LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

[Mable]	Frontispiece
"[The only place there flat is on the map]"	2
"[You can read em to your granchildren]"	3
"[You walk a post but there aint no post]"	4
"[I just found it in my bakin can]"	6
"[I dont like any sargeant]"	8
"[I dont care much for horses, they feels the same way about me]"	9
"[Max Glucos what lives on the next cot]"	10
"[Smith are you laffin at me?]"	11
"[One day its our teeth]"	14
"[Remember me to your mother]"	16
"[Not the kind your father has]"	18
"[I wear them every night over my uniform]"	19
"[I been made an officer]"	20
"[Somebodied set a trunk on the turky]"	21
"[Built like the leg of a sailurs trowsers]"	22
"[You paint a horse black and white stripes]"	24
"[I spent mine doin Kitchen police]"	26
"[I wish that hired girl could come down]"	27
"[A croquette is a French society woman]"	30
"[I sat next to a Colonels wife]"	32
"[Men hate to be watched while they are freezin]quot;	34
"[I had a reputashun for a devil with the wimen]"	36
"[It seemed to depres them awful]"	38
"[If I catch one of those ailin enemies windin up your victrola]"	40
"[Stuck my head out of the blankets]"	42
"[When I looked in the tin mirror I thought I was starvin]"	44
"[They come round an watch you eat it]"	46
"[Army food always runs]"	48
"[He smokes cigarets something awful]"	50
"[I poured some oil out of his lamp]"	52
"[I even got mud in my hair]"	54
"[The water comes through on me]"	55
"[The last time I will take my pen in hand for you]"	58
"[It wont be no use runin to the door]"	60