REMARKS

By BILL NYE
(Edgar W. Nye)

CONTENTS

[ DIRECTIONS. ]

[ ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS ]

[ My School Days. ]

[ Recollections of Noah Webster. ]

[ To Her Majesty. ]

[ Habits of a Literary Man. ]

[ A Father's Letter. ]

[ Archimedes. ]

[ To the President-Elect. ]

[ Anatomy. ]

[ Mr. Sweeney's Cat. ]

[ The Heyday of Life. ]

[ They Fell. ]

[ Second Letter to the President. ]

[ Milling in Pompeii. ]

[ Broncho Sam. ]

[ How Evolution Evolves. ]

[ Hours With Great Men. ]

[ Concerning Coroners. ]

[ Down East Rum. ]

[ Railway Etiquette. ]

[ B. Franklin, Deceased. ]

[ Life Insurance as a Health Restorer. ]

[ The Opium Habit. ]

[ More Paternal Correspondence. ]

[ Twombley's Tale. ]

[ On Cyclones. ]

[ The Arabian Language. ]

[ Verona. ]

[ A Great Upheaval. ]

[ The Weeping Woman. ]

[ The Crops. ]

[ Literary Freaks. ]

[ A Father's Advice to His Son. ]

[ Eccentricity in Lunch. ]

[ Insomnia in Domestic Animals. ]

[ Along Lake Superior. ]

[ I Tried Milling. ]

[ Our Forefathers. ]

[ In Acknowledgement. ]

[ Preventing a Scandal. ]

[ About Portraits. ]

[ The Old South. ]

[ Knights of the Pen. ]

[ The Wild Cow. ]

[ Spinal Meningitis. ]

[ Skimming the Milky Way. ]

[ A Thrilling Experience. ]

[ Catching a Buffalo. ]

[ John Adams. ]

[ The Wail Of A Wife. ]

[ Bunker Hill. ]

[ A Lumber Camp. ]

[ My Lecture Abroad. ]

[ The Miner at Home. ]

[ An Operatic Entertainment. ]

[ Dogs and Dog Days. ]

[ Christopher Columbus. ]

[ Accepting the Laramie Postoffice. ]

[ A Journalistic Tenderfoot. ]

[ The Amateur Carpenter. ]

[ The Average Hen. ]

[ Woodtick William's Story. ]

[ In Washington. ]

[ My Experience as an Agriculturist. ]

[ A New Autograph Album. ]

[ A Resign. ]

[ My Mine. ]

[ Mush and Melody. ]

[ The Blase Young Man. ]

[ History of Babylon. ]

[ Lovely Horrors. ]

[ The Bite of a Mad Dog. ]

[ Arnold Winkelreid. ]

[ Murray and the Mormons. ]

[ About Geology. ]

[ A Wallula Night. ]

[ Flying Machines. ]

[ Asking for a Pass. ]

[ Words About Washington. ]

[ The Board of Trade. ]

[ The Cow-Boy. ]

[ Stirring Incidents at a Fire. ]

[ The Little Barefoot Boy. ]

[ Favored a Higher Fine. ]

[ “I Spy.” ]

[ Mark Anthony. ]

[ Man Overbored. ]

[ “Done It A-Purpose.” ]

[ Picnic Incidents. ]

[ Nero. ]

[ Squaw Jim. ]

[ Squaw Jim's Religion. ]

[ One Kind of Fool. ]

[ John Adams' Diary. ]

[ John Adams' Diary. ]

[ John Adams' Diary ]

[ “Heap Brain.” ]

[ The Approaching Humorist. ]

[ What We Eat. ]

[ Care of House Plants. ]

[ A Peaceable Man. ]

[ Biography of Spartacus. ]

[ Concerning Book Publishing. ]

[ A Calm. ]

[ The Story of a Struggler. ]

[ The Old Subscriber. ]

[ My Dog. ]

[ A Picturesque Picnic. ]

[ Taxidermy. ]

[ The Ways of Doctors. ]

[ Absent Minded. ]

[ Woman's Wonderful Influence. ]

[ Causes for Thanksgiving. ]

[ Farming in Maine. ]

[ Doosedly Dilatory. ]

[ Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger. ]

[ Sixty Minutes in America. ]

[ Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss. ]

