The Persons represented in the Play.
- Cupid.
- Leontius, the old Duke of Lycia.
- Leucippus, Son to the Duke.
- Ismenus, Nephew to the Duke.
- Telamon, a Lycian Lord.
- Dorialus, }
- Agenor, } Courtiers.
- Nisus, }
- Timantus, a villainous Sycophant.
- The Priest of Cupid.
- Four young Men and Maids.
- Nilo, sent in Commission to pull down Cupid's Image.
- Zoilus, Leucippus's Dwarf.
- Four Citizens.
WOMEN.
- Hidaspes, Daughter to the Duke.
- Cleophila, and Hero her Attendants.
- Bacha, a Strumpet.
- Urania, her Daughter.
- Bacha's Maid.
- Urania's Maid.
- Servants and Attendants.
Actus Primus. Scæna Prima.
Enter Dorialus, Agenor, Nisus.
Agenor.
Trust me my Lord Dorialus, I had mist of this, if you had not call'd me; I thought the Princesses birth-day had been to morrow.
Nisus. Why, did your Lordship sleep out the day?
Dor. I marvel what the Duke meant to make such an idle vow.
Nis. Idle, why?
Dor. Is't not idle, to swear to grant his Daughter any thing she shall ask on her birth-day? she may ask an impossible thing: and I pray heaven she do not ask an unfit thing at one time or other; 'tis dangerous trusting a mans vow upon the discretion on's Daughter.
Age. I wonder most at the Marquis her Brother, who is always vehemently forward to have her desires granted.
Dor. He's acquainted with 'em before.
Age. She's doubtless very chaste and virtuou.
Dor. So is Leucippus her brother.
Nis. She's twenty year old, I wonder
She aske not a Husband.
Dor. That were a folly in her; having refus'd all the
Great Princes in one part of the world;
She'll die a Maid.
Age. She may ask but one, may she?
Nis. A hundred times this day if she will;
And indeed, every day is such a day, for though
The Duke has vow'd it only on this day,
He keeps it every day: he can deny
Her nothing. [Cornets.
Enter Hidaspes, Leucippus, Leontius, Timantas, Tellamon.
Leon. Come fair Hidaspes, thou art
Duchess to day,
Art thou prepar'd to aske, thou knowest
My oath will force performance.
And Leucippus, if she now ask ought that shall,
Or would have performance
After my death, when by the help of heaven,
This Land is thine, accursed be thy race,
May every one forget thou art my Son,
And so their own obedience.
Leucip. Mighty Sir,
I do not wish to know that fatal hour,
That is to make me King, but if I do,
I shall most hastily, (and like a Son)
Perform your grant to all, chiefly to her:
Remember that you aske what we
Agreed upon.
Leon. Are you prepar'd? then speak.
Hida. Most Royal Sir, I am prepar'd,
Nor shall my Will exceed a Virgins bounds,
What I request shall both at once bring
Me a full content.
Leon. So it ever does:
Thou only comfort of my feeble age,
Make known thy good desire,
For I dare swear thou lov'st me.
Hidas. This is it I beg,
And on my knees. The people of your Land,
The Lycians, are through all the Nations
That know their name, noted to have in use
A vain and fruitless superstition;
So much more hateful, that it bears the shew
Of true Religion, and is nothing else
But a false-pleasing bold lasciviousness.
Leon. What is it?
Hidas. Many ages before this,
When every man got to himself a Trade,
And was laborious in that chosen course,
Hating an idle life, far worse than death:
Some one that gave himself to Wine and Sloth,
Which breed lascivious thoughts;
And found himself conjoyn'd
For that by every painful man,
To take his stain away, fram'd to himself
A god, whom he pretended to obey,
In being thus dishonest, for a name
He call'd him Cupid. This created god,
Mans nature being ever credulous
Of any vice that takes part with his blood,
Had ready followers enow: and since
In every age they grew, especially
Amongst your Subjects, who do yet remain
Adorers of that drowsie Deitie:
Which drink invented: and the winged Boy,
(For so they call him) has his sacrifices.
These loose naked statues through the Land,
And in every Village, nay the palace
Is not free from 'em. This is my request,
That these erect[ed] obscene Images
May be pluckt down and burnt: and every man
That offers to 'em any sacrifice, may lose his life.
Leon. But be advis'd my fairest daughter, if he be
A god, he will express it upon thee my child:
Which heaven avert.
Leucip. There is no such power:
But the opinion of him fills the Land
With lustful sins: every young man and maid
That feel the least desire to one another,
Dare not suppress it, for they think it is
Blind Cupid's motion: and he is a god.
Leon. This makes our youth unchaste. I am resolv'd:
Nephew Ismenus, break the Statues down
Here in the Palace, and command the City
Do the like, let proclamations
Be drawn, and hastily sent through the Land
To the same purpose.
Ismen. Sir, I will break down none my self,
But I will deliver your command:
Hand I will have none in't, for I like it not.
Leon. Goe and command it. Pleasure of my life,
Wouldst thou ought else? make many thousand suits,
They must and shall be granted.
Hid. Nothing else. [Exit Ismenus.
Leon. But go and meditate on other suits,
Some six days hence I'll give thee Audience again,
And by a new oath, bind my self to keep it:
Ask largely for thy self, dearer than life
In whom I may be bold to call my self,
More fortunate than any in my age,
I will deny thee nothing.
Leu. 'Twas well done, Sister. [Exeunt all but these three Lords.
Nis. How like you this request my Lord?
Dor. I know not yet, I am so full of wonder,
We shall be gods our selves shortly,
And we pull 'em out of Heaven o' this fashion.
Age. We shall have wenches now when we can
Catch 'em, and we transgress thus.
Nis. And we abuse the gods once, 'tis a Justice
We should be held at hard meat: for my part,
I'll e'en make ready for mine own affection,
I know the god incenst must send a hardness
Through all good Womens hearts, and then we have
Brought our Eggs and Muskadine to a fair Market:
Would I had giv'n a 100 l. for a tolleration,
That I might but use my conscience in mine
Own house.
Dor. The Duke he's old and past it, he would
Never have brought such a plague upon the Land else,
'Tis worse than Sword and Famine:
Yet to say truth, we have deserv'd it, we have liv'd
So wickedly, every man at his Livery, and wou'd that
Wou'd have suffic'd us: we murmur'd at this
Blessing, that was nothing; and cry'd out to the
God for endless pleasures, he heard us,
And supp[l]ied us, and our Women were new still
As we need 'em: yet we like beasts still cry'd,
Poor men can number their woers, give us
Abundance: we had it, and this curse withal.
Age. Berlady we are like to have a long Lent on't,
Flesh shall be flesh: now Gentlemen I had rather
Have anger'd all the gods, than that blind Gunner.
I rememer once the people did but slight him
In a sacrifice: and what followed?
Women kept their houses, grew good huswives
Honest forsooth! was not that fine?
Wore their own faces,
Though they wear gay cloaths without surveying,
And which was most lamentable,
They lov'd their Husbands.
Nis. I do remember it to my grief,
Young Maids were as cold as Cowcumbers
And much of that complexion:
Bawds were abolisht: and, to which misery
It must come again,
There were no Cuckolds,
Well, we had need pray to keep these
Divels from us,
The times grow mischievous.
There he goes, Lord!
Enter one with an Image.
This is a sacriledge I have not heard of:
Would I were gelt, that I might not
Feel what follows.
Age. And I too. You shall see within these
Few years, a fine confusion i'the Countrey: mark it:
Nay, and we grow for to depose the Powers,
And set up Chastity again, well, I have done.
A fine new goddess certainly, whose blessings
Are hunger and hard beds.
Nis. This comes of fulness, a sin too frequent with us
I believe now we shall find shorter commons.
Dor. Would I were married, somewhat has some favour;
The race of Gentry will quite run out now,
'Tis only left to Husbands, if younger Sisters
Take not the greater charity, 'tis lawful.
Age. Well, let come what will come,
I am but one, and as the plague falls,
I'll shape my self: If Women will be honest, I'll be sound.
If the god be not too unmerciful,
I'll take a little still, where I can get it,
And thank him, and say nothing.
Nis. This ill wind yet may blow the City good,
And let them, (if they can) get their own children,
They have hung long enough in doubt, but howsoever, the
old way was the surer, then they had 'em.
Dor. Farewel my Lords, I'll e'en take up what Rent I can
before the day, I fear the year will fall out ill.
Age. We'll with you Sir: And love so favour us,
As we are still thy servants. Come my Lords;
Let's to the Duke, and tell him to what folly
His doting now has brought him. [Exeunt.
Priest of Cupid, with four young men and Maids.
Priest. Come my children, let your feet,
In an even measure meet:
And your chearful voices rise,
For to present this Sacrifice;
Lo great Cupid, in whose name,
I his Priest begin the same.
Young men take your Loves and kiss,
Thus our Cupid honour'd is
Kiss again, and in your kissing,
Let no promises be missing:
Nor let any Maiden here,
Dare to turn away her ear,
Unto the whisper of her Love,
But give Bracelet, Ring or Glove,
As a token to her sweeting,
Of an after secret meeting:
Now boy sing to stick our hearts
Fuller of great Cupid's darts.
SONG.
Lovers rejoyce, your pains shall be rewarded,
The god of Love himself grieves at your crying:
No more shall frozen honor be regarded,
Nor the coy faces of a Maids denying.
No more shall Virgins sigh, and say we dare not,
For men are false, and what they do they care not,
All shall be well again, then do not grieve,
Men shall be true, and Women shall believe.
Lovers rejoyce, what you shall say henceforth.
When you have caught your Sweet-hearts in your arms,
It shall be accounted Oracle, and Worth:
No more faint-hearted Girls shall dream of harms,
And cry they are too young, the god hath said,
Fifteen shall make a Mother of a Maid:
Then wise men, pull your Roses yet unblown,
Love hates the too ripe fruit that falls alone.
The Measure.
After the Measure, Enter Nilo and others.
Nilo. No more of this: here break your Rights for ever,
The Duke commands it so; Priest do not stare,
I must deface your Temple, though unwilling,
And your god Cupid here must make a Scare-crow
For any thing I know, or at the best,
Adorn a Chimney-piece.
Priest. Oh Sacriledge unheard of!
Nilo. This will not help it, take down the Image
And away with 'em.
Priest, change your coat you had best, all service now
Is given to men: Prayers above their hearing
Will prove but bablings: learn to lye and thrive,
'Twill prove your best profession: for the gods,
He that lives by 'em now, must be a beggar.
There's better holiness on earth they say,
Pray God it ask not greater sacrifice. Go home,
And if [y]our god be not deaf as well as blind,
He will [make] some smoak for it.
Gent. Sir—
Nilo. Gentlemen, there is no talking,
This must be done and speedily;
I have commission that I must not break.
Gent. We are gone, to wonder what shall follow.
Nilo. On to the next Temple. [Exeunt.
Cornets. Descendit Cupid.
Cupid. Am I then scorn'd? is my all-doing Will
And Power, that knows no limit, nor admits none,
Now look'd into by less than gods? and weak'ned
Am I, whose Bow struck terror through the earth,
No less than Thunder, and in this, exceeding
Even gods themselves; whose knees before my Altars
Now shook off; and contemn'd by such, whose lives
Are but my recreation! anger rise
My sufferance and my self are made the subject
Of sins against us. Go thou out displeasure,
Displeasure of a great god, flying thy self
Through all this Kingdom: sow what ever evils
Proud flesh is [taking of], amongst these Rebels:
And on the first heart that despise my Greatness,
Lay a strange misery, that all may know
Cupid's revenge is mighty; with his Arrow
Hotter than plagues or mine own anger, will I
Now nobly right my self: nor shall the prayers
Nor [sweete] smoaks on my Altars hold my hand,
Till I have left this a most wretched Land. [Exit.
Enter Hidaspes, and Cleophila.
Hidas. Cleophila, what was he that went hence?
Cleo. What means your Grace now?
Hidas. I mean that handsome man,
That something more than man I met at door.
Cleo. Here was no handsome man.
Hidas. Come, he's some one
You would preserve in private, but you want
Cunning to do it, and my eyes are sharper
Than yours, and can with one neglecting glance,
See all the graces of a man. Who was't?
Cleo. That went hence now?
Hidas. That went hence now, I, he.
Cleo. Faith here was no such one as your Grace thinks.
Zoylous your Brothers Dwarf went out but now.
Hidas. I think 'twas he: how bravely he past by:
Is he not grown a goodly Gentleman?
Cleo. A goodly Gentleman, Madam?
He is the most deformed fellow i'the Land.
