List of Illustrations

No.Page
1.—Book Cover.[Frontispiece.]
2.—Title Page[1]
3.—The Founder of the Village (Initial Letter)[25]
4.—A Professor of Music[26]
5.—A Disgusted Agriculturist[28]
6.—New Castle from the River (Full Page)[32]
7.—The Real Peasant-Girl (Initial Letter)[36]
8.—A Dangerous Invention[37]
9.—The Early Morning Fire[39]
10.—The Ideal Peasant-Girl[42]
11.—Unsymmetrical Cold Beef[43]
12.—The View down the River (Full Page)[46]
13.—A Family Jar (Initial Letter)[47]
14.—A Musical Navigator[48]
15.—The Nocturnal Dog[49]
16.—Mr. Sawyer's Nose[52]
17.—The Man with the Century Plant[53]
18.—A Lively Vegetable[54]
19.—Judge Pitman's Bag (Initial Letter)[56]
20.—The Judge introduces Himself [57]
21.—Pitman's Musical Experiment [59]
22.—That Infamous Egg[60]
23.—The Dog by the Wayside[61]
24.—Catching the Train [61]
25.—Hauled In[62]
26.—An Altercation with Cooley[64]
27.—My Lung Exercise[66]
28.—A Female Professor (Initial Letter)[68]
29.—The Lamp Turned Low[68]
30.—Studying Up[69]
31.—Parker Relating his Woes[69]
32.—Magruder's Wooing[72]
33.—A Queer Feeling in his Head [72]
34.—Magruder Tells his Brother[73]
35.—The Class Going Up[74]
36.—A Secreted Observer[74]
37.—A General Attack on the Subject (Full Page)[78]
38.—Peeping Through the Crack[79]
39.—A Furious Husband[80]
40.—An Asinine Being (Initial Letter)[84]
41.—The Colonel's Bravery[85]
42.—An Interview with Cooley[86]
43.—That Tombstone[87]
44.—Mr. Mullins Explains[88]
45.—Exit Murphy[89]
46.—A Late Call[91]
47.—A Captive Maiden[91]
48.—Excavating Her[92]
49.—Her Feet[92]
50.—That Antiquarian[92]
51.—The Raging Rhinoceros[94]
52.—The King of Beasts[94]
53.—The Rival Lovers[96]
54.—On the Settee[96]
55.—She Sat on Him[97]
56.—Too Thin[97]
57.—The Wild Man[98]
58.—The Fat Woman[98]
59.—The Boy of the Period (Initial Letter)[99]
60.—The Battery (Full Page)[102]
61.—An Ancient Warrior[103]
62.—A Raid on the Melon-Patch[105]
63.—Communing with Jones's Boy[106]
64.—Held Fast[107]
65.—The Solemnity of Jones[107]
66.—Taking him Out[108]
67.—Not Matched[109]
68.—Dosing a Cur[110]
69.—Over the Fence and Back Again[110]
70.—Much too Faithful[111]
71.—Cruelty to an Animal[112]
72.—Removing a Mouthful[112]
73.—A Patron of the "Argus" (Initial Letter)[113]
74.—The Poet[114]
75.—The Editor Explaining his Views[115]
76.—The Throes of Composition[116]
77.—A Row of Readers[117]
78.—Taking a Peep[117]
79.—The Scene in the Sanctum[118]
80.—That Monkey[119]
81.—Mrs. Smith's Woe[120]
82.—Bartholomew's Indignant Father[122]
83.—Mr. Mcfadden[124]
84.—The Editor meets the Poet[126]
85.—The Colonel in a Tight Place[127]
86.—Going up Stairs[128]
87.—In Highland Costume[130]
88.—Why Bob Stayed[130]
89.—Sawing him Out[131]
90.—Mrs. Adeler's Views[132]
91.—Bob's Trousers[133]
92.—The New Mazeppa (Initial Letter)[134]
93.—Cooley at an Auction[135]
94.—Our Urbane Horse[136]
95.—Trying to Catch Up[138]
