Wisdom While
You Wait
BEING A FORETASTE OF
THE GLORIES OF THE
‘INSIDECOMPLETUAR
BRITANNIAWARE’....
PRINTED FOR PRIVATE CIRCULATION
1902
Guten Morgan! Have you used
PIERPONT’S SOAP?
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PIERPONT’S SOAP lubricates the Universe.
PIERPONT’S SOAP makes a Lather of the Milky Way.
PIERPONT’S SOAP makes the Stars White.
TESTIMONIAL.
MR. YERKES writes: ‘What a Soap!’
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TESTIMONIALS.
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