Hidas. Oh blasphemy: he may perhaps to thee
Appear deform'd, for he is indeed
Unlike a man: his shape and colours are
Beyond the Art of Painting; he is like
Nothing that we have seen, yet doth resemble
Apollo, as I oft have fancied him,
When rising from his bed, he stirs himself
And shakes day from his hair.
Cleo. He resembles Apollo's Recorder.
Hidas. Cleophila, go send a Page for him,
And thou shalt see thy error, and repent. [Exit Cleo.
Alas, what do I feel, my bloud rebells,
And I am one of those I us'd to scorn,
My Maiden-thoughts are fled against my self,
I harbor Traitors in my Virginity,
That from my Childhood kept me company,
Is heavier than I can endure to bear:
Forgive me Cupid, for thou art a god,
And I a wretched creature; I have sinn'd,
But be thou merciful, and grant that yet
I may enjoy what thou wilt have me, Love.
Enter Cleo. and Zoy.
[Cleo.] Zoylous is here Madam.
Hida. He's there indeed.
Now be thine own Judge; see thou worse than mad,
Is he deformed? look upon those eyes,
That let all pleasure out into the world,
Unhappy that they cannot see themselves;
Look on his hair, that like so many beams,
Streaking the East, shoot light o'er half the world,
Look on him altogether, who is made
As if two Natures had contention
About their skill, and one had brought forth him.
Zoy. Ha, ha, ha: Madam, though Nature
Hath not given me so much
As others in my outward shew;
I bear a heart as loyal unto you
In this unsightly body (which you please
To make your mirth) as many others do
That are far more befriended in their births;
Yet I could wish my self much more deformed
Than yet I am, so I might make your Grace
More merry than you are, ha, ha, ha.
Hidas. Beshrew me then if I be merry;
But I[am] content whilst thou art with me:
Thou that art my Saint:
By hope of whose mild favour I do live
To tell thee so: I pray thee scorn me not;
Alas what can it add unto thy worth
To triumph over me, that am a Maid,
Without deceit? whose heart doth guide her tongue,
Drown'd in my passions; yet I will take leave
To call it reason that I dote on thee.
Cleo. The Princess is besides her Grace I think,
To talk thus with a fellow that will hardly
Serve i'th' dark when one is drunk.
Hida. What answer wilt thou give me?
Zoy. If it please your Grace to jest on, I can abide it.
Hida. If it be jest, not to esteem my life,
Compar'd with thee: If it be jest in me,
To hang a thousand kisses in an hour
Upon those Lips, and take 'em off again:
If it be jest for me to marry thee,
And take obedience on me whilst I live:
Then all I say is jest:
For every part of this, I swear by those
That see my thoughts, I am resolv'd to do,
And I beseech thee, by thine own white hand,
(Which pardon me, that I am bold to kiss
With so unworthy Lips) that thou wilt swear
To marry me, as I do here to thee,
Before the face of heaven.
Zoy. Marry you? ha, ha, ha.
Hida. Kill me or grant, wilt thou not speak at all?
Zoy. Why I will do your Will for ever.
Hida. I ask no more: but let me kiss that mouth
That is so merciful; that is my will:
Next go with me before the King in haste,
That is my Will; where I will make our Peers
Know, that thou art their better.
Zoy. Ha, ha, ha, that is fine, ha, ha, ha.
Cleo. Madam, what means your Grace?
Consider for the love of Heaven to what
You run madly; will you take this Viper
Into your bed?
Hida. Away, hold off thy hands:
Strike her sweet Zoylous, for it is my Will,
Which thou hast sworn to doe.
Zoy. Away for shame.
Know you no manners: ha, ha, ha. [Exit.
Cleo. Thou know'st none I fear,
This is just Cupid's Anger, Venus look down mildly on us:
And command thy Son to spare this Lady once, and let me
be in love with [all]: and none in love with me. [Exit.
Enter Ismenus, and Timantus.
Timan. Is your Lordship for the Wars this Summer?
Ismen. Timantus, wilt thou go with me?
Timan. If I had a Company, my Lord.
Ismen. Of Fidlers: Thou a company?
No, no, keep thy Company at home, and cause cuckolds:
The Wars will hurt thy face, there's no Semsters,
Shoomakers, nor Taylors, nor Almond-milk i'th' morning,
Nor poach'd Egs to keep your worship soluble,
No man to warm your Shirt, and blow your Roses:
Nor none to reverence your round lace Breeches:
If thou wilt needs goe, and goe thus,
Get a Case for thy Captainship, a shower will spoil thee else.
Thus much for thee.
Tim. Your Lordship's wondrous witty, very pleasant believe't. [Exit.
Enter Telamon, Dorialus, Agenor, Nisus, Leonti.
Leon. No news yet of my Son?
Tela. Sir, there be divers out in search:
No doubt they'll bring the truth where he is,
Or the occasion that led him hence.
Tim. They have good eyes then.
Leon. The gods goe with them:
Who be those that wait there?
Tele. The Lord Ismenus, your General, for his dispatch.
Leon. Oh Nephew: we have no use to imploy your
Virtue in our War: now the Province is well setled.
Hear you aught of the Marquis?
Ismen. No Sir.
Leon. 'Tis strange he should be gone thus:
These five days he was not seen.
Tim. I'll hold my [life], I could bolt him in an hour:
Leon. Where's my Daughter?
Dori. About the purging of the Temples, Sir.
Leon. She's chaste and virtuous; fetch her to me,
And tell her I am pleas'd to grant her now
Her last request, without repenting me. [Exit Nis.
Be it what it will: she is wise, Dorialus
And will not press me farther than a Father.
Dor. I pray the best may follow; yet if your Grace
Had taken the opinions of your people,
At least of such, whose wisdoms ever wake
About your safety, I may say it, Sir,
Under your noble pardon: that this change
Either had been more honor to the gods,
Or I think not at all. Sir, the Princess.
Enter Hidaspes, Nisus, and Zoylus.
Leon. Oh my Daughter, my health!
And did I say my soul, I ly'd not;
Thou art so near me, speak, and have whatever
Thy wise Will leads thee too: had I a Heaven,
It were too poor a place for such a goodness.
Dor. What's here?
Agen. An Apes skin stuft I think, 'tis so plump.
Hida. Sir, you have past your word,
Still be a Prince, and hold you to it.
Wonder not I press you, my life lies in your word:
If you break that, you have broke my heart, I must ask
That's my shame, and your Will must not deny me:
Now for Heaven be not forsworn.
Leon. By the gods I will not,
I cannot, were there no other power,
Than my love call'd to a witness of it.
Dor. They have much reason to trust,
You have forsworn one of 'em out o'th' countrey already.
Hida. Then this is my request: This Gent.
Be not ashamed, Sir:
You are worth a Kingdom.
Leon. In what?
Hida. In the way of marriage.
Leon. How?
Hida. In the way of marriage, it must be so,
Your oath is ti'd to Heaven: as my love to him.
Leon. I know thou dost but try my age,
Come ask again.
Hida. If I should ask all my life-time, this is all still.
Sir, I am serious, I must have this worthy man without
enquiring why; and suddenly, and freely:
Doe not look for reason or obedience in my words:
My love admits no wisdom:
Only haste, and hope hangs on my fury,
Speak Sir, speak, but not as a Father,
I am deaf and dull to counsel: inflamed blood
Hears nothing but my Will;
For Gods sake speak.
Dor. Here's a brave alteration.
Nis. This comes of Chastity.
Hida. Will not you speak Sir?
Agen. The god begins his vengeance; what a sweet youth
he has sent us here, with a pudding in's belly!
Leon. Oh let me never speak,
Or with my words let me speak out my life;
Thou power abus'd: great Love, whose vengeance now we
feel and fear, have mercy on this Land.
Nis. How does your Grace?
Leon. Sick, very sick I hope.
Dor. Gods comfort you.
Hida. Will not you speak? is this your Royal word?
Do not pull perjurie upon your soul.
Sir, you are old, and near your punishment; remember.
Leon. Away base woman.
Hidas. Then be no more my Father, but a plague,
I am bound to pray against: be any sin
May force me to despair, and hang my self,
Be thy name never more remembred King
But in example of a broken faith,
And curst even to forgetfulness:
May thy Land bring forth such Monsters as thy Daughter is!
I am weary of my rage. I pray forgive me,
And let me have him, will you Noble Sir?
Leon. Mercy, mercy heaven:
Thou heir of all dishonor, shamest thou not to draw
This little moisture left for life, thus rudely from me?
Carry that slave to death.
Zoy. For heavens sake Sir, it is no fault of mine,
That she will love me.
Leon. To death with him, I say.
Hida. Then make haste Tyrant, or I'll be for him:
This is the way to Hell.
Leon. Hold fast, I charge you away with him.
Hida. Alas old man, Death hath more doors than one,
And I will meet him. [Exit Hida.
Leon. Dorialus, Pray see her in her chamber,
And lay a guard about her:
The greatest curse the gods lay on our frailties,
Is Will and Disobedience in our Issues,
Which we beget as well as them to plague us,
With our fond loves; Beasts you are only blest
That have that happy dulness to forget
What you have made, your young ones grieve not you
They wander where they list, and have their ways
Without dishonor to you; and their ends,
Fall on 'em without sorrow of their Parents,
Or after ill remembrance: Oh this Woman
Would I had made my self a Sepulcher,
When I made her: Nephew, where is the Prince?
Pray God he have not more part of her baseness
Than of her bloud about him.
Gentlemen: where is he?
Ism. I know not Sir.
H'as his ways by himself, is too wise for my company.
Leon. I do not like this hiding of himself,
From such society as his person:
Some of it ye needs must know.
Isme. I am sure not I: nor have known twice this ten
days, which if I were as proud as some of 'em, I should take
scurvily, but he is a young man.
Let him have [his] swinge, 'twill make him.
[Timantus whispers to the Duke.
There's some good matter now in hand:
How the slave jeers and grins; the Duke is pleas'd,
There's a new pair of Scarlet Hose now, and as much
Money to spare, as will fetch the old from pawn, a Hat and
a Cloak to goe out to morrow:
Garters and Stockings come by nature.
Leon. Be sure of this.
Tima. I durst not speak else, Sir.
Actus Secundus. Scæna Prima.
Cornets. Descend Cupid.
Cupid.
Leucippus thou art shot through with a shaft
That will not rankle long, yet sharp enough
To sow a world of helpless misery—
In this [happie] Kingdom, dost thou think
Because thou art a Prince, to make a part
Against my power, but it is all the fault
Of thy old Father, who believes [his] age
Is cold enough to quench my burning Darts,
But he shall know e'r long, that my smart loose,
Can thaw Ice, and inflame the wither'd heart
Of Nestor, thou thy self art lightly struck,
But his mad love, shall publish that the rage
Of Cupid, has the power to conquer Age. [Exit.
Enter Bacha, and Leucippus, Bacha, a Handkerchief.
Leu. Why, what's the matter?
Bacha. Have you got the spoil
You thirsted for? Oh tyrannie of men!
Leu. I pray thee leave.
Bacha. Your envy is, Heaven knows,
Beyond the reach of all our feeble sex:
What pain alas, could it have been to you,
If I had kept mine honor? you might still
Have been a Prince, and still this Countreys Heir,
That innocent Guard which I till now had kept,
For my defence, my virtue, did it seem
So dangerous in a State, that your self came to suppress it?
Leu. Drie thine eyes again, I'll kiss thy tears away,
This is but folly, 'tis past all help.
Bacha. Now you have won the treasure,
'Tis my request that you would leave me thus:
And never see these empty Walls again,
I know you will do so, and well you may:
For there is nothing in 'em that's worth
A glance, I loath my self, and am become
Another Woman; One methinks with whom
I want acquaintance.
Leu. If I do offend thee, I can be gone,
And though I love thy sight, so highly do I prize thine own
content, that I will leave thee.
Bac. Nay, you may stay now;
You should have gone before: I know not now
Why I should fear you: All I should have kept
Is stol'n: Nor is it in the power of man
To rob me farther: if you can invent,
Spare not; No naked man fears robbing less
Than I doe: now you may for ever stay.
Leu. Why, I could do thee farther wrong.
Bac. You have a deeper reach in evill than I:
'Tis past my thoughts.
Leu. And past my will to act: but trust me I could do it.
Bac. Good Sir do, that I may know there is a wrong
beyond what you have done me.
Leu. I could tell all the world what thou hast done.
Bac. Yes you may tell the world
And do you think I am so vain to hope
You will not? you can tell the world but this,
That I am a widow, full of tears in shew,
My Husband dead: And one that lov'd me so,
Hardly a week, forgot my modestie,
And caught with youth and greatness,
Gave my self to live in sin with you;
This you may tell: And this I do deserve.