[ Somnambulism and Crime. ]

[ Modern Architecture. ]

[ Letter to a Communist. ]

[ The Warrior's Oration. ]

[ The Holy Terror. ]

[ Boston Common and Environs. ]

[ Drunk in a Plug Hat. ]

[ Spring. ]

[ The Duke of Rawhide. ]

[ Etiquette at Hotels. ]

[ Fifteen Years Apart. ]

[ Dessicated Mule. ]

[ Time's Changes. ]

[ Letter From New York. ]

[ Crowns and Crowned Heads. ]

[ My Physician. ]

[ All About Oratory. ]

[ Strabusmus and Justice. ]

[ A Spencerian Ass. ]

[ Anecdotes of Justice. ]

[ The Chinese God. ]

[ A Great Spiritualist. ]

[ General Sheridan's Horse. ]

[ A Circular. ]

[ The Photograph Habit. ]

[ Rosalinde. ]

[ The Church Debt. ]

[ A Collection of Keys. ]

[ Extracts from a Queen's Diary. ]

[ Shorts. ]

[ “We.” ]

[ A Mountain Snowstorm. ]

[ Lost Money. ]

[ Dr. Dizart's Dog. ]

[ Chinese Justice. ]

[ Answers to Correspondents. ]

[ Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-brac. ]

[ A Convention. ]

[ Come Back. ]

[ A New Play. ]

[ The Silver Dollar. ]

[ Polygamy as a Religious Duty. ]

[ The Newspaper. ]

[ Wrestling with the Mazy. ]

[ Anecdotes of the Stage. ]

[ George the Third. ]

[ The Cell Nest. ]

[ Parental Advice. ]

[ Early Day Justice.{2} ]

[ The Indian Orator. ]

[ You Heah Me, Sah! ]

[ Plato. ]

[ The Expensive Word. ]

[ Petticoats at the Polls. ]

[ The Sedentary Hen. ]

[ A Bright Future for Pugilism. ]

[ The Snake Indian. ]

[ Roller Skating. ]

[ No More Frontier. ]

[ A Letter of Regrets. ]

[ Venice. ]

[ She Kind of Coaxed Him. ]

[ Answering an Invitation. ]

[ Street Cars and Curiosities. ]

[ The Poor Blind Pig. ]

[ Daniel Webster. ]

[ Two Ways of Telling It. ]

[ All About Menials. ]

[ A Powerful Speech. ]

[ A Goat in a Frame. ]

[ To a Married Man. ]

[ To an Embryo Poet. ]

[ Eccentricities of Genius. ]


ALPHABETIZED CONTENTS

[ About Geology ]

About Geology

[ About Portraits ]

About Portraits

[ A Bright Future for Pugilism ]

A Bright Future for Pugilism

[ Absent Minded ]

Absent Minded

[ A Calm ]

A Calm

[ Accepting the Laramie Postoffice ]

Accepting the Laramie Postoffice

[ A Circular ]

A Circular

[ A Collection of Keys ]

A Collection of Keys

[ A Convention ]

A Convention
A Father's Advice to his Son

[ A Father's Letter ]

A Father's Letter

[ A Goat in a Frame ]

A Goat in a Frame

[ A Great Spiritualist ]

A Great Spiritualist

[ A Great Upheaval ]

A Great Upheaval

[ A Journalistic Tenderfoot ]

A Journalistic Tenderfoot

[ A Letter of Regrets ]

A Letter of Regrets

[ All About Menials ]

All About Menials

[ All About Oratory ]

All About Oratory

[ Along Lake Superior ]

Along Lake Superior

[ A Lumber Camp ]

A Lumber Camp

[ A Mountain Snowstorm ]

A Mountain Snowstorm

[ Anatomy ]

Anatomy

[ Anecdotes of Justice ]

Anecdotes of Justice

[ Anecdotes of the Stage ]

Anecdotes of the Stage

[ A New Autograph Album ]

A New Autograph Album

[ A New Play ]

A New Play

[ An Operatic Entertainment ]

An Operatic Entertainment

[ Answering an Invitation ]

Answering an Invitation

[ Answers to Correspondents ]

Answers to Correspondents

[ A Peaceable Man ]

A Peaceable Man

[ A Picturesque Picnic ]

