REMARKS
By BILL NYE
(Edgar W. Nye)
CONTENTS
[ DIRECTIONS. ]
[ ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS ]
[ My School Days. ]
[ Recollections of Noah Webster. ]
[ To Her Majesty. ]
[ Habits of a Literary Man. ]
[ A Father's Letter. ]
[ Archimedes. ]
[ To the President-Elect. ]
[ Anatomy. ]
[ Mr. Sweeney's Cat. ]
[ The Heyday of Life. ]
[ They Fell. ]
[ Second Letter to the President. ]
[ Milling in Pompeii. ]
[ Broncho Sam. ]
[ How Evolution Evolves. ]
[ Hours With Great Men. ]
[ Concerning Coroners. ]
[ Down East Rum. ]
[ Railway Etiquette. ]
[ B. Franklin, Deceased. ]
[ Life Insurance as a Health Restorer. ]
[ The Opium Habit. ]
[ More Paternal Correspondence. ]
[ Twombley's Tale. ]
[ On Cyclones. ]
[ The Arabian Language. ]
[ Verona. ]
[ A Great Upheaval. ]
[ The Weeping Woman. ]
[ The Crops. ]
[ Literary Freaks. ]
[ A Father's Advice to His Son. ]
[ Eccentricity in Lunch. ]
[ Insomnia in Domestic Animals. ]
[ Along Lake Superior. ]
[ I Tried Milling. ]
[ Our Forefathers. ]
[ In Acknowledgement. ]
[ Preventing a Scandal. ]
[ About Portraits. ]
[ The Old South. ]
[ Knights of the Pen. ]
[ The Wild Cow. ]
[ Spinal Meningitis. ]
[ Skimming the Milky Way. ]
[ A Thrilling Experience. ]
[ Catching a Buffalo. ]
[ John Adams. ]
[ The Wail Of A Wife. ]
[ Bunker Hill. ]
[ A Lumber Camp. ]
[ My Lecture Abroad. ]
[ The Miner at Home. ]
[ An Operatic Entertainment. ]
[ Dogs and Dog Days. ]
[ Christopher Columbus. ]
[ Accepting the Laramie Postoffice. ]
[ A Journalistic Tenderfoot. ]
[ The Amateur Carpenter. ]
[ The Average Hen. ]
[ Woodtick William's Story. ]
[ In Washington. ]
[ My Experience as an Agriculturist. ]
[ A New Autograph Album. ]
[ A Resign. ]
[ My Mine. ]
[ Mush and Melody. ]
[ The Blase Young Man. ]
[ History of Babylon. ]
[ Lovely Horrors. ]
[ The Bite of a Mad Dog. ]
[ Arnold Winkelreid. ]
[ Murray and the Mormons. ]
[ About Geology. ]
[ A Wallula Night. ]
[ Flying Machines. ]
[ Asking for a Pass. ]
[ Words About Washington. ]
[ The Board of Trade. ]
[ The Cow-Boy. ]
[ Stirring Incidents at a Fire. ]
[ The Little Barefoot Boy. ]
[ Favored a Higher Fine. ]
[ “I Spy.” ]
[ Mark Anthony. ]
[ Man Overbored. ]
[ “Done It A-Purpose.” ]
[ Picnic Incidents. ]
[ Nero. ]
[ Squaw Jim. ]
[ Squaw Jim's Religion. ]
[ One Kind of Fool. ]
[ John Adams' Diary. ]
[ John Adams' Diary. ]
[ John Adams' Diary ]
[ “Heap Brain.” ]
[ The Approaching Humorist. ]
[ What We Eat. ]
[ Care of House Plants. ]
[ A Peaceable Man. ]
[ Biography of Spartacus. ]
[ Concerning Book Publishing. ]
[ A Calm. ]
[ The Story of a Struggler. ]
[ The Old Subscriber. ]
[ My Dog. ]
[ A Picturesque Picnic. ]
[ Taxidermy. ]
[ The Ways of Doctors. ]
[ Absent Minded. ]
[ Woman's Wonderful Influence. ]
[ Causes for Thanksgiving. ]
[ Farming in Maine. ]
[ Doosedly Dilatory. ]
[ Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger. ]
[ Sixty Minutes in America. ]
[ Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss. ]
[ Somnambulism and Crime. ]
[ Modern Architecture. ]
[ Letter to a Communist. ]
[ The Warrior's Oration. ]
[ The Holy Terror. ]
[ Boston Common and Environs. ]
[ Drunk in a Plug Hat. ]
[ Spring. ]
[ The Duke of Rawhide. ]
[ Etiquette at Hotels. ]
[ Fifteen Years Apart. ]
[ Dessicated Mule. ]
[ Time's Changes. ]
[ Letter From New York. ]
[ Crowns and Crowned Heads. ]
[ My Physician. ]
[ All About Oratory. ]
[ Strabusmus and Justice. ]
[ A Spencerian Ass. ]
[ Anecdotes of Justice. ]
[ The Chinese God. ]
[ A Great Spiritualist. ]
[ General Sheridan's Horse. ]
[ A Circular. ]
[ The Photograph Habit. ]
[ Rosalinde. ]
[ The Church Debt. ]
[ A Collection of Keys. ]
[ Extracts from a Queen's Diary. ]
[ Shorts. ]
[ “We.” ]
[ A Mountain Snowstorm. ]
[ Lost Money. ]
[ Dr. Dizart's Dog. ]
[ Chinese Justice. ]
[ Answers to Correspondents. ]
[ Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac. ]
[ A Convention. ]
[ Come Back. ]
[ A New Play. ]
[ The Silver Dollar. ]
[ Polygamy as a Religious Duty. ]
[ The Newspaper. ]
[ Wrestling with the Mazy. ]
[ Anecdotes of the Stage. ]
[ George the Third. ]
[ The Cell Nest. ]
[ Parental Advice. ]
[ Early Day Justice.{2} ]
[ The Indian Orator. ]
[ You Heah Me, Sah! ]
[ Plato. ]
[ The Expensive Word. ]
[ Petticoats at the Polls. ]
[ The Sedentary Hen. ]
[ A Bright Future for Pugilism. ]
[ The Snake Indian. ]
[ Roller Skating. ]
[ No More Frontier. ]
[ A Letter of Regrets. ]
[ Venice. ]
[ She Kind of Coaxed Him. ]
[ Answering an Invitation. ]
[ Street Cars and Curiosities. ]
[ The Poor Blind Pig. ]
[ Daniel Webster. ]
[ Two Ways of Telling It. ]
[ All About Menials. ]
[ A Powerful Speech. ]
[ A Goat in a Frame. ]
[ To a Married Man. ]
[ To an Embryo Poet. ]
[ Eccentricities of Genius. ]
ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS
[ About Geology ]
About Geology
[ About Portraits ]
About Portraits
[ A Bright Future for Pugilism ]
A Bright Future for Pugilism
[ Absent Minded ]
Absent Minded
[ A Calm ]
A Calm
[ Accepting the Laramie Postoffice ]
Accepting the Laramie Postoffice
[ A Circular ]
A Circular
[ A Collection of Keys ]
A Collection of Keys
[ A Convention ]
A Convention
A Father's Advice to his Son
[ A Father's Letter ]
A Father's Letter
[ A Goat in a Frame ]
A Goat in a Frame
[ A Great Spiritualist ]
A Great Spiritualist
[ A Great Upheaval ]
A Great Upheaval
[ A Journalistic Tenderfoot ]
A Journalistic Tenderfoot
[ A Letter of Regrets ]
A Letter of Regrets
[ All About Menials ]
All About Menials
[ All About Oratory ]
All About Oratory
[ Along Lake Superior ]
Along Lake Superior
[ A Lumber Camp ]
A Lumber Camp
[ A Mountain Snowstorm ]
A Mountain Snowstorm
