PRINCE WILLIAM INSISTS ON THE KING’S HEALTH BEING DRUNK.
June 4.—Let me now come to the 4th, the last birthday of the good, gracious, benevolent king I shall ever, in all human probability, pass under his royal roof. The thought was affecting to me, in defiance of MY volunteer conduct, and I could scarce speak to the queen when I first went to her, and wished to say something upon a day So interesting. The king was most gracious and kind when he came into the state dressing-room at St. James’s, and particularly inquired about my health and strength, and if they would befriend me for the day. I longed again to tell him how hard I would work them, rather than let them, on such a day, drive me from my office; but I found it better suited me to be quiet; It was safer not to trust to any expression of loyalty, with a mind so full, and on a day so critical.
At dinner Mrs. Schwellenberg presided, attired magnificently. Miss Goldsworthy, Mrs. Stainforth, Messrs. de Luc and Stanhope dined with us; and, while we were still eating fruit, the Duke of Clarence entered. He was just risen from the king’s table, and waiting for his equipage to go home and prepare for the ball. To give you an idea of the energy of his royal highness’s language, I ought to set apart a “general objection” to writing, or rather intimating, certain forcible words, and beg leave to show you, in genuine colours, a royal sailor.
We all rose, of course, upon his entrance, and the two gentlemen placed themselves behind their chairs while the footmen left the room; but he ordered us all to sit down, and called the men back to hand about some wine. He was in exceeding high spirits and in the utmost good humour. He placed himself at the head of the table, next Mrs. Schwellenberg, and looked remarkably well, gay, and full of sport and mischief, yet clever withal as well as comical.
“Well, this is the first day I have ever dined with the king at St. James’s on his birthday. Pray, have you all drunk his majesty’s health?”
“No, your roy’l highness: your roy’l highness might make dem do dat,” said Mrs. Schwellenberg.
“O, by —— will I! Here, you (to the footman), bring champagne! I’ll drink the king’s health again, if I die for it. Yet, I have done pretty well already: so has the king, I promise you! I believe his majesty was never taken such good care of before. We have kept his spirits up, I promise you: we have enabled him to go through his fatigues; and I should have done more still, but for the ball and Mary—I have promised to dance with Mary!”
Princess Mary made her first appearance at Court to-day She looked most interesting and unaffectedly lovely she is a , sweet creature, and perhaps, in point of beauty, the first of this truly beautiful race, of which Princess Mary may be called pendant to the Prince of Wales.
Champagne being now brought for the duke, he ordered it all round. When it came to me I whispered to Westerhaults to carry it on: the duke slapped his hand violently on the table, and called out, “O, by———, you shall drink it!”
There was no resisting this. We all stood up, and the duke sonorously gave the royal toast. “And now,” cried he, making us all sit down again, “where are my rascals of servants? I sha’n’t be in time for the ball; besides, I’ve got a deuced tailor waiting to fix on my epaulette! Here, you, go and see for my servants! d’ye hear? Scamper off!”
Off ran William.
“Come, let’s have the king’s health again. De Luc, drink it. Here, champagne to De Luc!”
I wish you could have seen Mr. de Luc’s mixed simper half pleased, half alarmed. However, the wine came and he drank it, the duke taking a bumper for himself at the same time.
“Poor Stanhope!” cried he; “Stanhope shall have a glass too. Here, champagne! what are you all about? Why don’t you give champagne to poor Stanhope?”
Mr. Stanhope, with great pleasure, complied, and the duke again accompanied him.
“Come hither, do you hear?” cried the duke to the servants; and on the approach, slow and submissive, of Mrs. Stainforth’s man, he hit him a violent slap on the back, calling out, “Hang you! why don’t you see for my rascals?”
Away flew the man, and then he called out to Westerhaults, “Hark’ee! bring another glass of champagne to Mr. de Luc!”
Mr. de Luc knows these royal youths too well to venture at so vain an experiment as disputing with them, so he only shrugged his shoulders and drank the wine. The duke did the same.
“And now, poor Stanhope,” cried the duke, “give another glass to poor Stanhope, d’ye hear?”
“Is not your royal highness afraid,” cried Mr. Stanhope, displaying the full circle of his borrowed teeth, “I shall be apt to be rather up in the world, as the folks say, if I tope on at this rate?”
“Not at all! you can’t get drunk in a better cause, I’d get drunk myself’ if it was not for the ball. Here, champagne! another glass for the philosopher! I keep sober for Mary.”
“O, your royal highness,” cried Mr. de Luc, gaining courage as he drank, “you will make me quite droll of it if you make me go on,—quite droll!”
“So much the better! so much the better! it will do you a monstrous deal of good. Here, another glass of champagne for the queen’s philosopher!”
Mr. de Luc obeyed, and the duke then addressed Mrs. Schwellenberg’s George. “Here! you! you! why, where is my carriage? run and see, do you hear?”
Off hurried George, grinning irrepressibly.
“If it was not for that deuced tailor, I would not stir. I shall dine at the Queen’s house on Monday, Miss Goldsworthy; I shall come to dine with the princess royal. I find she does not go to Windsor with the queen.”
The queen meant to spend one day at Windsor, on account of a review which carried the king that way.
Some talk then ensued upon the duke’s new carriage, which they all agreed to be the most beautiful that day, at court. I had not seen it, which, to me, was some impediment against praising it.