A Picturesque Picnic

[ A Powerful Speech ]

A Powerful Speech

[ Archimedes ]

Archimedes

[ A Resign ]

A Resign

[ Arnold Winkelreid ]

Arnold Winkelreid

[ Asking for a Pass ]

Asking for a Pass

[ A Spencerian Ass ]

A Spencerian Ass
Astronomy

[ A Thrilling Experience ]

A Thrilling Experience

[ A Wallula Night ]

A Wallula Night

[ B. Franklin, Deceased ]

B. Franklin, Deceased

[ Biography of Spartacus ]

Biography of Spartacus

[ Boston Common and Environs ]

Boston Common and Environs

[ Broncho Sam ]

Broncho Sam

[ Bunker Hill ]

Bunker Hill

[ Care of House Plants ]

Care of House Plants

[ Catching a Buffalo ]

Catching a Buffalo

[ Causes for Thanksgiving ]

Causes for Thanksgiving

[ Chinese Justice ]

Chinese Justice

[ Christopher Columbus ]

Christopher Columbus

[ Come Back ]

Come Back

[ Concerning Book Publishing ]

Concerning Book Publishing

[ Concerning Coroners ]

Concerning Coroners

[ Crowns and Crowned Heads ]

Crowns and Crowned Heads

[ Daniel Webster ]

Daniel Webster

[ Dessicated Mule ]

Dessicated Mule

[ Dogs and Dog Days ]

Dogs and Dog Days

[ Doosedly Dilatory ]

Doosedly Dilatory
“Done It A-Purpose”

[ Down East Rum ]

Down East Rum

[ Dr. Dizart's Dog ]

Dr. Dizart's Dog

[ Drunk in a Plug Hat ]

Drunk in a Plug Hat
Early Day Justice

[ Eccentricities of Genius ]

[ Eccentricity in Lunch ]

Eccentricity in Lunch

[ Etiquette at Hotels ]

Etiquette at Hotels

[ Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger ]

Every Man His Own Paper-Hanger

[ Extracts from a Queen's Diary ]

Extracts from a Queen's Diary

[ Farming in Maine ]

Farming in Maine

[ Favored a Higher Fine ]

Favored a Higher Fine

[ Fifteen Years Apart ]

Fifteen Years Apart

[ Flying Machines ]

Flying Machines

[ General Sheridan's Horse ]

General Sheridan's Horse

[ George the Third ]

George the Third
Great Sacrifice of Bric-a-Brac

[ Habits of a Literary Man ]

Habits of a Literary Man
“Heap Brain”

[ History of Babylon ]

History of Babylon

[ Hours With Great Men ]

Hours With Great Men

[ How Evolution Evolves ]

How Evolution Evolves
In Acknowledgment

[ Insomnia in Domestic Animals ]

Insomnia in Domestic Animals

[ In Washington ]

In Washington
“I Spy”

[ I Tried Milling ]

I Tried Milling

[ John Adams ]

John Adams

[ John Adams' Diary ]

[ John Adams' Diary ]

[ John Adams' Diary ]

John Adams' Diary
John Adams' Diary, (No. 2.)
John Adams' Diary, (No. 3.)

[ Knights of the Pen ]

Knights of the Pen
Letter from New York

[ Letter to a Communist ]

Letter to a Communist

[ Life Insurance as a Health Restorer ]

Life Insurance as a Health Restorer

[ Literary Freaks ]

Literary Freaks

[ Lost Money ]

Lost Money

[ Lovely Horrors ]

Lovely Horrors

[ Man Overbored ]

Man Overbored
Mark Antony

[ Milling in Pompeii ]

Milling in Pompeii

[ Modern Architecture ]

Modern Architecture

[ More Paternal Correspondence ]

More Paternal Correspondence

[ Mr. Sweeney's Cat ]

Mr. Sweeney's Cat

[ Murray and the Mormons ]

Murray and the Mormons

[ Mush and Melody ]

Mush and Melody

[ My Dog ]

My Dog

[ My Experience as an Agriculturist ]

My Experience as an Agriculturist

[ My Lecture Abroad ]

My Lecture Abroad

[ My Mine ]

My Mine

[ My Physician ]

My Physician

[ My School Days ]

My School Days

[ Nero ]

