| CHAPTER | | PAGE |
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| | PREFACE | [vii] |
| | LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS | [xiii] |
| I. | HOW SPOOKING BEGAN IN YOZGAD | [1] |
| II. | HOW THE CAMP TURNED SPIRITUALIST | [9] |
| III. | HOW THE MEDIUMS WERE TESTED | [19] |
| IV. | OF THE EPISODE OF LOUISE, AND HOW IT WAS ALL DONE | [35] |
| V. | IN WHICH THE READER IS INTRODUCED TO THE PIMPLE | [46] |
| VI. | IN WHICH THE COOK APPEARS AND THE SPOOK FINDS A REVOLVER | [54] |
| VII. | OF THE CALOMEL MANIFESTATION AND HOW KIAZIM FELL INTO THE NET | [68] |
| VIII. | IN WHICH WE BECOME THOUGHT-READERS | [82] |
| IX. | HOW THE SPOOK WROTE A MAGIC LETTER AND ARRANGED OUR ARREST | [87] |
| X. | HOW WE WERE TRIED AND CONVICTED FOR TELEPATHY | [99] |
| XI. | IN WHICH WE ARE PUT ON PAROLE BY OUR COLONEL, AND GO TO PRISON | [109] |
| XII. | OF THE COMRADES WE HAD LEFT BEHIND AND HOW POSH CASTLE PLAYED THE RAVEN | [121] |
| XIII. | IN WHICH THE PIMPLE LEARNS HIS FUTURE LIES IN EGYPT | [132] |
| XIV. | WHICH INTRODUCES OOO AND TELLS WHY THE PIMPLE GOT HIS FACE SMACKED | [144] |
| XV. | IN WHICH THE SPOOK PUTS OUR COLONEL ON PAROLE IN HIS TURN, SAVES THE HUNT CLUB, AND WRITES A SPEECH | [155] |
| XVI. | HOW WE FELL INTO A TRANCE AND SAW THE FUTURE | [165] |
| XVII. | HOW THE SPOOK TOOK US TREASURE-HUNTING AND WE PHOTOGRAPHED THE TURKISH COMMANDANT | [173] |
| XVIII. | OF A “DREADFUL EXPLOSION” AND HOW OOO SOUGHT TO MURDER US | [185] |
| XIX. | OF THE FOUR POINT RECEIVER AND HOW WE PLANNED TO KIDNAP THE TURKISH STAFF AT YOZGAD | [199] |
| XX. | IN WHICH WE ARE FOILED BY A FRIEND | [215] |
| XXI. | IN WHICH WE DECIDE TO BECOME MAD AND THE SPOOK GETS US CERTIFICATES OF LUNACY | [222] |
| XXII. | HOW THE SPOOK CORRESPONDED WITH THE TURKISH WAR OFFICE AND GOT A REPLY | [234] |
| XXIII. | IN WHICH THE SPOOK PERSUADES MOÏSE TO VOLUNTEER FOR ACTIVE SERVICE | [239] |
| XXIV. | OF OUR MAD JOURNEY TO MARDEEN | [248] |
| XXV. | HOW WE HANGED OURSELVES | [257] |
| XXVI. | IN WHICH THE SPOOK CONVICTS MOÏSE OF THEFT, CONVERTS HIM TO HONESTY, AND PROMISES OMNIPOTENCE | [270] |
| XXVII. | OF THE FIRST DAY IN HAIDAR PASHA HOSPITAL AND THE PRELIMINARY EXAMINATION BY THE SPECIALISTS | [285] |
| XXVIII. | OF THE WASSERMANN TESTS AND HOW WE DECEIVED THE MEDICAL BOARD | [297] |
| XXIX. | OF HILL’S TERRIBLE MONTH IN GUMUSH SUYU HOSPITAL | [309] |
| XXX. | IN WHICH WE ARE REPATRIATED AS LUNATICS | [320] |
| | POSTSCRIPT: WHAT THE PIMPLE THINKS OF IT ALL—THREE LETTERS | [336] |
| | APPENDIX I | [343] |
| | ” II | [347] |
| | ” III | [349] |