The Pauper’s Box.
Thou odious box, as I look on thee,
I wonder wilt thou be unlocked for me?
No, no! forbear!—yet then, yet then,
’Neath thy grim lid do lie the men—
Men whom fortune’s blasted arrows hit,
And send them to the pauper’s pit.
O dig a grave somewhere for me,
Deep underneath some wither’d tree;
Or bury me on the wildest heath,
Where Boreas blows his wildest breath,
Or ’mid some wild romantic rocks:
But, oh! forbear the pauper’s box.
Throw me into the ocean deep,
Where many poor forgotten sleep;
Or fling my corpse in the battle mound,
With coffinless thousands ’neath the ground;
I envy not the mightiest dome,
But save me from a pauper’s tomb.
I care not if t’were the wild wolf’s glen,
Or the prison yard, with wicked men:
Or into some filthy dung-hole hurled—
Anywhere, anywhere! out of the world!
In fire or smoke on land or sea,
Than thy grim lid be closed on me.
But let me pause, ere I say more
About thee, unoffending door;
When I bethink me, now I pause,
It is not thee who makes the laws,
But villians who, if all were just,
In thy grim cell would lay their dust.
But yet, t’were grand beneath yond wall,
To lie with friends,—relations all;
If sculptured tombstones were not there,
But simple grass with daisies fair;
And were it not, grim box, for thee
’Twere paradise, O cemetery.
The Vale of Aire.
[It was early in the morning that I took my ramble. I had noticed but little until I arrived at the foot of the quaint old hamlet of Marley. My spirits began to be cheered, for lively gratitude glowed in my heart at the wild romantic scenery before me. Passing the old mansion, I wended my way towards the huge crag called the “Altar Rock.” Wild and rugged as the scenery was, it furnished an agreeable entertainment to my mind, and with pleasure I pushed my way to the top of the gigantic rock, where I viewed the grandeur of the vale below. The blossom on the branches, the crooked Aire gliding along like sheets of polished crystal, made me poetic. I thought of Nicholson, the poet of this beautiful vale, and reclining on a green moss-covered bank, I framed these words.]
Poet Nicholson, old Ebor’s darling bard,
Accept from me at least one tributary line;
Yet how much more should be thy just reward,
Than any wild unpolished song of mine.
No monument in marble can I raise,
Or sculptured bust in honour of thy name;
But humbly try to celebrate thy praise,
And give applause that thou shouldst duly claim.
All hail, the songsters that awake the morn,
And soothe the soul with wild melodious strains;
All hail, the rocks that Bingley hills adorn,
Beneath whose shades wild Nature’s grandeur reigns.
From off yon rock that rears its head so high,
And overlooks the crooked river Aire;
While musing Nature’s works full meet the eye,
The envied game, the lark and timid hare.
In Goitstock Falls, and rugged Marley’s hill,
In Bingley’s grand and quiet sequestered dale,
Each silvery stream, each dike or rippled rill,
I see thy haunt and read thy “Poacher’s Tale.”
So, Homer-like, thy harp was wont to tune
Thy native vale in glorious days of old,
Whose maidens fair in virtuous beauty shone—
Her sages and her heroes great and bold.
No flattering baseness could employ thy mind,
The free-born muse detests that servile part:
In simple lore thy self-taught lay I find
More grandeur far than all the gloss of art.
Though small regard be paid to worth so rare,
And humble worth unheeded pass along;
Ages to come will sing the “Yale of Aire,”
Her Nicholson and his historic song.
Fra Haworth ta Bradford.
Fra Haworth tahn the other day,
Bi t’route o’ Thornton Height,
Joe Hobble an’ his better hauf,
Went inta Bradford straight.
Nah Joe ta Bradford hed been before,
But shoo hed nivver been;
But hahsumivver they arrived
Safe inta t’Bowlin’ Green.
They gav a lad a parkin pig,
As on the street they went;
Ta point ’em aght St. George’s Hall,
An’ Ostler’s Monument.
Bud t’little jackanapes bein’deep,
An’ thowt they’d nivver knaw,
Show’d Joseph Hobble an’ his wife
T’first monument he saw.
As sooin as Joe gat up ta t’rails,
His een blaz’d in his heead;
Exclamin’, they mud just as weel
A gooan an’ robb’d the deead.
Bud whoivver’s ta’en them childer dahn,
Away fra poor owd Dick,
Desarves his heead weel larapin,
Wi’ a dahn gooid hazel stick.
T’lad seein’ Joe froth aght o’ t’maath,
He sooin tuke to his heels,
Fer asteead o’ t’Ostler’s Monument,
He’d shown ’em Bobby Peel’s.
The Veteran.
I left yon fields so fair to view;
I left yon mountain pass and peaks;
I left two een so bonny blue,
A dimpled chin and rosy cheeks.
For an helmet gay and suit o’ red
I did exchange my corduroy;
I mind the words the Sergeant said,
When I in sooth was but a boy.
“Come, rouse my lad, be not afraid;
Come, join and be a brave dragoon:
You’ll be well clothed, well kept, well paid,
To captain be promoted soon.
Your sweetheart, too, will smile to see
Your manly form and dress so fine;
Give me your hand and follow me,—
Our troop’s the finest in the line.
“The pyramids beheld our corps
Drive back the mighty man of Fate!
Our ire is felt on every shore,
In every country, clime, or state.
