERUP
1864
CONTENTS
[ Preface ]
[ LINCOLNIANA; OR, THE HUMORS OF UNCLE ABE, ]
[ The Wrong Pig by the Ear. ]
[ "Wilkie, where does Old Abe Lincoln Live." ]
[ Too Literal Obedience. ]
[ How Uncle Abe Felt. ]
[ P.P.P. ]
[ Rattaned for a Rat Joke. ]
[ The State House Struck by Whiggery. ]
[ Graphic and True. ]
[ A Judge of the Post Office. ]
[ I'm an Inderlid. ]
[ How Uncle Abe got his Sobriquet. ]
[ "I'll take Number Eleven too." ]
[ A Severe Retort. ]
[ Had all the Time there Was. ]
[ Could Stand it a Day or Two, ]
[ Not the Worst of it. ]
[ Accoutred en Militaire. ]
[ Perils of Illinois Lawyers. ]
[ Couldn't Make a Presidential Chair. ]
[ "Couldn't see It in that Light." ]
[ Too Tough for the Rebels. ]
[ Little Mac Helped by an Illustration. ]
[ An Acre of Fight. ]
[ Uncle Abe Believes in the Intelligence of Oysters. ]
[ An Egyptian Snake Story ]
[ Why Uncle Abe Made a Brigadier. ]
[ Uncle Abe Puzzled. ]
[ Uncle Abe Divided on a Question. ]
[ Tried for Scaring the Girls. ]
[ "Thank God for the Sassengers." ]
[ Was'nt Murder After All. ]
[ Joe Reed's Mule Hunt. ]
[ Has no Influence with the Administration. ]
[ A Touching Incident. ]
[ A Lincoln Man Ducked. ]
[ A Comparison. ]
[ "There's Enough for All." ]
[ Making a President. ]
[ Uncle Abe Boss of the Cabinet. ]
[ Uncle Peter Cartright's Wonder. ]
[ Uncle Abe a Shaksperian. ]
[ The Running Sickness. ]
[ How to Get Rid of Rats. ]
[ A Palpable Application ]
[ Uncle Abe on the Whisky Question. ]
[ Edwards vs. Lincoln. ]
[ Metalic Ring. ]
[ A Grateful Postmaster. ]
[ A Serious Joke. ]
[ Fix the Date. ]
[ Rival of Uncle Abe. ]
[ Uncle Abe's Estimate of the Senate. ]
[ "Thought he Must be Good for Something." ]
[ Aptly Said. ]
[ Uncle Abe as a Pilot. ]
[ Uncle Abe's Valentine. ]
[ "My Mary Ann." ]
[ Uncle Abe's Honor. ]
[ "Smoke That." ]
[ A Sufficient Reason. ]
[ The Boy and the Bear. ]
[ Too Deep. ]
[ Uncle Abe's First Speech. ]
[ Cute. ]
[ Abe's Spelling. ]
[ A Soldier's Theory of the War. ]
[ Nigger Mathematics. ]
[ Long and Short of it. ]
[ A Handy Faculty. ]
[ Uncle Abe on Time. ]
[ A Story that had no Reminder. ]
[ Has it "Gin Out?" ]
[ A Major ]
[ A Dry Drop. ]
[ Uncle Abe as a Physiognomist. ]
[ The Concrete vs. the Abstract. ]
[ Symptoms of Civilization. ]
[ Uncle Abe goes into Partnership. ]
[ Abe Passing Counterfeit Money. ]
[ The Wrong Man Poulticed. ]
[ Uncle Abe as School Superintendent. ]
[ Uncle Abe's Nose. ]
[ Take Away the Fowls. ]
[ Uncle Abe Well Fed. ]
[ A Man of Means. ]
[ Call Again. ]
[ Uncle Abe Swapped when a Baby. ]
[ Hit at Antietam. ]
[ A Poor Crop. ]
[ Handy in Case of Emergencies. ]
[ Value of a Reputation. ]
[ Didn't Like the Name. ]
[ Uncle Abe's Good Bye. ]
[ Uncle Abe's Last. ]