Leu. Why dost thou think me so base to tell!
These limbs of mine shall part
From one another on a wrack,
Ere I disclose; But thou dost utter words
That much afflict me: you did seem as ready
Sweet Bacha, as my self.
Bac. You are right a man: when they have 'witcht us
into miserie, poor innocent souls,
They lay the fault on us:
But be it so; for Prince Leucippus sake
I will bear any thing.
Leucip. Come weep no more,
I wrought thee to it, it was my fault:
Nay, see if thou wilt leave? Here, take this pearl,
Kiss me sweet Bacha, and receive this purse.
Bacha. What should I do with these? they will not
deck my mind.
Leucip. Why keep 'em to remember me.
I must be gone, I have been absent long:
I know the Duke my Father is in rage,
But I will see thee suddenly again.
Farewell my Bacha.
Bacha. Gods keep you,
Do you he[a]re Sir: pray give me a point to wear.
Leu. Alas good Bacha, take on[e], I pray thee where thou wilt.
Bac. Coming from you. This Point is of as high
Esteem with me, as all pearl and gold: nothing but good
be ever with or near you.
Leu. Fare thee well mine own good Bacha;
I will make all haste. [Exit.
Bacha. Just as you are a Dosen I [e]steem you:
No more, does he think I would prostitute
My self for love? it was the love of these pearls
And gold that won me, I confess
I lust more after him than any other,
And would at any rate if I had store,
Purchase his fellowship: but being poor,
I'll both enjoy his bodie and his purse,
And he a Prince, nere think my self the worse.
Enter Leontius, Leucippus, Ismenus, Timantus.
Leon. Nay, you must back and shew us what it is,
That 'witches you out of your Honor thus.
Bacha. Who's that?
Tima. Look there Sir.
Leon. Lady, never flye you are betray'd.
Bacha. Leave me my tears a while,
And to my Just rage give a little place:
What saucy man are you, that without leave,
Enter upon a Widows mournfull house?
You hinder a dead man from many tears.
Who did deserve more than the world can shed,
Though they should weep themselves to Images.
If not for love of me, yet of your self
Away, for you can bring no [comfort] to me.
But you may carry hence, you know not what.
Nay sorrow is infectious.
Leon. Thou thy self
Art grown infectious: wouldst thou know my name?
I am the Duke, father to this young-man
Whom thou corrupt'st.
Bacha. Has he th[e]n told him all?
Leuc. You do her wrong Sir.
Bacha. O he has not told. Sir I beseech you pardon
My wild tongue, directed by a weak distemper'd head
Madded with grief: Alas I did not know
You were my Sovereign; but now you may
Command my poor unworthy life,
Which will be none I hope ere long.
Leon. All thy dissembling will never hide thy shame:
And wer't not more respecting Womanhood in
General, than any thing in thee, thou shouldst
Be made such an example, that posteritie,
When they would speak most bitterly, should say,
Thou art as impudent as Bacha was.
Bacha. Sir, though you be my King, whom I will
Serve in all just causes: yet when wrongfully
You seek to take my Honor, I will rise
Thus, and defie you; for it is a Jewell
Dearer than you can give, which whilst I keep,
(Though in this lowly house) I shall esteem
My self above the Princes of the earth
That are without it. If the Prince your son,
Whom you accuse me with, know how to speak
Dishonor of me, if he do not do it,
The plagues of hell light on him, may he never
Govern this Kingdome: here I chalenge him
Before the face of heaven, my Liege, and these,
To speak the worst he can: if he will lye,
To lose a womans fame, I'll say he is
Like you (I think I cannot call him worse.)
He's dead, that with his life would have defended
My reputation and I forct to play
(That which I am) the foolish woman,
And use my liberal tongue.
Leu. Is't possible! we men are children in our
Carriages, compar'd with women: 'wake thy self
For shame, and leave not her whose honor thou
Shou'dst keep safe as thine own, alone to free her self:
But I am prest I know not how, with guilt,
And feel my conscience (never us'd to lye)
Loth to allow my tongue to add a lye
To that too much I did: but it is lawfull
To defend her, that only for my Love lov'd evill.
Leon. Tell me, why did you Leucip: stay here so long?
Leu. If I can urge ought from me but a truth,
Hell take me.
Leon. What's the matter, why speak you not?
Tima. Alas good Sir, forbear
To urge the Prince, you see his shamefastness.
Bacha. What does he say Sir? if thou be a Prince
Shew it, and tell the truth.
Ismen. If you have lain with her tell your Father
No doubt but he has done as ill before now:
The Gentlewoman will be proud on't.
Bacha. For God's sake speak.
Leu. Have you done prating yet?
Ismen. Who prates?
Leu. Thou know'st I do not speak to thee Ismenus:
But what said you Tima; concerning my shamefastness?
Tima. Nothing I hope that might displease your
Highness.
Leu. If any of thy great, Great-grandmothers
This thousand years, had been as chast as she,
It would have made thee honester, I stay'd
To he[a]re what you wou'd say: she is by heaven
Of the most strict and blameless chastitie
That ever woman was: (good gods forgive me)
Had Tarquin, met with her, she had been kil'd
With a Slave by her ere she had agreed:
I lye with her! wou'd I might perish then.
Our Mothers, whom we all must reverence,
Could nere exceed her for her chastitie,
Upon my soul: for by this light she's
A most obstinate modest creature.
Leon. What did you with her then so long Leucippus?
Leu. I'll tell you Sir: You see she's beautifull.
Leon. I see it well.
Leu. Mov'd by her face,
I came with lustful thoughts,
Which was a fault in me:
But telling truth, something more pardonable,
(And for the world I will not lye to you:)
Proud of my self, I thought a Princes name
Had power to blow 'em down flat of their backs;
But here I found a Rock not to be shook:
For as I hope for good Sir, all the battery
That I could lay to her, or of my person,
My greatness, or gold, could nothing move her.
Leon. 'Tis very strange, being so young and fair.
Leu. She's almost thirty Sir.
Leon. How do you know her age so just?
Leu. She told it me her self
Once when she went about to shew by reason
I should leave wooing her.
Leon. She stains the ripest Virgins of her age.
Leu. If I had sin'd with her, I would be loth
To publish her disgrace: but by my life
I would have told it you, because I think
You would have pardon'd me the rather:
And I will tell you father: By this light Sir,
(But that I never will bestow my self
But to your liking) if she now would have me,
I now would marry her.
Leon. How's that Leucippus!
Leu. Sir, will you pardon me one fault, which yet
I have not done, but had a will to do, and I will tell it?
Leon. Be't what it will I pardon thee.
Leu. I offered marriage to her.
Leon. Did she refuse it?
Leucip. With that earnestn[e]ss, and almost scorn
To think of any other after her lost Mate, that she
Made me think my self unworthy of her.
Leon. You have stay'd too long Leucippus.
Leu. Yes Sir, forgive me Heaven, what multitude
Of oaths have I bestow'd on lies, and yet they were
Officious lyes, there was no malice in 'em.
Leon. She is the fairest creature that ever I beheld;
And then so chaste, 'tis wonderfull: the more I look
On her, the more I am amaz'd.
I have long thought of a wife, and one I would have
Had, but that I was afraid to meet a woman
That might abuse my age: but here she is
Whom I may trust to; of a chastitie
Impregnable, and approved so by my son:
The meaness of her birth will still preserve her
In due obedience; and her beauty is
Of force enough to pull me back to youth.
My son once sent away, whose rivall-ship
I have just cause to fear, if power, o[r] gold,
Or wit, can win her to me, she is mine.
Nephew Ismenus, I have new intelligence,
Your Province is unquiet still.
Ismen. [Ime] glad on't.
Leon. And so dangerously, that I must send the
Prince in person with you.
Ismen. [Ime] glad of that too: Sir, will you dispatch us
We shall wither here for ever.
Leon. You shall be dispatcht within this hour:
Leucippus, never wonder, nor ask, it must be thus.
Lady I ask your pardon, whose virtue I have
Slubberd with my tongue, and you shall ever be
Chast in my memory hereafter;
But we old men often doat: to make amends for
My great fault, receive that Ring:
I'm sorry for your grief, may it soon leave you:
Come my Lords lets begon. [Exeunt.
Bacha. Heaven bless your Grace.
One that had but so much modestie left, as to blush,
Or shrink a little at his first encounter,
Had been undone; where I come off with honor,
And gain too: they that never wou'd be tract
In any course, by the most subtle sense
Must bear it through with frontless impudence. [Exit.
Enter Dorialus, Agenor, Nisus.
Dor. Gentlemen this is a strange peece of Justice,
To put the wretched Dwarf to death because
She doated on him; Is she not a woman, and
Subject to those mad figaries her whole Sex
Is infected with? Had she lov'd you, or you, or I,
Or all on's (as indeed the more the merryer still
With them) must we therefore have our heads par'd
With a Hatchet? So she may love all the Nobility
Out o'th Dukedome in a month, and let the raskals in.
Nis. You will not, or you do not see the need
That makes this just to the world?
Dor. I cannot tell, I would be loth to feel it:
But the best is, she loves not proper men, we three
Were in wise cases else: but make me know this need.
[N]is. Why yes: He being taken away, this base incontinence dyes presently, and she must see her shame and sorrow for it.
Dor. Pray God she do: but was the Sprat beheaded, Or did they swing him about like a chickin, and so break his neck?
Agen. Yes, he was beheaded, and a solemn Justice made of it.
Dor. That might have been deducted.
Agenor. Why how would you have had him dyed?
Dori. Faith I would have had him rosted like a warden in a brown paper, and no more talk on't: or a feather stuck in's head, like a Quail: or a hanged him in a Dog-coller: what should he be beheaded? we shall have it grow so base shortly, Gentlemen will be out of love with it.
Nis. I wonder from whence this of the Dwarf's first sprung?
Dor. From an old leacherous pair of breeches that lay upon a wench to keep her warm: for certainly they are no mans work: and I am sure a Monkey would get one of the guard to this fellow, he was no bigger than a small Portmanteu, and much about that making if'tad legs.
Age. But Gentlemen, what say you to the Prince?
Nis. I, concerning his being sent I know not whither.
Dorialus. Why then he will come home I know not when: you shall pardon me, I'll talk no more of this subject, but say, gods be with him where ere he is, and send him well home again: For why, he is gone, or when he will return, let them know that directed him: Only this, there's mad Morisco's in the state; but what they are, I'll tell you when I know. Come, let's go, hear all, and say nothing.
Agen. Content. [Exeunt.
Enter Timantus, and Telamon.
Tela. Timantus, is the Duke ready yet?
Tima. Almost.
Tela. What ails him?
Tima. Faith I know not, I think he has dreamt he's but eighteen: has been wors[e] since he sent you forth for the frizling iron.
Tel. That cannot be, he lay in Gloves all night, and this morning I brought him a new Periwig, with a lock at it, and knockt up a swing in's chamber.
Tim. O but since, his Taylor came, and they have fallen out about the fashion on's cloaths: and yonders a fellow come, has board a hole in's ear; and he has bespoke a Vaulting-horse, you shall see him come forth presently: he looks like Winter, stuck here and there with fresh flowers.
Tela. Will he not Tilt think you?
Tima. I think he will.
Tela. What does he mean to doe?
Tim. I know not: but by this light I think he is in love; he wou'd ha' bin shav'd but for me.
Tela. In love with whom?
Tim. I could guess, but you shall pardon me: he will take me along with him some-whither.
Tela. I overheard him ask your opinion of some bodies beauty.
Tima. Yes, there it goes, that makes him so youthfull, and h'as layd by his Crutch, and halts now with a leading staff.
Enter Leontine with a staff and a looking glass.
Leon. Timantus.
Tim. Sir.
Leon. This Feather is not large enough.
Tim. Yes faith, 'tis such [a] one as the rest of the young Gallants wear.
Leon. Telamon, does it doe well?
Tela. Sir, it becomes you, or you become it, the rareliest—
Leon. Away, dost think so?
Tela. Think Sir? I know it. Sir, the Princess, is past all hope of life since the Dwarf was put to death.
Leon. Let her be so, I have other matters in hand: but this same Taylor angers me, he has made my doublet so wide: and see, the knave has put no points at my arme.
Tima. Those will be put to quickly Sir, upon any occasion.
Leon. Telamon, have you bid this Dancer come a mornings?
Tela. Yes Sir.
Leon. Tmantus, let me see the glass again: look you how careless you are grown, is this tooth well put in?
Tima. Which Sir?
Leon. This Sir.
Tima. It shall be.
