1888


CONTENTS

[ CHESTNUTS OLD AND NEW. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR. I.—THE SHAKESPEARE-BACON PUZZLE WRESTLED WITH CONSCIENTIOUSLY. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR II—HOW THE GLORIOUS FOURTH WAS CELEBRATED AT WHALEN'S GROVE LAST YEAR. ]

[ ENCOURAGING GREEN JOKES. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR III—BILL NYE FINDS COLOROW FULL OF ODD TRAITS. ]

[ AWKWARDNESS OF CARRYING WHISKY ABOUT. ]

[ THE RIGHT SORT OF BOY. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR IV—BILL NYE PAYS A BRIEF VISIT TO A PROFESSIONAL STAR READER. ]

[ INGRATITUDE OF THE HUMAN HEART. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR V—CONCERNING THE FRENCH MASTERPIECES AT THE ACADEMY OF DESIGN. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR VI—BILL NYE DIAGNOSTICATES THE PLAINT OF A COUNTRY COUSIN. ]

[ MEN ARE OFTEN MISUNDERSTOOD. ]

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CHESTNUT-BURR VII—BILL NYE IN THE ROLE OF AN UTE INDIAN JENKINS. ]

[ SURE CURE FOR BILIOUSNESS. ]

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CHESTNUT-BURR VIII—IN AN UNGUARDED MOMENT BILL NYE IS CAPTURED BY A POLITICAL SIREN. ]

[ VIRTUE ITS OWN REWARD. ]

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CHESTNUT-BURR IX—BILL NYE DESCANTS UPON YOUNG IVES'S IDEAS IN FINANCE. ]

[ THE ANTI-CLINKER BASE-BURNER BEE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR X—A FEW REMARKS ON OUR HOSTELRY SYSTEM AS IT NOW PREVAILS. ]

[ PITY FOR SAD-EYED HUSBANDS. ]

[ MARRIAGE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XI—WILLIAM NYE VISITS ROYALTY FROM THE HOME OF THE HAM SANDWICH. ]

[ THAI X DID MOT DU' ]

[ A WORD OF EXPLANATION. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—THE HUMORIST INTERVIEWS HIS GRACE THE DUKE IN THE IMPROVED STYLE. ]

[ THE CHINESE COMPOSITOR. ]

[ THE TRUE AMERICAN. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—XII "THE OLD MAN ELOQUENT." ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—THE AMENDE HONORABLE. ]

[ SWEET INFLUENCES OF CHANGING SEASONS. ]

[ THE MARCH OF CIVILIZATION. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR. XV—A BIG CORNER ON PORK. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XVI-PATRICK OLESON. ]

[ PLEASURES OF SPRING. ]

[ AN UNCLOUDED WELCOME. ]

[ TOO MUCH GOD AND NO FLOUR. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR. XVII—LONGING FOR HOME. ]

[ DIGNITY. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—THE TRUE HISTORY OF DAMON AND PYTHIAS. ]

[ CHAPTER I. ]

[ CHAPTER II. ]

[ CHAPTER III. ]

[ CHAPTER IV. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIX—A STORY OF SPOTTED TAIL. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XX—THE ROMANCE OF HORSE-SHOEING. ]

[ HOW TO PRESERVE TEETH. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXI—EXPERIENCE ON THE FEVERISH HORNET. ]

[ THE PICNIC PLANT. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXII—ANCIENT BRIC-A-BRAC ]

[ JOINT POWDER. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIII—THE TWO-HEADED GIRL. ]

[ OUR COMPLIMENTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XIV—A PATHETIC EPISODE IN NORTHERN WISCONSIN. ]

[ THE SECRET OF HEALTH. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXV—BILL NYE ESSAYS A NOVELETTE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXVI—THE DAUGHTER OF BOB TAIL FLUSH. ]

[ LOAFING AROUND HOME. ]

[ THE PLUMAGE OF THE OSTRICH. ]

[ SOME EARNEST THOUGHTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXVII—OUR GREAT NATIONAL MOTTO. ]

[ A GRAVE QUESTION. ]

[ THOUGHTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XVIII—BILL NYE AT A TOURNAMENT. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXIX—A SOCIAL CURSE—THE MAN WHO INTERRUPTS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXX—A DISCOURSE ON CATS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXI—THE GREAT ORATION OF SPARTACUS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—WOMAN'S SUFFRAGE IN WYOMING. ]

[ PIGEON-TOED PETE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR—CONCERNING THE SWALLOW. ]

[ THE HAPPY CODFISH. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIV—A NOVEL WAY OF MARKING CLOTHES. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXV—THE UNHAPPY HUMORIST. ]

[ LARAMIE'S HANDKERCHIEF. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVI—THE SODA LAKES OF WYOMING. ]

[ THE COSTLY WATERMELON. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVII—VIEWS OF CHICAGO. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXVIII—A SCHOOL OF JOURNALISM. ]

[ MODERN FICTION IS UNRELIABLE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XXXIX—SOME FACTS OF SCIENCE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XL—SORROWS OF A ONE-LEGGED MAN. ]

[ THE TRUE POET LOVES SECLUSION. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLI—REVELATION IN UTAH. ]

[ THE MODEL SLEEPING-CAR. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLII—THE TONGUE-DESTROYING FRENCH LANGUAGE. ]

[ CARVING SCHOOLS. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLIV—ONE TOUCH OF NATURE. ]

[ HOW TO DEAL WITH THE REVOLVER DIFFICULTY. ]

[ THE FEMALE ARTISTE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLV—FUN OF BEING A PUBLISHER. ]

[ A LESSON FROM THE MULE. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR XLVI—PERFORMANCE OF THE PHOENIX. ]

[ FIRMNESS. ]

[ PUGILIST OR STATESMAN. ]

[
CHESTNUT-BURR NYE AS A CRITIC AND NYE AS A POET. ]

[ POEMS BY BILL NYE ]

[ APOSTROPHE TO AN ORPHAN MULE.= ]

[ ODE TO SPRING. ]

[ FANTASIA FOR THE BASS DRUM; ADAPTED FROM THE GERMAN BY WILLIAM VON NYE.= ]

[ THE PICNIC SNOOZER'S LAMENT.= ]

[ ODE TO THE CUCUMBER.= ]

[ APOSTROPHE ADDRESSED TO O. WILDE.= ]

[ ADJUSTABLE CAMPAIGN SONG.= ]

[ THE BEAUTIFUL SNOW.= ]

[ THE TRUE TALE OF WILLIAM TELL. ]

[ WHY WE WEEP. ]

[ ETIQUETTE FOR THE YOUNG. ]

[ SWEET SAINT VALENTINE. ]

[ CARRYING REVOLVERS. ]

[ THE AGITATED HEN. ]

[ BANKRUPT SALE OF LITERARY GEMS. ]

[ OFFICE OF THE MORMAN BAZOO. ]

[ HINTS ON LETTER-WRITING. ]

[ SUDDEN FAME. ]

[ THE ENGLISH JOKE. ]