’TWAS FIFTY YEARS AGO

(Lines suggested by an old Magazine.)

Published the year I went to school—

The second of life’s seven ages—

How fragrant of Victorian rule

Are these forgotten pages!

When meat and fruit were still uncanned;

When good Charles Dickens still was writing;

And Swinburne’s poetry was banned

As rather too exciting.

No murmurs of impending strife

Were heard, no dark suggestions hinted;

Our novelists still looked on life

Through spectacles rose-tinted;

And Paris, in those giddy years,

Still laughed at Offenbach and Schneider,

Blind to the doom of blood and tears,

With none to warn or guide her.

The index and the authors’ names,

Their stories and their lucubrations,

Recall old literary aims

And faded reputations;

We wonder at the influence

That Sala’s florid periods had on

His fellows, and the vogue immense

Of versatile Miss Braddon.

And yet I read Aurora Floyd

In youth with rapture quite unholy—

Not in the way that I enjoyed

Mince-pies or roly-poly;

While “G. A. S.” appeared to me

Like a Leonid fresh from starland,

Not the young lion that we see

Portrayed in Friendship’s Garland.

And there are tinklings of the lute

In orthodox decorous fashion,

But altogether destitute

Of “elemental” passion;

And illustrations which refrain

From all that verges on the shady,

But glorify the whiskered swain,

The lachrymose young lady.

The sirens of the “sixties” showed

No inkling of our modern Circes,

And swells had not evolved the code

That guides our precious Percys;

Woman, in short, was grave or gay,

But not a problem or a riddle,

And maidens still were taught to play

The harp and not the fiddle.

And writers in the main eschewed

All topics tending to disquiet,

All efforts to reorganize

Our dogmas or our diet;

You could not carp at Mendelssohn

Without creating quite a scandal,

And rag-time on the gramophone

Had not supplanted Handel.

Blameless and wholesome in their way,

At times agreeably subacid,

I love these records of a day

Long dead, but calm and placid;

And with a sigh I now replace

This ancient volume of Belgravia

And turn the “latest news” to face

Mutans amaris suavia.