Telam. Me thinks that tooth should put him in mind on's years: and Timantus, stands as if (seeing the Duke, in such a youthfull habit) he were looking in's mouth how old he were.
Leon. So, so.
Tela. Will you have your Gown sir?
Leon. My Gown? why, am I sick? bring me my Sword. [Exit Tela.
[Timantus,] Let a couple of the great horses be brought out for us.
Tima. He'll kill himself. Why, will you ride Sir:
Leon. Ride? Dost thou think I cannot ride?
Timan. O yes Sir, I know it: but as I conceive your journey, you wou'd have it private; and then you were better take a Coach.
Leon. These Coaches make me sick: yet 'tis no matter, let it be so.
Enter Telamon with a sword.
Tel. Sir, here's your sword.
Leon. O well sed: let me see it, I could me thinks
Why Telamon, bring me another: what, thinkst thou
I will wear a sword in vain?
Tela. He has not strength enough to draw it,
A yoak of Fleas ty'd to a hair would have drawn it.
'Tis out sir now, the Scabbard is broke.
Leon. O put it up again, and on with it; me thinks I
am not drest till I feel my sword on.
Telamon, if any of my counsell aske for me,
Say I am gone to take the air.
Tima. He has not been drest this twenty years then, If
this vain hold but a week, he will learn to play o'th base
violl and sing to't: He's poetical alreadie;
For I have spide a Sonnet on's making lye by's beds side,
I'll be so unmannerly to read it. [Exit.
Enter Hidaspes, Cleophila, and Hero, Hidaspes in a Bed.
[Hida.] He's dead, he's dead, and I am following.
Cleo. Ask Cupid mercie Madam.
Hida. O my heart.
Cleo. Help!
Hero. Stir her:
Hida. O, O!
Cleo. She's going, wretched wom[e]n that we are:
Look to her, and I'll pray the while.
Hero. Why Madam? [Shee kneels.
Cleo. Cupid, pardon what is past,
And forgive our sins at last,
Then we will be coy no more,
But thy Deity Adore,
Troths at fifteen we will plight,
And will tread a Dance [each] night.
In the fields, or by the Fire,
With the youths that have desire. (How does she yet?)
Cleo. Given Ear-rings we will wear,
Bracelets of our Lovers hair,
Which they on our Arms shall twist,
With their Names carv'd on our wrist:
All the money that we owe,
We in Tokens will bestow:
And learn to write, that when 'tis sent,
Onely our Loves know what it meant:
O then pardon what is past,
And forgive our Sins at last. (What, Mends she?)
Hero. Nothing, you do it not wantonly, you shou'd sing.
[Cleo. Why?
Hero. Leave, leave, 'tis now too late.
Shee is dead: Her last is breathed.]
Cleo. What shall we doe.
Hero. Go run,
And tell the Duke; And whilst I'll close her eyes.
Thus I shut thy faded light,
And put it in eternall night.
Where is she can boldly say
Though she be as fresh as May:
She shall not by this Corps be laid,
Ere to morrows light doe fade.
Let us all now living be,
Warn'd by thy strict Chastitie;
And marry all fast as we can,
Till then we keep a piece of man,
Wrongfully from them that owe it
Soon may every Maid bestow it. [Exeunt.
Enter Bacha and a Maid.
Bac. Who is it?
Maid. Forsooth there's [a] gallant Coach at the dore,
And the brave old man in't, that you said was the Duke.
Bacha. Cupid, grant he may be taken. Away:
Maid. He is coming up, and looks the swaggeringst, and has such glorious cloaths.
Bac. Let all the house see me sad, and see all handsome.
Enter Leontius, and Timantus, a Jewell and a Ring.
Leon. Nay widow flie not back, we come not now to chide, stand up and bid me welcome.
Bac. To a poor widows house that knows no end of her ill fortune: your Highness is most welcome.
Leon. Come kiss me then, this is but manners widow: Nere fling your head aside, I have more cause of grief than you: my Daughters dead: but what? 'Tis nothing. Is the rough French horse brought to the dore? They say he is a high goer, I shall soon try his mettle.
Tim. He will be Sir, and the gray Barbary, they are fiery both.
Leon. They are the better: Before the gods I am lightsome, very lightsome: How doest thou like me widow?
Bach. As a person in whom all graces are.
Leon. Come, come, ye flatter: I'll clap your cheek for that, and you shall not be angry.
Hast no Musick: Now could I cut three times with ease, and do a cross point, should shame all your gallants.
Bacha. I do believe you, and your self too: Lord what a fine old Zany my Love has made him! 'Is mine, I am sure: Heaven make me thankful for him.
[Leon.] Tell me how old thou art, my pretty sweet heart?
Timantus. Your Grace will not buy her, she may trip Sir?
Bacha. My sorrow showes me elder then I am by many years.
Leon. Thou art so witty I must kiss agen.
Tima. Indeed her Age lyes not in her mouth: nere look it there Sir, she has a better Register, if it be not burnt.
Leon. I will kiss thee, I am a fire Timantus.
Tima. Can you chuse Sir, having such heavenly fire before you?
Leon. Widow, guess why I come, I prethee do.
Bacha. I cannot Sir, unless you be pleas'd to make a mirth out of my rudeness: and that I hope your pity will not let ye, the subject is so Barren: Bite King, Bite, I'll let you play a while.
Leon. Now as I am an honest man, I'll tell thee truely, how many foot did I Jump yesterday Timantus?
Tim. Fourteen of your own, and some three fingers.
Bacha. This fellow lyes as lightly, as if hee were in cut
Taffata.
Alas good Almanack get thee to Bed, and tell what
weather we shall have to morrow.
Leon. Widow I am come in short to be a Suiter.
Bacha. For whom?
Leon. Why by my troth, I come to wooe thee wench:
And win thee for my self: Nay, look upon me:
I have about me that will do it.
Bac. Now Heaven defend me, your Whore [you] shall never:
I thank the Gods, I have a little left me to keep me warm,
and honest: if your grace take not that, I seek no more.
Leon. I am so far from taking any thing, I'll add unto
thee.
Bach. Such Additions may be for your ease Sir,
Not my honestie: I am well in being single, good Sir seek
another, I am no meat for money.
Leon. Shall I fight for thee?
This sword shall cut his throat, that dars lay claim
But to a Finger of thee, but to a look, I would
See such a fellow.
Bac. It would be but a cold sight to you:
This is the father of S. George a foot-back,
Can such dry mumming talk.
Tim. Before the gods, your grace lookes like Æneas.
Bac. He looks like his old father upon his back,
Crying to get Aboord.
Leon. How shall I win thy love, I pray thee tell me?
I'll marry thee if thou desirest that: That is an honest
Course, I am in good earnest, and presently within this hour,
[I] am mad for thee: prethee deny me not,
For as I live I'll pine thee, but I'll have thee.
Bacha. Now he's in the Toyl, I'll hold him fast.
Tima. You do not know what 'tis to be a Queen,
Go too you Maid, else what the old man falls short of,
there's others can eech out, when you please to call on 'em.
Bacha. I understand you not, Love I adore thee,
Sir, on my knees I give you hearty thanks, for so much
Honoring your humble Hand-mayd above her birth:
Far more her weak deservings, I dare not trust the Envious
tongues of all that must repine at my unworthy rising.
Beside, you have many fair ones in your Kingdome
Born to such worth: O turn your self about
And make a Noble choice.
Leon. If I do, let me famish: I will have thee,
Or break up house, and boord here.
Bac. Sir, you may command an unwilling woman to obey ye: but heaven knows—
Leon. No more: these half a dozen kisses, and this Jewell, and every thing I have, and away with me, and clap it up; and have a boy by morning Timantus. let one be sent post for my son again: and for Ismenus, they are scarce twenty miles on their way yet, by that time we'll be married.
Tima. There shall Sir. [Exeunt.
Actus Tertii. Scæna Prima.
Enter Dorialus, Agenor, Nisus.
Nisus.
Is not this a fine marriage?
Agenor. Yes, yes, let it alone.
Dor. I, I, the King may marry whom's list, let's talk of other matters.
Nis. Is the Prince coming home certainly?
Dor. Yes, yes, he was sent post for yesterday, lets make haste we'll see how his new Mother-in-law will entertain him.
Nis. Why well I warrant you: did you not mark how humbly she carried her self to us on her marriage day, acknowledging her own unworthiness, and that she would be our servant.
Dor. But mark what's done.
Nis. Regard not shew.
Age. O God! I knew her when I have been off'red her to be brought to my bed for five [pound]: whether it could have been perform'd or no, I know not.
Nis. Her Daughters a pretty Lady.
Dor. Yes: and having had but mean bringing up, it talks the pretilest and innocentliest, the Queen will be so angry to hear her betray her breeding by her language: but I am perswaded she's well dispos'd.
Agenor. I think better than her Mother.
Nis. Come, we stay too long. [Exeunt.
Enter Leucippus, and Ismenus.
Isme. How now man, strook dead with a tale?
Leu. No, but with a truth.
Isme. Stand [of] your self: can you endure blows, and shrink at words?
Leu. Thou knowst I have told thee all.
Isme. But that all's nothing to make you thus: your Sisters dead.
Leu. That's much, but not the most.
Isme. Why, for the other let her marry and hang, 'tis no purpos'd fault of yours: and if your Father will needs have your cast Whore, you shall shew the duty of a child better in being contented, and bidding much good doe his good old heart with her, than in repining thus at it; let her go: what, there are more wenches man, we'll have another.
Leu. O thou art vain, thou knowst I doe not love her:
What shall I doe? I would my tongue had led me
To any other thing, but blasphemy,
So I had mist commending of this woman,
Whom I must reverence now: she is my Mother,
My sin Ismenus has wrought all this ill:
And I beseech thee, to be warn'd by me,
And doe not lye, if any man should aske thee
But How thou dost, or What a clock 'tis now.
Be sure thou doe not lye, make no excuse
For him that is most near thee: never let
The most officious falsehood scape thy tongue,
For they above (that are intirely truth)
Will make that seed, which thou hast sown
Of lyes, yield miseries a thousand fold
Upon thine head, as they have done on mine.
Enter Timantus.
Tim. Sir, your Highness is welcome home, the Duke and Queen will presently come forth to you.
Leu. I'll wait on them.
Tima. Worthy Ismenus, I pray you, have you sped in your wars?
Isme. This Rogue mocks me. Well Timantus, Pray how have you sped here at [home] at shovelboord?
Tim. Faith reasonable. How many Towns have you taken in this Summer?
Isme. How many Stags have you been at the death of this grass?
Tima. A number: 'Pray how is the Province settled?
Isme. Prethee how does the dun Nag?
Tim. I think you mock me my Lord.
Isme. Mock thee? Yes by my troth doe I: why what wouldst thou have me doe with thee? Art good for any thing else?
Enter Leontius, Bacha, Dorialus, Agenor, Nisus, Telamon.
Leu. My good Ismenus, hold me by the wrist:
And if thou see'st me fainting, wring me hard,
For I shall swoon again else.— [Kneels.
Leon. Welcome my son; rise, I did send for thee
Back from the province, by thy Mothers counsell,
Thy good Mother here, who loves thee well:
She would not let me venture all my joy
Amongst my enemies: I thank thee for her,
And none but thee, I took her on thy word.
Leucip. Pinch harder.
Leon. And she shall bid thee welcome: I have now
Some near affairs, but I will drink a Health
To thee anon: Come Telamon, [Ime] grown
Lustier, I thank thee for't, since I marryed;
I can stand now alone, why Telamon,
And never stagger. [Exit Leontius, Telamon.
Bac. Welcome most noble Sir, whose fame is come
Hither before you: out alas you scorn me,
And teach me what to doe.
Leu. No, you are my Mother.
Bacha. Far unworthy of that name God knows:
But trust me, here before these Lords,
I am no more but Nurse unto the Duke;
Nor will I breed a faction in the State,
It is too much for me that I am rais'd
Unto his bed, and will remain the servant
Of you that did it.
Leu. Madam I will serve you
As shall become me. O dissembling woman!
Whom I must reverence though. Take from thy
Quiver, sure-aim'd Apollo; one of thy swift darts,
Headed with thy consuming golden beams,
And let it melt this body into mist,
That none may find it.
Bac. Shall I beg my Lords
This Room in private for the Prince and me? [Exeunt all but Leu. and Bach.
Leu. What will she say now?
Bach. I must still enjoy him:
Yet there is still left in me a spark of woman,
That wishes he [w]ould move it, but he stands,
As if he grew there with his eyes on earth,
Sir, you and I when we were last together
Kept not this distance as we were afraid
Of blasting by our selves.