[ Anatomy ]
Anatomy
[ Anecdotes of Justice ]
Anecdotes of Justice
[ Anecdotes of the Stage ]
Anecdotes of the Stage
[ A New Autograph Album ]
A New Autograph Album
[ A New Play ]
A New Play
[ An Operatic Entertainment ]
An Operatic Entertainment
[ Answering an Invitation ]
Answering an Invitation
[ Answers to Correspondents ]
Answers to Correspondents
[ A Peaceable Man ]
A Peaceable Man
[ A Picturesque Picnic ]
A Picturesque Picnic
[ A Powerful Speech ]
A Powerful Speech
[ Archimedes ]
Archimedes
[ A Resign ]
A Resign
[ Arnold Winkelreid ]
Arnold Winkelreid
[ Asking for a Pass ]
Asking for a Pass
[ A Spencerian Ass ]
A Spencerian Ass
Astronomy
[ A Thrilling Experience ]
A Thrilling Experience
[ A Wallula Night ]
A Wallula Night
[ B. Franklin, Deceased ]
B. Franklin, Deceased
[ Biography of Spartacus ]
Biography of Spartacus
[ Boston Common and Environs ]
Boston Common and Environs
[ Broncho Sam ]
Broncho Sam
[ Bunker Hill ]
Bunker Hill
[ Care of House Plants ]
Care of House Plants
[ Catching a Buffalo ]
Catching a Buffalo
[ Causes for Thanksgiving ]
Causes for Thanksgiving
[ Chinese Justice ]
Chinese Justice
[ Christopher Columbus ]
Christopher Columbus
[ Come Back ]
Come Back
[ Concerning Book Publishing ]
Concerning Book Publishing
[ Concerning Coroners ]
Concerning Coroners
[ Crowns and Crowned Heads ]
Crowns and Crowned Heads
[ Daniel Webster ]
Daniel Webster
[ Dessicated Mule ]
Dessicated Mule
[ Dogs and Dog Days ]
Dogs and Dog Days
[ Doosedly Dilatory ]
Doosedly Dilatory
“Done It A-Purpose”
[ Down East Rum ]
Down East Rum
[ Dr. Dizart's Dog ]
Dr. Dizart's Dog
[ Drunk in a Plug Hat ]
Drunk in a Plug Hat
Early Day Justice
[ Eccentricities of Genius ]
[ Eccentricity in Lunch ]
Eccentricity in Lunch
[ Etiquette at Hotels ]
Etiquette at Hotels
[ Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger ]
Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger
[ Extracts from a Queen's Diary ]
Extracts from a Queen's Diary
[ Farming in Maine ]
Farming in Maine
[ Favored a Higher Fine ]
Favored a Higher Fine
[ Fifteen Years Apart ]
Fifteen Years Apart
[ Flying Machines ]
Flying Machines
[ General Sheridan's Horse ]
General Sheridan's Horse
[ George the Third ]
George the Third
Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-Brac
[ Habits of a Literary Man ]
Habits of a Literary Man
“Heap Brain”
[ History of Babylon ]
History of Babylon
[ Hours With Great Men ]
Hours With Great Men
[ How Evolution Evolves ]
How Evolution Evolves
In Acknowledgment
[ Insomnia in Domestic Animals ]
Insomnia in Domestic Animals
[ In Washington ]
In Washington
“I Spy”
[ I Tried Milling ]
I Tried Milling
[ John Adams ]
John Adams
[ John Adams' Diary ]
[ John Adams' Diary ]
[ John Adams' Diary ]
John Adams' Diary
John Adams' Diary, (No. 2.)
John Adams' Diary, (No. 3.)
