Trelawny of The "Wells": A Comedietta in Four Acts

by Arthur Wing Pinero

Telfer.

Ladies and gentlemen, I beg you to be seated, [There is a general movement.] Miss Trelawny will sit 'ere, on my right. On my left, my friend Mr. Glower will sit. Next to Miss Trelawny—who will sit beside Miss Trelawny?

Gadd. and Colpoys.

I will.