Leu. Madam 'tis true, Heaven pardon it.
Bach. Amen Sir.
You may think that I have done you wrong in this strange marriage.
Leu. 'Tis past now.
Bach. But it was no fault of mine:
The world had call'd me mad, had I refus'd
The King: nor layd I any train to catch him,
It was your own Oaths did it.
Leu. 'Tis a truth: that takes my sleep away, but
Would to Heaven, if it had so been pleas'd, you had
Refus'd him, though I had gratifi'd that courtesie
With having you my self: But since 'tis thus,
I doe beseech you that you will be honest
From henceforth; and not abuse his credulous Age,
Which you may easily doe. As for my self
What I can say, you know alas too well
Is ty'd within me, here it will sit like lead,
But shall offend no other, it will pluck me
Back from my ent'rance into any mirth,
As if a servant came, and whisper'd with me
Of some friends death, but I will bear my self,
To you, with all the due obedience
A son owes to a Mother: more than this,
Is not in me, but I must leave the rest to the
Just gods: who in their blessed time,
When they have given me punishment enough,
For my rash Sin, will mercifully find
As unexpected means to ease my grief
As they did now to bring it.
Bac. Grown so godly? this must not be.
And I will be to you, no other than a natural Mother ought;
And for my honesty, so you will swear
Never to urge me, I shall keep it safe from any other.
Leu. Bless me I should urge you?
Bacha. Nay but swear then that I may be at peace,
For I doe feel a weakness in my self,
That can denie you nothing, if you tempt me,
I shall embrace Sin as it were a friend, and run to meet it.
Leu. If you knew how far
It were from me, you would not urge an Oath.
But for your satisfaction, when I tempt you.
Bac. Swear not: I cannot move him, this sad talk
Of things past help, does not become us well.
Shall I send one for my Musicians, and we'll dance?
Leu. Dance Madam?
Bac. Yes, Alavalta.
Leu. I cannot dance Madam.
Bac. Then lets be merry.
Leu. I am as my Fortunes bid me.
Do not you see me sowr?
Bac. Yes.
And why think you I smile?
Leu. I am so far from any joy my self,
I cannot fancie a cause of mirth.
Bac. I'll tell you, we are alone:
Leu. Alone?
Bac. Yes.
Bac. What then? you make my smiling now
Break into laughter: what think you is to be done then?
Leu. We shou'd pray to Heaven for mercy.
Bacha. Pray? that were a way indeed
To pass the time: but I will make you blush,
To see a bashfull woman teach a man
What we should doe alone: try again
If you can find it out.
Leu. I dare not think I understand you.
Bac. I must teach you then; Come, kiss me.
Leu. Kiss you?
Bac. Yes, be not asham'd:
You did it not your self, I will forgive you.
Leuc. Keep you displeas'd gods, the due respect
I ought to bear unto this wicked woman,
As she is now my Mother, Haste within me,
Lest I add sins to sins, till no repentance will cure me.
Bac. Leave these melancholly moods,
That I may swear thee welcome on thy Lipps
A thousand times.
Leuc. Pray leave this wicked talk,
You doe not know to what my Fathers wrong
May urge me.
Bac. I'm careless, and doe weigh
The world, my life, and all my after hopes
Nothing without thy Love, mistake me not:
Thy Love, as I have had it, free and open
As wedlock is, within it self, what say you?
Leu. Nothing.
Bac. Pitty me, behold a Duchess
Kneels for thy mercie, and I swear to you
Though I should lye with you, it is no Lust,
For it desires no change, I could with you
Content my self; what answer will you give?
Leuc. They that can answer must be less amaz'd,
Than I am now: you see my tears deliver
My meaning to you.
Bac. Shall I be contem'd? thou art a beast, worse than a savage beast,
To let a Lady kneel, to beg that thing
Which a right man would offer.
Leu. 'Tis your will Heaven: but let me bear me like
My self, how ever she does.
Bac. Were you made an Eunuch, since you went hence?
Yet they have more desire than I can find in you:
How fond was I to beg thy love! I'll force thee to my will
Dost thou not know that I can make the King
Dote as my list? yield quickly, or by Heaven
I'll have thee kept in prison for my purpose,
Where I will make thee serve my turn, and have thee fed
With such meats as best shall fit my ends
And not thy health, why dost not speak to me?
And when thou dost displease me, and art grown
Less able to perform; then I will have thee
Kill'd and forgotten: Are you striken dumb?
Leu. All you have nam'd but making of me sin
With you, you may command, but never that;
Say what you will, I'll hear you as becomes me,
If you speak, I will not follow your counsell,
Neither will I tell the world to your disgrace,
But give you the just honor
That is due from me to my Father's wife.
Bac. Lord how full of wise formality you [are] grown
Of late: but you were telling me
You could have wisht that I had marry'd you,
If you will swear so yet, I'll make away the King.
Leuc. You are a strumpet.
Bacha. Nay, I care not
For all your Railings: They will Batter walls
And take in Towns, as soon as trouble me:
Tell him, I care not, I shall undoe you only, which is no matter.
Leu. I appeal to you still, and for ever, that are
And cannot be other, Madam, I see 'tis in your power
To work your will on him: And I desire you
To lay what trains you will for my wish'd death,
But suffer him to find his quiet grave
In peace; Alas he never did you wrong,
And farther I beseech you pardon me,
For the ill word I gave you, for how ever
You may deserve, it became not me
To call you so, but passion urges me
I know not whither: my heart break now, & ease me ever.
Bacha. Pray you get you hence
With your goodly humor, I am weary of you extreamely:
Leu. Trust me, so am I of my self too:
Madam, I'll take my leave; gods set all right.
Bacha. Amen, Sir, get you gon;
Am I deny'd? it does not trouble me
That I have mov'd, but that I am refus'd:
I have lost my patience: I will make him know
Lust is not Love, for Lust will find a mate
While there are men, and so will I: and more
Enter Timantus.
Than one, or twenty: yonder is Timantus,
A fellow void of any worth, to raise himself,
And therefore like to catch at any evil
That will but pluck him up: him will I make
Mine own: Timantus.
Timantus. Madam?
Bac. Thou know'st well
Thou wert by chance, a means of this my raising:
Brought the Duke to me, and though 'twere but chance
I must reward thee.
Tim. I shall bend my service unto your Highness.
Bacha. But do it then entirely, and in every thing,
And tell me, couldst thou now think that thing
Thou wouldst not do for me?
Timant. No by my soul Madam.
Bacha. Then thou art right.
Go to my Lodging, and I'll follow thee. [Exit Timantus.
With my instruction I do see already,
This Prince that did but now contemn me, dead:
Yet will I never speak an evil word
Unto his Father of him, till I have won
A belief, I love him, but I'll make
His virtues his undoing, and my praises
Shall be so many swords against his breast,
Which once perform'd, I'll make Urania
My Daughter, the Kings heir, and plant my issue
In this large Throne: nor shall it be withstood,
They that begin in Lust, must end in Blood. [Exit.
Enter Dorialus, Agenor, Nisus.
Doria. We live to know a fine time, Gentl.
Nis. And a fine Duke, that through his doting age
Suffers him to be a child again
Under his Wives tuition.
Agen. All the Land holds in that tenor too: in womans
service? sure we shall learn to spinn.
Dor. No, that's too honest: we shall have other
Liberal Sciences taught us too soon;
Lying, and flattering, those are the studies now:
And Murther shortly I know, will be humanity, Gent.
If we live here we must be knaves, believe it.
Nisus. I cannot tell my Lord Dorialus, though my
Own nature hate it, if all determine to be knaves,
I'll try what I can do upon my self: that's certain,
I will not have my throat cut for my goodness,
The virtue will not quit the pain.
Age. But pray you tell me,
Why is the Prince, now ripe and full experient,
Not made a dore in the State?
Nis. Because he is honest.
Enter Timantus.
Tim. Goodness attend your Honors.
Dor. You must not be amongst us then.
Tim. The Dutchess, whose humble servant I am proud to be, would speak with you.
Age. Sir, we are pleas'd to wait: when is it?
Tim. An hour hence my good Lords, and so I leave my service.
Dor. This is one of her Ferrets that she bolts business out withall: this fellow, if he were well ript, has all the linings of a knave within him: how slye he looks!
Nis. Have we nothing about our cloaths that he may catch at?
Agenor. O my conscience, there's no treason in my dublet, if there be, my elbows will discover it, they are out.
Dor. Faith, and all the harm that I can find in mine is, that they are not pay'd for; let him make what he can of that, so he discharge that. Come, let's go. [Exeunt.
Enter Bach, Leontius, Tella.
Bac. And you shall find Sir what [a] blessing heaven gave you in such a son.
Le. Pray gods, I may, Let's walk & change our subject.
Bac. O Sir, can any thing come sweeter to you, or strike a deeper joy into your heart than your son's virtue?
Leon. I allow his virtues: but 'tis not handsome thus to feed my self with such moderate praises of mine own.
Bac. The subject of our comendations is it self grown so infinite in goodness, that all the glory we can lay upon it, though we should open volumes of his praises, is a mere modesty in his expression, and shews him lame still, like an ill wrought peece wanting proportion.
Leo. Yet still he is a man, and subject still to more inordinate vices, than our love can give him blessing.
Bac. Else he were a god: yet so near as he is, he comes to heaven, that we may see so far as flesh can point us things only worthy them, and only these in all his actions.
Leon. This is too much my Queen.
Bach. Had the gods lov'd me; that my unworthy womb had bred this brave man.
Leon. Still you run wrong.
Bach. I would have liv'd upon the comfort of him; fed on his growing hopes.
Leo. This touches me.
Bach. I know no friends, nor Being, but his virtues.
Le. You have laid out words enough upon a subject.
Bach. But words cannot express him Sir: why what a shape Heaven has conceiv'd him in, oh Nature made him up!
Leon. I wonder Dutchess.
Bach. So you must: for less than admiration loses this godlike man.
Leon. Have you done with him?
Bach. Done with? O good gods what frailties thus pass by us without reverence!
Leon. I see no such perfection.
Bac. O dear Sir: you are a father, and those joys
To you, speak in your heart, not in your tongue.
Leo. This leaves a tast behind it worse than physick.
Bac[h]. Then for all his wisdome, valour,
Good fortune, and all those friends of honor,
They are in him as free and natural, as passions
In a Woman.
Leon. You make me blush at all these years
To see how blindly you have flung your praises
Upon a Boy, a very child, and worthless,
Whilst I live, of these Honors.
Bac. I would not have my love Sir, make my tongue
Shew me so much a woman: as to praise
Or dispraise, where my will is, without reason,
Or generall allowance of the people.
Leon. Allowance of the people, what allow they?
Bac. All, I have sed for truth, and they must do it,
And doat upon him: love him, and admire him.
Leon. How's that?
Bac. For in this youth and noble forwardness
All things are bound together that are kingly,
A fitness to bear rule:
Leon. No more.
Bac. And Sovereignty not made to know command.
Leon. I have sed, no more.
Bac. I have done Sir, though unwilling, and pardon me.
Leon. I do, not a word more.
Bac[h]. I have gi'n thee poyson
Of more infection than the Dragons tooth,
Or the gross Air o'er heated.
Leon. Timantus when saw you the Prince?
Tim. I left him now Sir.
Leon. Tell me truely, out of your free opinion without
courting. How you like him.
Tim. How I like him?
Leon. Yes: for you in conversation may see more
Than a Father.
Bac. It works.
Timantus. Your Grace has chosen out an ill observer.
Leon. Yes, I mean of his ill: you talk rightly.
Tim. But you take me wrong: All I know by him
I dare deliver boldly: He is the storehouse
And head of virtue; your great self excepted,
That feeds the Kingdome.
Leon. These are flatteries: speak me his vices, there you
do a service worth a Fathers thanks.
Tim. Sir, I cannot. If there be any, sure they are the
times which I could wish less dangerous.
But pardon me, I am too bold.
Leon. [You] are not, forward and open what these dangers are.
Timan. Nay, good Sir.
Leon. Nay, fall not off again, I will have all.
Timan. Alas Sir, what am I, you should believe
My eyes or ears, so subtle to observe
Faults in a State: all my main business
Is service to your Grace, and necessaries
For my poor life.
Leon. Do not displease me Sirrah,
But that you know tell me, and presently.
Timan. Since your Grace will have it
I'll speak it freely: Alwayes my obedience
And love preserv'd unto the Prince.
Leon. Prethee to the matter.
Tim. For Sir, if you consider
How like a Sun in all his great employments,
How full of heat.
Leon. Make me understand what I desire.
Tim. And then at his return.