[ Knights of the Pen ]
Knights of the Pen
Letter from New York
[ Letter to a Communist ]
Letter to a Communist
[ Life Insurance as a Health Restorer ]
Life Insurance as a Health Restorer
[ Literary Freaks ]
Literary Freaks
[ Lost Money ]
Lost Money
[ Lovely Horrors ]
Lovely Horrors
[ Man Overbored ]
Man Overbored
Mark Antony
[ Milling in Pompeii ]
Milling in Pompeii
[ Modern Architecture ]
Modern Architecture
[ More Paternal Correspondence ]
More Paternal Correspondence
[ Mr. Sweeney's Cat ]
Mr. Sweeney's Cat
[ Murray and the Mormons ]
Murray and the Mormons
[ Mush and Melody ]
Mush and Melody
[ My Dog ]
My Dog
[ My Experience as an Agriculturist ]
My Experience as an Agriculturist
[ My Lecture Abroad ]
My Lecture Abroad
[ My Mine ]
My Mine
[ My Physician ]
My Physician
[ My School Days ]
My School Days
[ Nero ]
Nero
[ No More Frontier ]
No More Frontier
[ On Cyclones ]
On Cyclones
[ One Kind of Fool ]
One Kind of Fool
[ Our Forefathers ]
Our Forefathers
[ Parental Advice ]
Parental Advice
[ Petticoats at the Polls ]
Petticoats at the Polls
[ Picnic Incidents ]
Picnic Incidents
[ Plato ]
Plato
[ Polygamy as a Religious Duty ]
Polygamy as a Religious Duty
[ Preventing a Scandal ]
Preventing a Scandal
[ Railway Etiquette ]
Railway Etiquette
[ Recollections of Noah Webster ]
Recollections of Noah Webster
[ Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss ]
Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss
[ Roller Skating ]
Roller Skating
[ Rosalinde ]
Rosalinde
[ Second Letter to the President ]
Second Letter to the President
[ She Kind of Coaxed Him ]
She Kind of Coaxed Him
[ Shorts ]
Shorts
[ Sixty Minutes in America ]
Sixty Minutes in America
[ Skimming the Milky Way ]
Skimming the Milky Way
[ Somnambulism and Crime ]
Somnambulism and Crime
[ Spinal Meningitis ]
Spinal Meningitis
[ Spring ]
Spring
[ Squaw Jim ]
Squaw Jim
[ Squaw Jim's Religion ]
Squaw Jim's Religion
[ Stirring Incidents at a Fire ]
Stirring Incidents at a Fire
Strabismus and Justice
[ Street Cars and Curiosities ]
Street Cars and Curiosities
[ Taxidermy ]
Taxidermy
[ The Amateur Carpenter ]
The Amateur Carpenter
[ The Approaching Humorist ]
The Approaching Humorist
[ The Arabian Language ]
The Arabian Language
[ The Average Hen ]
The Average Hen
[ The Bite of a Mad Dog ]
The Bite of a Mad Dog
[ The Blase Young Man ]
The Blase Young Man
[ The Board of Trade ]
The Board of Trade
[ The Cell Nest ]
The Cell Nest
[ The Chinese God ]
The Chinese God
[ The Church Debt ]
The Church Debt
The Cow Boy
[ The Crops ]
The Crops
[ The Duke of Rawhide ]
The Duke of Rawhide
[ The Expensive Word ]
The Expensive Word
[ The Heyday of Life ]
The Heyday of Life
[ The Holy Terror ]
The Holy Terror
[ The Indian Orator ]
The Indian Orator
[ The Little Barefoot Boy ]
The Little Barefoot Boy
[ The Miner at Home ]
The Miner at Home
[ The Newspaper ]
The Newspaper
[ The Old South ]
The Old South
[ The Old Subscriber ]
The Old Subscriber
[ The Opium Habit ]
The Opium Habit
[ The Photograph Habit ]
The Photograph Habit
[ The Poor Blind Pig ]
The Poor Blind Pig
[ The Sedentary Hen ]
The Sedentary Hen
[ The Silver Dollar ]
The Silver Dollar
[ The Snake Indian ]
The Snake Indian
[ The Story of a Struggler ]
The Story of a Struggler
The Wail of a Wife
[ The Warrior's Oration ]
The Warrior's Oration
[ The Ways of Doctors ]
The Ways of Doctors
[ The Weeping Woman ]
The Weeping Woman
[ The Wild Cow ]
The Wild Cow
[ They Fell ]
They Fell
[ Time's Changes ]
Time's Changes
[ To a Married Man ]
To a Married Man
[ To an Embryo Poet ]
To an Embryo Poet
[ To Her Majesty ]
To Her Majesty
To The President-Elect
[ Twombley's Tale ]
Twombley's Tale
[ Two Ways of Telling It ]
Two Ways of Telling It
[ Venice ]
Venice
[ Verona ]
Verona
“We”
[ What We Eat ]
What We Eat
[ Woman's Wonderful Influence ]
Woman's Wonderful Influence
[ Woodtick William's Story ]
Woodtick William's Story
[ Words About Washington ]
Words About Washington
Wrestling With the Mazy
“You Heah Me, Sah!”
{Illustration: WE WERE NOT ON TERMS OF INTIMACY.}