Scene Second

The Same, the Peacock.

The Guinea-hen
[To the Peacock, who enters slowly, with his head borne very stiff and high.] Master, dear Master, would you be so extremely condescending as to come and stand with your back to these sunflowers? Peacock! Sunflowers! A study for Burne-Jones!

All
[Crowding around the Peacock.] Master! Master!

A Chicken
[Low to the Duck.] A word from him can make one’s fortune in society!

Another Chicken
[Who has succeeded in forcing his way to the Peacock, stammering with emotion.] Master, what do you think of my latest “cheep”? [Suspense. Religious silence.]

The Peacock
[Solemnly, letting the word drop slowly from his beak.] Definitive. [Sensation.]

A Duck
[Trembling.] And my “quack”? [Suspense.]

The Peacock
Ultimate! [Sensation.]

The Guinea-hen
[Delighted, to the Hens.] I may say that it is at my days most especially he throws off these specimens of a verbal art which might fairly be called—

The Peacock
Lapidary.

All the Hens
[Rolling up their eyes.] Wonderful!

A Hen
[Coming forward, faint with emotion.] Master, high priest of taste, what do you think of my dress? [Suspense.]

The Peacock
[After a glance.] Affirmative. [Sensation.]

The Tufted Hen
[Same business.] And my bonnet? [Suspense.]

The Peacock
Absolute. [Sensation.]

The Guinea-hen
[In a burst of emotion.] Our bonnets are absolute!

The Pheasant-hen
[Affecting exclusive interest in the Bees.] Ah, there is the Choir Invisible striking up again!

The Guinea-hen
[Presenting the young Guinea-cock to the Peacock.] My son!—What do you think of him?

The Peacock
Plausible.

Chorus of Wasps
Busily buzzing

The Guinea-hen
[Overjoyed, running to the Pheasant-hen.] Oh, he said he was plausible!

The Pheasant-hen
Who was?

The Guinea-hen
My son!

Chorus of Bees

When July
Too holly glows
Seek the shade
Inside the rose!

The Guinea-hen
[Returning to the Peacock.] Does not the rhythm of that chorus impress you as—

The Peacock
Asunartetos!

A Hen
[To the Guinea-hen.] Your guest, my dear, can fit an epithet!

The Guinea-hen
Pontiff of the Unexpected Adjective I call him!

The Peacock
[Distilling his words, in a discordant haughty voice.] True it is that—

The Guinea-hen
Ah, this is most pleasant, most pleasant! He is going to talk to us.

The Peacock
—a Ruskin rather more refined, I hope, than the earlier one, with a tact—

The Guinea-hen
Very true!

Peacock
—a tact for which I stand largely in my own debt, I have constituted myself Petronius-Priest and Maecenas-Messiah volatile volatiliser of words, and that, jeweled judge, I love by my cameos and filigrees of speech to represent the Taste of which I am the—

Patou
Oh, my poor head!

The Peacock
[Nonchalantly.]—shall I say guardian?

The Guinea-hen
[Effervescently.] Do say guardian!

The Peacock
No. Thesmothetes. [Respectful murmur of delight.]

The Guinea-hen
[To the Pheasant-hen.] Now you have seen our Peacock! Aren’t you excited?

The Pheasant-hen
[Slightly bored.] Yes,—because I know the Cock is coming.

The Guinea-hen
[Delighted.] To-day? He is coming to-day? [She announces to the general company, enthusiastically.] Chantecler!

The Peacock
[Slightly miffed.] A far greater triumph lies in store for you, fair friend.

The Guinea-hen
Triumph? [The Peacock nods mysteriously.] What triumph?

The Peacock
[Walking away from her.] You shall see.

The Guinea-hen
[Following him.] Of what triumph are you speaking?

The Peacock
I said, “You shall see!”

Magpie
[Announcing.] Cock Braekel of Campine!