96.—Kicking[139]
97.—A Nightmare[140]
98.—Haunted[141]
99.—An Artificial Tail[142]
100.—A Demoralized Horse[142]
101.—It Came Off![143]
102.—The Melodramatic Freebooter[144]
103.—Mrs. Jones's Pirate[145]
104.—Sweeping the Horizon[146]
105.—The Weekly Wash[146]
106.—Hailing the "Mary Jane"[147]
107.—A General Massacre[147]
108.—The Paternal Jones[148]
109.—She Puts on her Things[148]
110.—Slaying the Captain[149]
111.—"False! False!"[150]
112.—More Butchery[150]
113.—Suicide of the Widow[150]
114.—The Wreck of Mrs. Jones[151]
115.—A Chorister (Initial Letter)[152]
116.—The Spire[153]
117.—Sinful Games[154]
118.—The Old Church (Full Page)[156]
119.—A Chinese Prayer[157]
120.—The Minister and I[157]
121.—In the Pipe[158]
122.—Bob in the Choir[158]
123.—The Undertaker's Sign[159]
124.—A Gloomy Man[160]
125.—Very Warm Work[161]
126.—Collamer Falls In[161]
127.—The Clergyman[162]
128.—Collamer Sings[162]
129.—He Asks a Question[163]
130.—A Ribald Boy[163]
131.—A Fisherman (Initial Letter)[164]
132.—Bringing 'em Home[164]
133.—Pushing Off[165]
134.—We Change Places[165]
135.—Cooling Off[166]
136.—Waiting for Bites[166]
137.—Anchor Gone[166]
138.—Fixing an Oar[167]
139.—Lost Him[167]
140.—Saved[167]
141.—A Tangle[168]
142.—The Man who Owned the Boat[168]
143.—A Successor of Izaak Walton[169]
144.—A Disheartened Digger[170]
145.—Tears[171]
146.—Watching the Cork[171]
147.—A Naked Hook[171]
148.—The Last Match[172]
149.—Caught on a Limb[173]
150.—A Playful Eel[174]
151.—Wriggling[174]
152.—Pulling In[175]
153.—That Infamous Boy[175]
154.—A South Sea Islander[177]
155.—Mr. Blodgett, Missionary[177]
156.—Going to the Picnic[177]
157.—The Vestry Meeting[178]
158.—Putting them to Sleep[178]
159.—The Funeral Service[179]
160.—The Remaining Warden[179]
161.—Going Home[180]
162.—He Paddled his own Canoe[180]
163.—Smashing poor Mott[181]
164.—A Fijian[182]
165.—Our Plumber (Initial Letter)[183]
166.—He Examines the Range[184]
167.—I Meet Him[184]
168.—How he Goes to Wilmington[184]
169.—An Indignant Artisan[185]
170.—On the Asparagus Bed[185]
171.—The Condition of my Grass-plot[186]
172.—At the Front Gate[186]
173.—A View of the Ruins[187]
174.—Watching[188]
175.—One of the Robbers[188]
176.—Mr. Nippers Enters[188]
177.—I Expostulate with Nippers[189]
178.—Mrs. Cooley's Servant[190]
179.—She Shakes Henry[190]
180.—Bob as an Author[191]
181.—Young Chubb[191]
182.—Mysterious Music[192]
183.—"What does this Mean?"[193]
184.—Trying to Make him Disgorge[193]
185.—HEnry's Brother tries Pressure[194]
186.—Exit with the Sexton[194]
187.—The Tomb of Chubb[195]
188.—General Chubb's Legs[196]
189.—The Influence of Art[197]
190.—The General Dives In[197]
191.—Through the Canvas[197]
192.—Pilloried (Initial Letter)[200]
193.—Infant Spectators[201]
194.—The Whipping-post[201]
195.—An Ancient Custom[202]
196.—That Remarkable Judge[204]
197.—George Washington Busby[205]