Leon. Do not anger me.
Tim. Then thus Sir: All mislike ye,
As they would do the gods, if they did dwell with 'em.
Leon. What?
Tim. Talke and prate, as their ignorant rages
Leads 'em without Alleageance or Religion.
For Heavens sake have a care of your own person:
I cannot tell, their wickedness may lead
Farther than I dare think yet.
Leo. O base people.
Tim. Yet the Prince, for whom this is pretended may
Persuade 'em, and no doubt will: virtue is ever watchfull,
But be you still secur'd and comforted.
Leon. Heaven how have I offended, that this rod
So heavy and unnaturall, should fall upon me
When I am old and helpless.
Tim. Brave Gentl. that such a madding love should follow
thee, to rob thee of a Father:
All the Court is full of dangerous whispers.
Leon. I perceive it, and 'spight of all their strengths
Will make my safety: I'll cut him shorter.
I'll cut him shorter first, then let him rule.
Bach. What a foul Age is this, when Virtue is made a
sword to smite the virtuous! Alas, alas:
Leon. I'll teach him to fly lower.
Tim. By no means Sir, rather, make more your love,
And hold your favor to him: for 'tis now
Impossible to yoke him, if his thoughts,
As I must ne'er believe, run with their rages,
He never was so innocent, but what reason
His Grace has to withdraw his love from me,
And other good men that are near your person,
I cannot yet find out: I know my duty
Has ever been attending.
Leon. 'Tis too plain: He means to play the villain,
I'll prevent him, not a word more of this, be private. [Exit Leontius.
Tim. Madam 'tis done.
Bac. He cannot escape me. Have you spoken with the noble men?
Tim. Yes Madam they are here: I wait a farther service.
Bac. Till [you see] the Prince, you need no more
instructions.
Tim. No, I have it. [Exit Timantus.
Enter Dorialus, Nisus, Agenor.
Bac. That fool that willingly provoks a woman,
Has made himself another evill Angell,
And a new Hell, to which all other torments
Are but mere pastime: Now my noble Lords,
You must excuse me, that unmannerly
We have broke your private business.
Agen. Your good Grace may command us, and that.
Bac. Faith my Lord Agenor: 'Tis so good a cause
I am confident, you cannot loose by it.
Dorialus. Which way does she fish now?
The devill is but a fool to a right woman.
Nisus. Madam, we must needs win in doing service to
such a gracious Lady.
Bac. I thank you, and will let you know the business:
So I may have your helps, never be doubtfull,
For 'tis so just a cause, and will to you
Upon the knowledge seem so honorable,
That I assure my self your willing hearts
Will strait be for me in it.
Age. If she should prove good now, what wer't like?
Dorial. Thunder in Januarie, or a good woman,
That's stranger than all Affrick.
Bac. It shall not need your wonder, this it is:
The Duke you know is old, and rather subject
To ease and prayers now, than all those troubles,
Cares, and continuall watchings, that attend
A Kingdomes safety, therefore to prevent
The fall of such a flourishing Estate
As this has [ever] been, and to put off
The murmure of the people that encrease
Against my government, which the gods knows
I onely feel the trouble of: I present
The Prince unto your loves, a Gent.
In whom all Excellencies are knit together,
All peeces of a true man, let your prayers
Win from the Duke half his Vexation,
That he may undertake it, whose discretion
I must confess, though it be from the Father,
Yet now is stronger, and more apt to govern.
'Tis not my own desire, but all the Lands,
I know the weakeness of it.
Nisus. Madam, this noble care and love has won us
For ever to your lives, we'll to the King,
And since your Grace has put it in our mouths,
We'll win him with the cunning'st words we can.
Dorial. I was never cousen'd in a woman before.
For commonly they are like Apples: If once they bruise
They will grow rotten thorow, and serve for nothing but to
asswage swellings.
Bac. Good Lords delay no time, since 'tis your good
Pleasures to think my counsell good, and by no means
Let the Prince know it, whose affections
Will stir mainly against it: besides his Father
May hold him dangerous, if it be not carried
So that his forward will appear not in it,
Go, and be happy.
Dorial. Well, I would not be Chronicl'd as thou
Wilt be for a good woman, for all the world.
Nisus. Madam, we kiss your hand, and so inspire.
Nothing but happiness can crown our prayers. [Exeunt.
Actus Quart[us]. Scæna Prima.
Enter Leucippus, Ismenus.
Leu.
And thus she has us'd me, is't not a good mother?
Ismenus. Why kill'd you her not?
Leu. The gods forbid it.
Ismenus. S'light, if all the women i'th' world were barren, shee had dy'd.
Leuc. But 'tis not reason directs thee thus.
Ismen. Then have I none at all, for all I have in me
Directs me: Your Father's in a pretty rage.
Leucippus. Why?
Ismenus. Nay, 'tis well, if he know himself, but some of the Nobility have deliver'd a petition to him: what's in't, I know not, but it has put him to his trumps: he has taken a months time to answer it, and chafes like himself.
Enter Leontius, Bacha, and Tellamon.
Leu. He's here Ismenus.
Leon. Set me down Tellamon. Leucippus.
Leu. Sir.
Bach. Nay good Sir, be at peace, I dare swear he kn[ew] not of it.
Leon. You are foolish: peace.
Bach. All will go ill, deny it boldly Sir, trust me he cannot prove it by you.
Leu. What?
Bach. You'll make all worse too with your facing it.
Leuc. What is the matter?
Leon. Know'st thou that petition?
Look on it well: wouldst thou be joyn'd with me
(Unnaturall child to be weary of me)
E'r Fate esteem me fit for other worlds.
Bac. May be he knows not of it.
Leu. Oh strange carriages!
Sir, as I have hope that there is any thing
To reward doing well, my usages
Which have been (but 'tis no matter what)
Have put me so far from the thought of Greatness,
That I should welcome it like a disease
That grew upon me, and I could not cure.
They are my enemies that gave you this,
And yet they call me friend, and are themselves
I fear abus'd. I am weary of my life,
For Gods sake take it from me: it creates
More mischief in the State than it is worth,
The usage I have had, I know would make
Wisdom her self run frantick through the streets,
And Patience quarrel with her shadow.
Sir, this sword—
Bac. Alas! help for the love of Heaven,
Make way through me first, for he is your Father.
Leon. What, would he kill me?
Bac. No Sir, no.
Leon. Thou always [mak'st] the best on't, but I fear—
Leu. Why do you use me thus? who is't can think
That I would kill my Father, that can yet
Forbear to kill you? Here Sir, is my sword;
I dare not touch it, lest she say again
I would have kill'd you: let me not have mercy
When I most need it, if I would not change
Place with my meanest servant. Let these faults
Be mended Madam: if you saw how ill
They did become you, you would part with them.
Bac. I told the Duke as much before.
Leu. What? what did you tell him?
Bac. That it was only an ambition,
Nurst in you by your youth, provok'd you thus,
Which age would take away.
Leon. It was his doing then? come hither Love.
Bac. No indeed, Sir.
Leu. How am I made, that I can bear all this?
If any one had us'd a friend of mine [nere] this,
My hand had carried death about it.
Leon. Lead me hence Tellamon: come my dear
Bacha, I shall find time for this.
Ism. Madam, you know I dare not speak before
The King; but you know well, if not, I'll tell [it] you,
You are the most wicked'st, and most murderous
Strumpet, that ever was call'd Woman.
Bac. My Lord, what can I do for him? he shall command me.
Leon. I know thou art too kind; away I say. [Exit Leon. Bac. Tima. Telia.
Isme. Sir, I am sure we dream, this cannot be.
Leu. Oh that we did, my wickedness has brought
All this to pass, else I should bear my self.
Enter Urania.
Isme. Look, doe you see who's there? your virtuous Mothers issue: kill her, yet take some little pidling revenge.
Leu. Away, the whole Court calls her virtuous; for they say, she is unlike her Mother, and if so, she can have no vice.
Ism. I'll trust none of 'em that come of such a breed.
Leu. But I have found
A kind of love in her to me: alas,
Think of her death! I dare be sworn for her,
She is as free from any hate to me
As her bad Mother's full. She was brought up
I'th' Countrey, as her tongue will let you know
Enter Urania.
If you but talk with her, with a poor Uncle,
Such as her Mother had.
Ism. She's come again.
Ura. I would fene speak to the good Marquess my brother, if I but thought he could abaid me.
Leu. Sister, how do you?
Ura. Very well I thank you.
Ism. How does your good Mother?
Leu. Fie, fie, Ismenus for shame, mock such an innocent soul as this.
Ura. Feth a she be no good, [G]od may her so.
Leu. I know you wish it with your heart dear Sister, but she is good I hope.
Ism. Are you so simple, to make so much of this?
Do you not know,
That all her wicked Mother labours for, is but to raise
Her to your right, and leave her this Dukedom?
Ura. I, but ne'r Sir be afred;
For though she take th' ungain'st weas she can,
I'll ne'er ha't fro' you.
Leu. I should hate my self Ismenus;
If I should think of her simplicity,
Ought but extreamly well.
Ism. Nay, as you will.
Ura. And though she be my Mother,
If she take any caurse to do you wrong,
If I can see't, youst quickly hear on't Sir:
And so I'll take my leave.
Leu. Farewel good Sister, I thank you. [Exit Urania.
Ism. You believe all this.
Leu. Yes.
Enter Timantus.
Ism. A good faith doth well, but methinks
It were no hard matter now, for her Mother to send her:
Yonder's one you may trust if you will too.
Leu. So I will, if he can shew me as apparent signs
Of truth as she did; Does he weep Ismenus?
Ism. Yes, I think so: some good's happen'd I warrant:
Do you hear, you? What honest man has scap'd misery, that
[you are] crying thus?
Tim. Noble Ismenus, where's the Prince?
Ism. Why there! hast wept thine eyes out?
Tim. Sir, I beseech you hear me.
Leu. Well, speak on.
Ism. Why, will you hear him?
Leu. Yes Ismenus, why?
Ism. I would hear blasphemy as willingly.
Leu. You are [to] blame.
Tim. No Sir: he is not to blame:
If I were as I was.
Ism. Nor as thou art, yfaith awhit [to] blame.
Leu. What's your business?
Tim. Faith Sir, I am ashamed to speak before you,
My conscience tells me I have injur'd you,
And by the earnest instigation
Of others, have not done you to the King
Always the best and friendliest offices;
Which pardon me, or I will never speak.
Ism. Never pardon him and silence a knave.
Leu. I pardon thee.
Tim. Your Mother sure is naught.
Leu. Why shouldst thou think so?
Tim. Oh noble, Sir, your honest eyes perceive not
The dangers you are led to; shame upon her,
And what fell miseries the gods can think on
Shower down upon her wicked head, she has plotted
I know too well your death: would my poor life
Or thousand such as mine is, might be offer'd
Like sacrifices up for your preserving,
What free oblations would she have to glut her,
But she is merciless, and bent to ruin;
If heaven and good men step not to your rescue,
And timely, very timely: Oh this Dukedom!
I weep, I weep for the poor Orphans i'th' Countrey
Left with but Friends or Parents.
Leu. Now Ismenus, what think you of this fellow?
This was a lying knave, a flatterer,
Does not this Love still shew him so.
Ism. This Love? this Halter: if he prove not yet
The cunning'st rankest rogue that ever Canted,
I'll never see man again: I know him to bring,
And can interpret every new face he makes;
Look how he wrings like a good stool for a tear:
Take heed, Children and Fools
First feel the smart, Then weep.
Leu. Away, away, such an unkind distrust,
Is worse than a dissembling, if it be one,
And sooner leads to mischief, I believe it,
And him an honest man: he could not carry
Under an evil cause, so true a sorrow.
Ism. Take heed, this is your Mothers scorpion,
That carries stings even in his tears,
Whose soul is a rank poison through: Touch
Not at him, if you do, you are gone, if you had twenty
Lives: I knew him for a Roguish boy, when
He would poison Dogs, and keep tame Toads,
He lay with his Mother, and infected her, and now
She begs i'th' Hospital, with a patch of Velvet,
Where her Nose stood: like the Queen of Spades.
And all her teeth in her purse, the Devil and this
Fellow are so near, 'Tis not yet known which is the eviler Angel.
Leu. Nay, then I see 'tis spite: Come hither friend.
Hast thou not heard the cause yet that incens'd my Mother
to my death, for I protest I feel none in my self?
Tim. Her Will Sir, and Ambition, as I think,
Are the provokers of it, as in Women,
Those two are ever powerful to destruction,
Beside a hate of your still growing virtues,
She being only wicked.
