TO MR. BALFOUR ON HIS RETURN

Our hearts go out with all our ships that plough the deadly sea,

But the ship that brought us safely back the only Arthur B.

Was freighted with good wishes in a very high degree.

There are heaps of politicians who can hustle and can shriek,

And some, though very strong in lung, in brains are very weak,

But A. J. B.’s equipment is admittedly unique.

His manners are delightful, and the workings of his mind

Have never shown the slightest trace of self-esteem behind;

Nor has he had at any time a private axe to grind.

For forty years and upwards he has graced the public scene

Without becoming sterilized or stiffened by routine;

He still retains his freshness and his brain is just as keen.

His credit was not shipwrecked on the fatal Irish reef;

He has always been a loyal and a sympathetic chief;

And he has also written The Foundations of Belief.

As leader of the Mission to our cousins and Allies,

We learn with satisfaction, but without the least surprise,

That he proved the very cynosure of Transatlantic eyes.

For the special brand of statesman plus aristocratic sage,

Like the model king-philosopher described in Plato’s page,

Is uncommonly attractive in a democratic age.

“Balfour Must Go!” was once the cry of those who deemed him slack,

But now there’s not a single scribe of that unruly pack

Who is not glad in every sense that Balfour has come back.

June 20, 1917.