INDEX
A. L. A. Book List, [21].
Æneid, The, indigestible to a goat, [127].
Amanda (colored cook of librarian), [27].
Ancestor Worship, see [Genealogists].
Animals, library classification of, impossible, [170].
Authors, Young, hectic vanity of, [8].
Baxter Public Library, see [Ezra Beesly Free Public Library].
Bibliomaniacs (in Hell), [205].
Bilkins, Benj. S., heroic sacrifice of, [57].
Bird, Peculiar, observed by Mrs. Mayo, [65].
[Books], One Hundred Best, [117] et seq.
Boston Athenæum, Catalogue of, [64].
Boston Public Library, superior advantages of, [217].
Bunkum, Martha Matilda, [19].
[Bureau of Education], see [Education, Bureau of].
Carnegie, Andrew, [227].
——, baffled again, [261].
[Children, Good, Parentage of], [48].
[Children's Librarian], nefarious plot against a, [141].
[Clam], Little Neck, how preferred, [116].
[Colonel, Retired], favorite remark of, [43].
[Congress, Library of], see [Library of Congress].
Crumpet, Mrs. Cornelia, [11].
——, Miss Hortense, [83].
Culture Clubs, see [Twenty Minute Culture Club].
Cut Worms, [270].
Darkness, Child of, [244].
Dufunnie, Prof. Samuel McK., [3].
Dying Maiden, see [Maiden, Dying].
Dyspepsia, Goat gets, [127].
[Education, Bureau of], see [Bureau of Education].
Extra-illustrators, see [Snippers].
[Ezra Beesly Free Public Library], [63], [109].
Falstaff, Sir John, as football center, [93].
Family Ghost, see [Ghost, Family].
Fassett, Prof. H. B., distressing adventures of, [110] et seq.
Fat Woman, [211].
[Feet], Pigs', not in public library, [85].
Flippancy of librarian, deplored, [300].
Fool Girls, punishment of, [187].
Football, Literary, [90].
Frugles, Prof. Milo P., [9].
——, exposed, [15].
Fuddy-dud, great work of Dr. Wurzberger on, [131].
[Ghost, Family, anæmic condition of], [50].
Gibbons, Cardinal, mistaken for historian, [135].
[Goat, Wild], see [Wild Goat].
Good Children, see [Children, Good].
Grand Dames of Pequot War, [199], 214.
Gray Hairs, cause of, to librarians, see [Genealogists].
Gustafsen, Dr. Oscar, [6].
——, dryness of article by, [7].
——, Modern, dissolute habits of, [47].
[Highball], Scotch, as a life-saver, [36].
[Historians, Scientific], [9], 158 et seq.
Impossible Things, practice in believing, [282].
Indexes of gardening books, [25].
Interest Gauge, retail price of, [8].
Jasper, Dr. Nicholas, sufferings of, [149] et seq.
"Jerusalem Delivered," weight of, [125-26].
Johnson, William DeGrift, cap belonging to, [232].
Kookle, Reginald (A.B., Cornell), [68].
Larkin, Miss Fritilla Lee, [13].
Learned Heroine, see [Heroine, Learned].
[Library of Congress], see [Congress, Library of].
"Librarian at Play," price of, see Any Book Dealer.
Librarian, see also [Children's Librarian].
Literary Bluffers, see [Bluffers, Literary].
Little Neck Clam, see [Clam, Little Neck].
Lobster Trap, how to sink a, [125-26].
Macbeth, unsuccessful golf match of, [97].
Mayo, Mrs. Humphrey (née Gookin), [65] et seq.
Mike, love of, [33].
Misers, clinking habits of, [58].
Mongoose, story about a, [287].
Mysterious Man, [222].
Nature Books, child pretends fondness for, [14].
Nuisances, see [Genealogists].
"Old Librarian's Almanack," [63].
One Hundred Best Books, see [Books, One Hundred Best].
Oyster, Eldest, conservative temperament of, [279].
Patterson, Miss Pansy, [63].
Pests, see [Genealogists].
Pigs' Feet, see [Feet, Pigs'].
Ponsonby, Perks & Co. (publishers), [20].
Q, [23].
Reformed Spellers, see [Spellers, Reformed].
Retired Colonel, see [Colonel, Retired].
Runcible Cat, see [Cat, Runcible].
Russia, source of supply of villains, [55].
Scientific Historians, see [Historians, Scientific].
Scotch Highball, see [Highball, Scotch].
[Simpleton], Village, [57].
Simplified Spellers, see [Spellers, Reformed].
Slithy Tove, see [Tove, Slithy].
Smith, Mrs. Pomfret, [76].
——, comes back, [80].
[Snippers], post-mortem treatment of, [191].
[Spellers], Reformed, eternal punishment of, [195].
Sunflowers, how deep to sow seeds of, [22] et seq.
"Teacher," see [Children's Librarian].
Telephones, slowness of, when librarian is waiting in rain, [29].
Thorns in the Flesh, see [Genealogists].
[Twenty Minute Culture Club], [12].
Utilitarianism, [76].
Vanhoff, Amos, [64] et seq.
Village Simpleton, see [Simpleton, Village].
Villains, degeneracy of, [52].
Who's Who in America, [63].
[Wild Goat], see [Goat, Wild].
Wurzberger, Dr. Obadiah, soul-racking experience of, [131] et seq.
Xenophon's Anabasis (perhaps in box), [119].
Young Crab, how to broil a, [123].
Zanesville, Ohio (birthplace of "excited person"), [227].
TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE:
—Obvious print and punctuation errors were corrected.