The Cuirassiers at Waterloo
We crushed;—they were the pride of France!
At Inkerman, with sabre true,
We broke the Russ and Cossack lance!
“Then come, my lad, extend your hand,
Tame indolence I hold it mean;
Now follow me, at the command,
Of our Most Gracious Sovereign Queen!
A prancing steed you’ll have to ride;
A bonny plume will deck your brow;
With clinking spurs and sword beside,—
Come! here’s the shilling: take it now!”
The loyal pledge I took and gave,—
It was not for the silver coin;
I wished to cross the briny wave,
And England’s gallant sons to join.
Since—many a summer’s sun has set,
An’ time’s graved-care is on my brow,
Yet I am free and willing yet
To meet old England’s daring foe.
Address to the Queen,
june 20th, 1887.
To the Queen’s Most Excellent Majesty.
Most Gracious Sovereign Lady, Victoria Alexandra Guelph, Queen of the hearts of her people throughout all civilisation, one of your Majesty’s loyal and faithful subjects desires most respectfully to approach your Majesty to congratulate you upon the completion of the fiftieth year of your reign. In the same year of your Majesty’s coronation, in a wild part of old Yorkshire, where it is said the wind never blew nor the cock ever crew, was your Most Gracious Majesty’s humble servant born; and at the very hour that your Majest ascended the Throne,
a kind, good Yorkshire mother was rocking her baby in an old oak cradle, while the father was treading the treadles and picking the shuttle of his old hand-loom to the tune of “Britons never shall be slaves”; and I am proud to convey to your Majesty that the child in the old oak cradle was no less a person than your Majesty’s humble and obedient servant, Bill o’th’ Hoylus End, Poet and Philosopher to the plebians of Keighley, and who now rejoices in the fiftieth year of your Majesty’s reign that he has been blessed with good health during that long period, having had at no time occasion to call in a physician. John Barleycorn has been my medical adviser, and when I begin to review the fifty years of your most illustrious reign, from my birth, I feel grateful indeed, for great and mighty men and nations have risen and fallen; but I am proud to think that your Most Gracious Majesty and your humble servant have weathered the storm, and I also can assure your Majesty that the lukewarm loyalty of the upper ten is not a sample of people here, for during the latter half of your Majesty’s reign up to now prosperity has shone upon the once crooked, old, mis-shapen town, for wealth has been accumulated to the tune of millions, which I am sorry to inform your Majesty is in the hands of those who mean to keep it. One portion of your Majesty’s lukewarm loyal subjects have the advancement of art and science so much on the brain that it is feared they will go stark mad. I have also much pleasure in informing your gracious Majesty that His Grace the Duke of Devonshire has presented the people of Keighley with a plot of ground to be called the Devonshire Park, which will be opened on the occasion of your Majesty’s Jubilee; also that Henry Isaac Butterfield, Esquire,
of bonny Cliffe Castle, has erected a noble-looking structure, to be called the Jubilee Tower, which will be opened on the day of your Majesty’s Grand Jubilee, to commemorate your Majesty’s glorious reign. This gentleman is a native of Keighley, and fairly entitled to be knighted by your gracious Majesty, seeing that he has done more to beautify the town than all the rest. It has also been given out that the town has to be honoured by a royal visit from your Majesty’s grandson, Prince George. But pray take a fool’s advice, your Majesty, and don’t let him come unless he is able to pay his own expenses; for I can assure His Royal Highness that this is the city of number oneism. Yet with the exception of parting with the bawbees, I dare be sworn that your Majesty’s subjects in Keighley are the grand and genuine men of the shire, take them in art and science, flood or field.
I sincerely hope that your Most Gracious Majesty will excuse the blunt and out-spoken Bard, who will ever remain your Majesty’s most humble and obedient servant,—BILL O’TH’ HOYLUS END.
P.S.—I beg your Majesty’s most humble pardon, for since I addressed your most gracious Majesty a note has come to me stating that the Brewers, Bakers, Shoemakers, and Tailors, have subscribed and bought a splendid Ox, which will be roasted and served to the poor on the occasion of the celebration of your most gracious Majesty’s Jubilee.
Then Hail to England’s Gracious Queen!
’Tis now proclaimed afar,
The Jubilee of our Gracious Queen,
The Empire’s Guiding Star.
For fifty years she’s been to us
A Monarch and a Mother;
And looks her subjects in the face
As Sister or a Brother.
Then here’s a health to England’s Queen
Whom Jove to us hath given;
A better Monarch ne’er has been
Beneath His starry heaven.
There is no man of any clan,
O’er any land or sea,
But what will sing “God bless our Queen”
On her grand Jubilee.
The world looks on Old England’s Queen
In danger for protection;
Nor never yet hath England failed
To make her grand correction.
“Fair play,” she cries, no one shall harm
A child beneath my realm;
I’m Captain of Great Britain’s barque
And standing at the helm.
Had England trusted wicked men,
This day where had she been?
But lo! she had a Guiding Star,
’Twas our dear Mother Queen.
There is no foe, where’er you go
This day, I vow, could hate her;
She’s a blessing to her nation,
And a terror to a traitor.
As she has been, long may she reign,
The Grand Old Queen of Britain;
In letters of bright gold her name
Henceforward should be written.
All nations ’neath the stars above,
And canopy of heaven,
Rejoice to see her Jubilee
In Eighteen Eighty-seven.