CONTENTS.Chapter [PROLOGUE]I. [OUR MAJOR.]II. [OUR MAYOR.]III. [THE MILLENIUM.]IV. [HOW THE TROY GALLANTSCHALLENGED THE LOOE DIEHARDS.]V. [INTERFERENCE OF A GUERSEY MERCHANT.]VI. [MALBROUCK S'EN VA.]VII. [THE BATTLE OF TALLAND COVE.]VIII. ["COME, MY CORRINNA, COME!"]IX. [BY LERRYN WATER.]X. [GUNNER SOBEY TURNS LOOSE THE MILLENIUM.]XI. [THE MAJOR LEAVES US.]XII. [A COLD DOUCHE ON A HOT FIT.]XIII. [A VERY HOT PRESS.]XIV. [THE "VESUVIUS" BOMB.]XV. [UP-CHANNEL.]XVI. [FAREWELL TO ALBION!]XVII. [MISSING!]XVIII. [APOTHEOSIS.]XIX. [THE RETURN.]XX. [IN WHICH THE MAJOR LEARNSTHAT NO MAN IS NECESSARY.]XXI. [FACES IN WATER.]XXII. [WINDS UP WITH A MERRY-GO-ROUND.]