Nero

[ No More Frontier ]

No More Frontier

[ On Cyclones ]

On Cyclones

[ One Kind of Fool ]

One Kind of Fool

[ Our Forefathers ]

Our Forefathers

[ Parental Advice ]

Parental Advice

[ Petticoats at the Polls ]

Petticoats at the Polls

[ Picnic Incidents ]

Picnic Incidents

[ Plato ]

Plato

[ Polygamy as a Religious Duty ]

Polygamy as a Religious Duty

[ Preventing a Scandal ]

Preventing a Scandal

[ Railway Etiquette ]

Railway Etiquette

[ Recollections of Noah Webster ]

Recollections of Noah Webster

[ Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss ]

Rev. Mr. Hallelujah's Hoss

[ Roller Skating ]

Roller Skating

[ Rosalinde ]

Rosalinde

[ Second Letter to the President ]

Second Letter to the President

[ She Kind of Coaxed Him ]

She Kind of Coaxed Him

[ Shorts ]

Shorts

[ Sixty Minutes in America ]

Sixty Minutes in America

[ Skimming the Milky Way ]

Skimming the Milky Way

[ Somnambulism and Crime ]

Somnambulism and Crime

[ Spinal Meningitis ]

Spinal Meningitis

[ Spring ]

Spring

[ Squaw Jim ]

Squaw Jim

[ Squaw Jim's Religion ]

Squaw Jim's Religion

[ Stirring Incidents at a Fire ]

Stirring Incidents at a Fire
Strabismus and Justice

[ Street Cars and Curiosities ]

Street Cars and Curiosities

[ Taxidermy ]

Taxidermy

[ The Amateur Carpenter ]

The Amateur Carpenter

[ The Approaching Humorist ]

The Approaching Humorist

[ The Arabian Language ]

The Arabian Language

[ The Average Hen ]

The Average Hen

[ The Bite of a Mad Dog ]

The Bite of a Mad Dog

[ The Blase Young Man ]

The Blase Young Man

[ The Board of Trade ]

The Board of Trade

[ The Cell Nest ]

The Cell Nest

[ The Chinese God ]

The Chinese God

[ The Church Debt ]

The Church Debt
The Cow Boy

[ The Crops ]

The Crops

[ The Duke of Rawhide ]

The Duke of Rawhide

[ The Expensive Word ]

The Expensive Word

[ The Heyday of Life ]

The Heyday of Life

[ The Holy Terror ]

The Holy Terror

[ The Indian Orator ]

The Indian Orator

[ The Little Barefoot Boy ]

The Little Barefoot Boy

[ The Miner at Home ]

The Miner at Home

[ The Newspaper ]

The Newspaper

[ The Old South ]

The Old South

[ The Old Subscriber ]

The Old Subscriber

[ The Opium Habit ]

The Opium Habit

[ The Photograph Habit ]

The Photograph Habit

[ The Poor Blind Pig ]

The Poor Blind Pig

[ The Sedentary Hen ]

The Sedentary Hen

[ The Silver Dollar ]

The Silver Dollar

[ The Snake Indian ]

The Snake Indian

[ The Story of a Struggler ]

The Story of a Struggler
The Wail of a Wife

[ The Warrior's Oration ]

The Warrior's Oration

[ The Ways of Doctors ]

The Ways of Doctors

[ The Weeping Woman ]

The Weeping Woman

[ The Wild Cow ]

The Wild Cow

[ They Fell ]

They Fell

[ Time's Changes ]

Time's Changes

[ To a Married Man ]

To a Married Man

[ To an Embryo Poet ]

To an Embryo Poet

[ To Her Majesty ]

To Her Majesty
To The President-Elect

[ Twombley's Tale ]

Twombley's Tale

[ Two Ways of Telling It ]

Two Ways of Telling It

[ Venice ]

Venice

[ Verona ]

Verona
“We”

[ What We Eat ]

What We Eat

[ Woman's Wonderful Influence ]

Woman's Wonderful Influence

[ Woodtick William's Story ]

Woodtick William's Story

[ Words About Washington ]

Words About Washington
Wrestling With the Mazy
“You Heah Me, Sah!”
{Illustration: WE WERE NOT ON TERMS OF INTIMACY.}