Leu. Heavens defend me as I am innocent,
And ever have been from all immoderate thoughts and
Actions, that carry such rewards along wth 'em.
Tim. Sir, all I know, my duty must reveal,
My Countrey and my Love command it from me,
For whom I'll lay my life down: this night coming,
A Counsel is appointed by the Duke,
To sit about your apprehension:
If you dare trust my faith: which by all good things
Shall ever watch about you: goe along,
And to a place I'll guide you: where no word
Shall scape without your hearing, nor no plot
Without discovering to you, which once known, you have your
answers and prevention.
Ism. You are not so mad to goe; shift off this fellow, you shall be rul'd once by a wise man: Ratsbane get you gone, or—
Leu. Peace, peace for shame, thy love is too suspitious, 'tis a way offer'd to preserve my life, and I will take it: be my Guide Timantus and do not mind this angry man, thou know'st him: I may live to requite thee.
Tim. Sir, this service is done for virtues sake, not for reward, however he may hold me.
Ism. The great pox on you: but thou hast that curse so much, 'twill grow a blessing in thee shortly. Sir, for wisdoms sake court not your death, I am your friend and subject, and I shall lose in both: if I lov'd you not, I would laugh at you, and see you run your neck into the noose, and cry a Woodcock.
Leu. So much of man, and so much fearful; fie, prethee have peace within thee: I shall live yet many a golden day to hold thee here dearest and nearest to me: Go on Timantus, I charge you by your love no more, no more. [Exeunt Leu. Tim.
Ism. Goe, and let your own rod whip you:
I pity you. And dog, if he miscarry thou shalt pay for't,
I'll study for thy punishment, and it shall last
Longer and sharper than a tedious Winter,
Till thou blasphem'st, and then thou diest and damn'st. [Exit.
Enter Leontius and Tellamon.
Leon. I wonder the Dutchess comes not.
Tel. She has heard, Sir, your Will to speak with her:
But there is something leaden at her heart;
(Pray God it be not mortal) that even keeps her
From conversation with her self.
Enter the Dutchess.
B. Oh whither will you my cross affections pull me?
Fortune, Fate, and you whose powers direct our actions,
And dwell within us: you that are Angels
Guiding to virtue, wherefore have you given
So strong a hand to evil? wherefore suffer'd
A Temple of your own, you Deities
Where your fair selves dwelt only, and your goodness
Thus to be soyl'd with sin?
Leon. Heaven bless us all.
From whence comes this distemper? speak my fair one.
Bac. And have you none, Love and Obedience,
You[r] ever faithful Servants to imploy
In this strange story of impiety,
But me a Mother; Must I be your strumpet?
To lay black Treason upon, and in him,
In whom all sweetness was: in whom my love
Was [proud] to have a Being, in whom Justice,
And all the gods for our imaginations
Can work into a man, were more than virtues,
Ambition down to hell, where thou wert foster'd,
Thou hast poison'd the best soul, the purest, whitest,
And meerest innocent'st it self that ever
Mens greedy hopes gave life to.
Leon. This is still stranger: lay this treason
Open to my correction.
Bac. Oh what a combat duty and affection
Breeds in my blood!
Leon. If thou conceal'st him, may,
Beside my death, the curses of the Countrey,
Troubles of conscience, and a wretched end,
Bring thee unto a poor forgotten grave.
Bach. My Being: for another tongue to tell it,
Cease, a Mother! some good man that dares
Speak for his King and Countrey: I am full
Of too much womans pity: yet oh Heaven,
Since it concerns the safety of my Sovereign,
Let it not be a cruelty in me,
Nor draw a Mothers name in question,
Amongst unborn people, to give up that man
To Law and Justice, that unrighteously
Has sought his Fathers death: be deaf: be deaf Sir,
Your Son is the offender: Now have you all,
Would I might never speak again.
Leon. My Son! Heaven help me.
No more! I thought it, and since
His life is grown so dangerous: Let them that
Gave him, take him: he shall dye,
And with him all my fears.
Bac. Oh use your mercy: you have a brave subject
To bestow it on. I'll forgive him, Sir; and for his
Wrong to me, I'll be before ye.
Leon. Durst his villany extend to thee?
Bac. Nothing but heats of youth, Sir.
Leon. Upon my life he sought my bed.
Bacha. I must confess he loved me
Somewhat beyond a Son: and still pursu'd it
With such a Lust, I will not say Ambition:
That clean forgetting all obedience,
And only following his first heat unto me,
He hotly sought your death, and me in Marriage.
Leon. Oh Villain!
Bac. But I forget all: and am half asham'd
To press a man so far.
Enter Timantus.
Tim. Where is the Duke? for Gods sake bring me to him:
Leon. Here I am: each corner of the Dukedom
Sends new affrights forth: what wouldst thou? speak.
Tim. I cannot Sir, my fear ties up my tongue:
Leon. Why, what's the matter? Take thy courage
To thee, and boldly speak, where are the Guard?
In the gods name, out with it:
Tim. Treason, treason.
Leon. In whom?
Bacha. Double the Guard.
Tim. There is a fellow, Sir.
Leon. Leave shaking man.
Timan. 'Tis not for fear, but wonder.
Leon. Well.
Timan. There is a fellow, Sir, close i'th' Lobby:
You o'the Guard, look to the door there.
Leon. But let me know the business.
Tima. Oh that the hearts of men should be so hard'ned
Against so good a Duke, for Gods sake, Sir,
Seek means to save your self; This wretched slave
Has his sword in his hand, I know his heart:
Oh it hath almost kill'd me with the thought of it.
Leon. Where is he?
Enter the Guard, and bring him in.
Timan. I'th' Lobby Sir, close in a corner:
Look to your selves for Heavens sake,
Me thinks he is here already.
Fellows of the Guard be valiant.
Leon. Goe Sirs, and apprehend him; Treason shall
Never dare me in mine own Gates.
Tim. 'Tis done. [There they bring the Prince in.
Bacha. And thou shalt find it to thy best content.
Leon. Are these the comforts of my age?
They're happy that end their daies contented
With a little, and live aloof from dangers, to a King
Every content doth a new peril bring.
Oh let me live no longer, shame of Nature,
Bastard to Honor: Traytor, Murderer,
Devil in a humane shape. Away with him,
He shall not breathe his hot [inf]ection here.
Leu. Sir, hear me.
Leon. Am I or he your Duke? away with him
To a close prison: your Highness now shall know,
Such branches must be cropt before they grow.
Leu. Whatever fortune comes, I bid it welcome,
My innocency is my Armor: gods preserve you. [Exit.
Bacha. Fare thee well, I shall never see so brave a Gent.
Would I could weep out his offences.
Tim. Or I could weep out mine eyes.
Leon. Come Gentlemen, we'll determine presently
About his death: we cannot be too forward in our
Safety: I am very sick, lead me unto my bed. [Exeunt.
Enter Citizen and his Boy.
Cit. Sirrah, goe fetch my Fox from the Cutlers: There's money for the scowring: Tell him I stop a groat since the last great Muster: he had in stone Pitch for the bruise: he took with the recoyling of his Gun.
Boy. Yes Sir.
Cit. And do you hear? when you come, Take down my Buckler, and sweep the Cobwebs off: and grind the pick o[n']t, and fetch a Nail or two: and tack on bracers: your Mistriss made a pot-lid ont't, I thank her, at her Ma[yd]s Wedding, and burnt off the Handle.
Boy. I will Sir. [Exit.
Cit. Who's within here, hoe Neighbor, not stirring yet?
2 Cit. Oh, good morrow, good morrow: what news, what news?
1 Cit. It holds, he dies this morning.
2 Cit. Then happy man be his fortune, I am resolv'd.
1 Cit. And so am I, and forty more good fellows, That will not give their heads for the washing, I take it.
2 Cit. 'Sfoot man, who would not hang in such good company, and such a cause? A Fire, a Wife and Children; 'Tis such a jest that men should look behind 'em to the world: and let their honors, their honors neighbor, slip.
1 Cit. I'll give thee a pint of Bastard and a Roll for that bare word.
2 Cit. They say, that we Tailors, are things that lay one
another, and our Geese hatch us: I'll make some of 'em feel
they are Geese o'th' game then.
I'fack, take down my Bill, 'tis ten to one I use it. Take a
good heart man, all the low ward is ours, with a wet finger.
An[d] lay my cut-fing'red Gantlet ready for me,
That, that I us'd to work in, when the Gentl. were
Up against us, and beaten out of Town, and almost out o'
Debt too: for a plague on 'em they never paid well since:
And take heed sirrah, your Mistriss hears not of this
Business, she's near her time: yet if she do,
I care not, she may long for Rebellion,
For she has a devilish spirit.
1 Cit. Come, let's call up the new Iremonger, he's as
tough as steel, and has a fine wit in these resurrections;
Are you stirring neighbor?
3. Within. Oh, Good morrow neighbors, I'll come to you presently.
2. Goe to, this is his Mothers doing; she's a Polecat.
1. As any is in the world.
2. Then say, I have hit it, and a vengeance on her, let her be what she will.
1. Amen say I, she has brought things to a fine pass with her wisdom: do you mark it?
2. One thing I am sure she has, the good old Duke, she gives him pap again they say, and dandles him, and hangs a corral and bells about his neck, and makes him believe his teeth will come agen; which if they did, and I he, I would worry her as never Curr was worried: I would neighbor, till my teeth met I know where, but that's counsel.
Enter [third] Citizen.
3. Good morrow neighbors: hear you the sad news?
1. Yes, would we knew as well how to prevent it.
3. I cannot tell, methinks 'twere no great matter, if men were men: but—
2. You do not twit me with my calling neighbor?
3. No surely: for I know your spirit to be tall; pray be not vext.
2. Pray forward with your counsel: I am what I am, and they that prove me shall find me to their cost: do you mark me neighbor, to their cost I say.
1. Nay, look how soon you are angry!
2. They shall neighbors: yes, I say they shall.
3. I do believe they shall.
1. I know they shall.
2. Whether you do or no I care not two pence,
I am no beast, I know mine own strength neighbors;
God bless the King, your companies is fair.
1. Nay neighbor, now ye erre, [I] tell you so, and ye [were] twenty Neighbors.
3. You had best goe peach, doe, peach.
2. Peach; I scorn the motion.
3. Doe, and see what follows: I'll spend an hundred pound, and be two I care not: but I'll undoe thee.
2. Peach, Oh disgrace! Peach in thy face, and doe the worst thou canst: I am a true-man, and a free-man: peach!
1. Nay, look, you will spoil all.
2. Peach!
1. Whilst you two brawl together, the Prince will lose his life.
3. Come, give me your hand, I love you well, are you for the action?
2. Yes: but Peach provokes me, 'tis a cold fruit, I feel it cold in my stomach still.
3. No more, I'll give you Cake to digest it.
Enter the Fourth.
4. Shut up my shop, and be ready at a call boys, and one of you run over my old tuck with a few ashes, 'tis grown odious with tosting Cheese: and burn a little Juniper in my Murrin, the Maid made it her Chamber-pot: an hour hence I'll come again; and as you hear from me, send me a clean shirt.
3. The Chandler by th[e] Wharf, and it be thy Will.
2. Gossip, good morrow.
4. Oh good morrow Gossip: good morrow all, I see ye of one mind you cleave so close together: come 'tis time, I have prepared [a] hundred if they stand.
1. 'Tis well done: shall we sever, and about it?
3. First, let's to the Tavern, and a pint a piece will make us Dragons.
2. I will have no mercy, come what will of it.
4. If my tuck hold, I'll spit the Guard like Larks with sage between 'em.
2. I have a foolish Bill to reckon with 'em, will make some of their hearts ake, and I'll lay it on: now shall I fight, 'twill do you good to see me.
3. Come, I'll do something for the Town to talk of when I am rotten: pray God there be enough to kill, that's all. [Exeunt.
Enter Dorialus, Nisus, Agenor.
Age. How black the day begins!
Dor. Can you blame it, and look upon such a deed as shall be done this morning?
Nis. Does the Prince suffer to day?
Dor. Within this hour they say.
Agen. Well, they that are most wicked are most safe: 'twill be a strange justice, and a lamentable, gods keep us from the too soon feeling of it.
Doria. I care not if my throat were next: for to live still, and live here, were but to grow [f]at for the Shambles.
Nis. Yet we must do it, and thank 'em too, that our lives may be accepted.
Age. Faith I'll go starve [my] self, or grow diseas'd to shame the hangman; for I am sure he shall be my Herald, and quarter me.
Dor. I, a plague on him, he's too excellent at Arms.
Nisus. Will you go see this sad sight, my Lord Agenor?
