THE TENTH MUSE

She tells us all we needn’t know;

She always draws the longest bow;

She dramatizes guilt and crime;

Exalts the mummer and the mime;

Worships success, however won;

Confounds vulgarity with fun;

Lends credence to each passing craze,

Fans party rancour to a blaze,

Till people of a sober mind

Grow envious of the deaf and blind.

O what are all the other Nine,

The Muses fondly deemed divine

Matched with the Tenth, the modern Muse,

That now manipulates our news.