198.—The Jury[205]
199.—Maternal Love[206]
200.—Manhood's Toil[206]
201.—Busby Whispers to the Tipstaff[207]
202.—More Hopeful Still[207]
203.—His Infant Steps[208]
204.—Busby's Heart grows Lighter[209]
205.—The Thunderbolt Falls[209]
206.—Leading him Out[210]
207.—Wielding the Lash (Initial Letter)[211]
208.—Hob-nobbing[212]
209.—The Major in a Sulk[213]
210.—The Lovers[215]
211.—"Where did You get That?"[217]
212.—The Flight by the River[219]
213.—Dick Confesses[226]
214.—Wearing the Wooden Collar[228]
215.—A Flogging Seventy Years Ago (Full Page)[230]
216.—Pardoned[233]
217.—A Broken Man[235]
218.—The Market Green and the Old Church[236]
219.—A Juvenile Musician (Initial Letter)[237]
220.—Caught[238]
221.—Can't Reach It[238]
222.—Creeping Out[239]
223.—Back Again in a Hurry[239]
224.—A Mighty Ugly Situation[240]
225.—Listening[240]
226.—Parker Exults[241]
227.—The Second Hornpipe[241]
228.—He Surveys her Dwelling[241]
229.—Old Sparks's Sacred Dust[244]
230.—A Conscientious Tombstone[244]
231.—Bishop Potts[246]
232.—A Warm Welcome[246]
233.—A Surprise for the Bishop[247]
234.—The Bride goes Home in a Row[248]
235.—Potts Meditates[249]
236.—Waving Farewell[249]
237.—The Bishop is Confounded[250]
238.—Starting the Third Time[252]
239.—Potts Becomes Hysterical[253]
240.—The Peruvian Monk[253]
241.—The Maniac Doctor[253]
242.—Bob gives an Opinion[254]
243.—Potts's Child[254]
244.—On the Ramparts (Initial Letter)[255]
245.—The Site of Fort Kasimir (Full Page)[258]
246.—Modern Warriors[259]
247.—A Dutch Goblin[260]
248.—Pitman tells of his Griefs[260]
249.—A Troublesome Cow[261]
250.—That Scandalous Blind-board[261]
251.—The Temperance Society makes an Inspection[262]
252.—"I'll Knock the Stuffin' out o' him"[262]
253.—The Judge's Bitters Advertisements[263]
254.—He Takes a Tonic[263]
255.—Another Dozen[264]
256.—Cooley's Illuminated Nose[265]
257.—"Out, Brief Candle"[266]
258.—"There was Mrs. Cooley a-Watchin'"[266]
259.—Dr. Hopkins is Amazed[267]
260.—Appalling Intelligence[268]
261.—The Commodore's Tomb[269]
262.—The Fall of Simms[270]
263.—"Knock 'em with a Pole"[270]
264.—Hit by an Apple[271]
265.—Tim Keyser's Nose[272]
266.—"He Slid Around so Quick"[272]
267.—"He Cut an Opening in the Ice"[273]
268.—The Pickerel Bites[273]
269.—"The Better of the Fight"[274]
270.—"And Pulled Tim Keyser Through"[274]
271.—Under Water[275]
272.—An Awful Sneeze[275]
273.—He Floats Ashore[276]
274.—"He Very Roundly Swore"[276]
275.—At Dinner[277]
276.—A Very Wet Time (Initial Letter)[278]
277.—A Damp Fisherman[279]
278.—Forlorn[279]
279.—The Comic Umbrella[280]
280.—Delicate Warriors[281]
281.—The Experiment of Coombs[281]
282.—An Embarrassed Panther[282]
283.—Bringing Home the Monster[282]
284.—Getting Ready for Action[283]
285.—The Medicine Man Dies[283]
286.—Cooley Awaits the Simoom[286]
287.—The Judge Enjoys the Weather[290]
288.—Perfectly Satisfied[291]
289.—The Genuine Weather-Gauge[292]
290.—"A Friend of Man" (Initial Letter)[293]
291.—The Impetuosity of Bob[296]
292.—A Somnambulist[297]
293.—A Precautionary Measure[297]
294.—Dreaming of Magruder[297]
295.—Under the Bed[298]
296.—Bob is Amazed[298]
297.—Hunting for Henry[298]
298.—The Mystery Unraveled[299]
299.—"Perfectly Still"[300]
300.—The Consequences of a Sneeze[301]
301.—The Dog Leaves[301]
302.—I Suddenly Climb the Fence[301]
303.—Sold[302]
304.—"Commere To Me"[302]
305.—A Victim[303]
306.—A Human Echo[304]
307.—It Won't Answer[304]
308.—After That Boy[305]
309.—A Bald-headed Party (Initial Letter)[306]
310.—A Deluge of Letters[308]
311.—Mrs. Singerly's Poodle[309]
312.—The Rally of the Baldheaded[309]
313.—A Microscopic Examination[310]
314.—Benjamin P. Gunn[313]
315.—A Visit to Mrs. Kemper[315]
316.—Gunn Waits with the Doctor[317]
317.—Pounding on the Partition[317]
318.—Up the Steeple[318]
319.—Into the Crater[318]
320.—Benjamin is Ejected[319]
321.—Portrait of Gunn[319]
322.—On the War Path[323]
323.—General Gage and the Boy (Initial Letter)[324]
324.—The Judge is Puzzled[329]
325.—Catechizing Him[329]
326.—The Doctors at Hillegass's House[330]
327.—Hillegass Recovers[331]
328.—The Joke on the Chief[332]
329.—A Deluge[332]
330.—The Combat on the Stairs[333]
331.—A Fireman[333]
332.—The Bone Controversy (Initial Letter)[334]
333.—Examining the Premises[335]
334.—We Proceed Carefully[336]
335.—An Explosion at Cooley's[339]
336.—The Remains Scatter[340]
337.—"Fooling with a Gun"[341]
338.—Selfridge Argues with Smith[342]
339.—The Rival Juries[343]
340.—Cooley Turns Up[344]
341.—"Tossed the Little Baby"[348]
342.—That Mummy[349]
343.—A Patent-Office Report (Initial Letter)[350]
344.—Pub. Docs[351]
345.—Alphonso Lies in Wait[353]
346.—Lucullus, the Serenader[353]
347.—Death of Alphonso[354]
348.—Lucullus Breaks Jail[354]
349.—Smith Bombards the Artists[355]
350.—The Lovers Float Ashore[356]
351.—A Parting Scene[357]
352.—Smiley is Intoxicated[358]
353.—"He Leaped into the Sea"[360]
354.—Bob is Rescued[361]
355.—Nursing the Invalid[362]
356.—Tail-piece[362]
357.—Before the Mass Meeting (Initial Letter)[363]
358.—The Serenaders at Pitman's[365]
359.—Cooley Argues with Daniel Webster[366]
360.—The Discomfited Drummer[367]
361.—The Kickapoo's Mistake[369]
362.—A Patriotic Dutchman[370]
363.—Collapsed[370]
364.—Commodore Scudder's Dog[371]
365.—The Committee Welcomes Me[373]
366.—The Cold-eyed Drummer[375]
367.—"Go, Mark him Well"[376]
368.—Mr. Hotchkiss's Joke[379]
369.—The Drummer Glares at Me[381]
370.—I Retreat in Despair[386]
371.—A Solemn Vow[386]
372.—The Waiter (Initial Letter)[387]
373.—The Collars in his Trunk[389]
374.—A Shirt-button Lost[390]
375.—Waiting for the Bride[390]
376.—At the Reception[392]
377.—Pitman Expresses his Views[394]
378.—"We Flung a Shoe after Them"[394]
379.—The Final Bow[398]