Age. I'll make a mourner.
Dor. If I could do him any good, I would goe,
The bare sight else will but afflict my spirit,
My prayers shall be as near him as your eyes:
As you find him setled, remember my love and service to his Grace.
Nis. We will weep for you, Sir: farewel. [Exeunt.
Dor. Farewell to all our happiness, a long farewel.
Thou angry power, whether of Heaven or Hell,
Thou laist this sharp correction on our Kingdom
For our offences, infinite and mighty!
Oh hear me, and at length be pleas'd, be pleas'd
With pity to draw back thy vengeance,
Too heavy for our weakness; and accept,
(Since it is your discretion, heavenly Wisdoms,
To have it so) this sacrifice for all,
That now is flying to your happiness,
Only for you most fit: let all our sins suffer in him. [A shout within.
Gods, what's the matter? I hope 'tis joy;
How now my Lords?
Enter Agenor and Nisus.
Nis. I'll tell you with that little breath I have;
More joy than you dare think, The Prince is safe from danger.
Dor. How!
Age. 'Tis true, and thus it was; his hour was come
To lose his life, he ready for the stroke,
Nobly, and full of Saint-like patience,
Went with his Guard: which when the people saw,
Compassion first went out, mingled with tears,
That bred desires, and whispers to each other,
To do some worthy kindness for the Prince,
And e'r they understood well how to do,
Fury stept in, and taught them what to do,
Thrusting on every hand to rescue him,
As a white innocent: then flew the roar
Through all the streets, of Save him, save him, save him:
And as they cry'd, they did; for catching up
Such sudden weapons as their madness shew them
In short, they beat the Guard, and took him from 'em,
And now march with him like a royal Army.
Dor. Heaven, heaven I thank thee,
What a slave was I to have my hand so far from
This brave rescue, 't 'ad been a thing to brag on
When I was old. Shall we run for a wager to the
Next Temple, and give thanks?
Nis. As fast as wishes.
Enter Leucippus and Ismenus: the people within stops.
Leu. Good friends goe home again, there's not a man shall goe with me.
Isme. Will you not take revenge? I'll call them on.
Leuc. All that love me, depart:
I thank you, and will serve you for your loves:
But I will thank you more to suffer me
To govern 'em: once more, I do beg ye,
For my sake to your houses.
All within. Gods preserve you.
Ism. And what house will you goe to?
Leu. Ismenus, I will take the wariest courses that I can think of to defend my self, but not offend.
Isme. You may kill your Mother, and never offend your Father, an honest man.
Leu. Thou know'st I can scape now, that's all I look for: I'll leave.
Isme. Timantus, a pox take him, would I had him here, I would kill him at his own weapon single, sithes we have built enough on him: plague on't, I'm out of all patience: discharge such an Army as this, that would have followed you without paying, Oh gods!
Leu. To what end should I keep 'em? I am free.
Isme. Yes, free o'th' Traitors, for you are proclaim'd one.
Leu. Should I therefore make my self one?
Isme. This is one of your moral Philosophy, is it?
Heaven bless me from subtilties to undoe my self with:
But I know, if reason her self were here,
She would not part with her own safety.
Leu. Well, pardon Ismenus, for I know
My courses are most just; nor will I stain 'em
With one bad action; for thy self thou know'st,
That though I may command thee, I shall be
A ready servant to thee if thou needst: and so I'll take my
leave.
Isme. Of whom?
Leu. Of thee.
Isme. Heart, you shall take no leave of me.
Leu. Shall I not?
Isme. No, by the gods shall you not: nay, if you have no more wit but to goe absolutely alone, I'll be in a little.
Leu. Nay, prethee good Ismenus part with me.
Isme. I wonnot i'faith, never move it any more; for by this good light I wonnot.
Leu. This is an ill time to be thus unruly: Ismenus. You must leave me.
Isme. Yes, if you can beat me away: else the gods refuse me if I will leave you till I see more reason; you sha'nt undoe your self.
Leu. But why wilt not leave me?
Isme. Why I'll tell you: Because when you are gone, then—life, if I have not forgot my reason—hell take me: you put me out of patience so: Oh! marry when you are gone, then will your Mother (a pox confound her) she never comes in my head, but she spoils my memory too: there are a hundred reasons.
Leu. But shew me one.
Isme. Shew you; what a stir here is; why I will shew you: Do you think; well, well, I know what I know, I pray come, come. 'Tis in vain: but I am sure. Devils take 'em; what do I meddle with 'em? You know your self. Soul, I think I am: is there any man i'th' world? as if you knew not this already better than I. Pish, pish, I'll give no reason.
Leu. But I will tell thee one, why thou shouldst stay:
I have not one friend in the Court but thou,
On whom I may be bold to trust to send me
Any intelligence: and if thou lov'st me
Thou wilt do this, thou needst not fear to stay,
For there are new-come Proclamations out,
Where all are pardon'd but my self.
Isme. 'Tis true, and in the same Proclamation, your fine Sister Urania, whom you us'd so kindly, is proclaim'd Heir apparent to the Crown.
Leu. What though, thou mayst stay at home without danger.
Isme. Danger, hang danger, what tell you me of danger?
Leu. Why if thou wilt not do't, I think thou dar'st not.
Isme. I dare not: if you speak it in earnest, you are a Boy.
Leu. Well Sir, if you dare, let me see you do't.
Isme. Why so you shall, I will stay.
Leu. Why God-a-mercy.
Isme. You know I love you but too well.
Leu. Now take these few directions: farewel, send to me by the wariest ways thou canst: I have a soul tells me we shall meet often. The gods protect thee.
Isme. Pox o' my self for an ass, I'm crying now, God be with you, if I never see you again: why then pray get you gone, for grief and anger wonnot let me know what I say, I'll to the Court as fast as I can, and see the new Heir apparant. [Exeunt.
Actus Quintus. Scæna Prima.
Enter Urania and her Woman.
Uran.
What hast thou found him?
Wo. Madam, he is coming in.
Uran. Gods bless my brother, wheresoe'er he is:
And I beseech you keep me fro the bed
Of any naughty Tyrant, whom my Mother
Would ha me have to wrong him.
Enter Ismenus.
Isme. What would her new Grace have with me?
Ura. Leave us a while. My Lord Ismenus, [Exit[Wom.]
I pray for the love of Heaven and God,
That you would tell me one thing, which I know
You can do weell.
Isme. Where's her fain Grace?
Ura. You know me well inough, but that you mock, I am she my sen.
Isme. God bless him that shall be thy husband, if thou wear'st [breeches] thus soon, thou'lt be as impudent as thy Mother.
Ura. But will you tell me this one thing?
Ism. What is't? if it be no great matter whether I do or no, perhaps I will.
Ura. Yes faith, 'tis matter.
Ism. And what is't?
Ura. I pray you let me know whaire the Prince my Brother is.
Ism. I'faith you shan be hang'd first, is your Mother so foolish to think your good Grace can sift it out of me?
Ura. If you have any mercy left i' you to a poor wench, tell me.
Ism. Why wouldst [not thou] have thy brains beat out for this, to follow thy Mothers steps so young?
Ura. But believe me, she knows none of this.
Ism. Believe you? why do you think I never had wits? or that I am run out of them? how should it belong to you to know, if I could tell?
Ura. Why I will tell you, and if I speak false
Let the devil ha me: yonder's a bad man,
Come from a Tyrant to my Mother, and what name
They ha' for him, good faith I cannot tell.
Isme. An Ambassador.
Ura. That's it: but he would carry me away,
And have me marry his Master; and I'll day
E'r I will ha' him.
Ism. But what's this to knowing where the Prince is?
Ura. Yes: for you know all my Mother does:
Agen the Prince is but to ma me great.
Ism. Pray, I know that too well, what ten?
Ura. Why I [w]ould goe to the good Marquis my
Brother, and put my self into his hands, that so
He may preserve himself.
Ism. Oh that thou hadst no seed of thy Mother in thee, and couldst mean this now.
Ura. Why feth I do, wou'd I might ne'er stir more if I do not.
Ism. I shall prove a ridiculous fool, I'll be damn'd else: hang me if I do not half believe thee.
Ura. By my troth you may.
Ism. By my troth I doe: I know I'm an Ass for't, But I cannot help it.
Ura. And won you tell me then?
Ism. Yes faith will I, or any thing else i'th' world: for I think thou art as good a creature as ever was born.
Ura. But ail goe i' this ladst [reparrell]: But you mun help me to Silver.
Ism. Help thee? why the pox take him that will not help thee to any thing i'th' world, I'll help thee to Money, and I'll do't presently too, and yet soul, If you should play the scurvy Harlotry little pocky baggage now and cosin me, what then?
Ura. Why, an I do, wou'd I might ne'r see day agen.
Ism. Nay, by this light, I do not think thou wilt: I'll presently provide thee Money and a Letter. [Exit Ism.
Ura. I, but I'll ne'er deliver it.
When I have found my Brother, I will beg
To serve him; but he shall never know who I am:
For he must hate me then for my bad mother:
I'll say I am a Countrey Lad that want a service,
And have straid on him by chance, lest he discover me;
I know I must not live long, but that taime
I ha' to spend, shall be in serving him.
And though my Mother seek to take his life away,
In ai day my brother shall be taught
That I was ever good, though she were naught. [Exit.
Enter Bacha and Timantus: Bacha reading a Letter.
Bac. Run away, the Devil be her guide.
Tim. Faith she's gone: there's a Letter, I found it in her pocket, would I were with her, she's a handsome Lady, a plague upon my bashfulness, I had bobb'd her long ago else.
Bach. What a base whore is this, that after all
My ways for her advancement, should so poorly
Make virtue her undoer, and choose this time,
The King being deadly sick, and I intending
A present marriage with some forreign Prince,
To strengthen and secure my self. She writes here
Like a wise Gentlewoman, She will not stay:
And the example of her dear brother, makes her
Fear her self, to whom she means to flie.
Tim. Why, who can help it?
Bac. Now Poverty and Lechery, which is thy end, rot thee, where e'er thou goest with all thy goodness.
Timan. Berlady they'll bruze her: and she were of brass. I am sure they'll break stone Walls: I have had experience of them both, and they have made me desperate: but there's a messenger, Madam, come from the Prince with a Letter to Ismenus, who by him returns an answer.
Bac. This comes as pat as wishes: thou shalt presently away Timantus.
Tim. Whither Madam?
Ba. To the Prince, and take the Messenger for guide.
Tim. What shall I do there? I have done too much mischief to be believ'd again; or indeed, to scape with my head on my back, if I be once known.
Bac. Thou art a weak shallow fool: get thee a disguise, and withal, when thou com'st before him, have a Letter fain'd to deliver him: and then, as thou hast ever hope of goodness by me, or after me, strike one home stroke that shall not need another: dar'st thou speak, dar'st thou? if thou fall'st off, go be a Rogue again, and lie and pander to procure thy meat: dar'st thou speak to me?
Tim. Sure I shall never walk when I am dead: I have no spirit, Madam, I'll be drunk but I'll do it, that's all my refuge. [Exit.
Bac. Away, no more, then I'll raise an Army whilst the King yet lives, if all the means and power I have can do it, I cannot tell.
Enter Ismenus and three Lords.
Ism. Are you inventing still? we'll ease your studies.
Bac. Why how now saucy Lords?
Ism. Nay, I'll shake ye; yes devil, I will shake ye.
Bac. Do not you know me Lords?
Nis. Yes deadly sin we know ye, would we did not.
Ism. Doe you hear whore, a plague a God upon thee, the Duke is dead.
Bach. Dead!
Ism. I, wild-fire and brimstone take thee: good man he is dead, and past those miseries which thou, salt infection-like; like a disease flungst upon his head. Dost thou hear, and 'twere not more respect [to] Womanhood in general than thee, because I had a Mother, who I will not say she was good, she liv'd so near thy time, I would have thee in vengeance of this man, whose peace is made in heaven by this time, tied to a post; and dried i' th' sun, and after carried about, and shewn at Fairs for money, with a long story of the devil thy father, that taught thee to be whorish, envious, bloudy.
Bac. Ha, ha, ha.
Ism. You fleering harlot, I'll have a horse to leap thee, and thy base issue shall carry Sumpters. Come Lords, bring her along, we'll to the Prince all, where her hell-hood shall wait his censure; and if he spare the[e] she-Goat, may he lie with thee again: and beside, maist thou lay upon him some nasty foul disease, that hate still follows, and his end a dry ditch. Lead you corrupted whore, or I'll draw a goad shall make you skip: away to the Prince.
Bac. [Ha] ha, ha, I hope yet I shall come too late to find him.
Cornets. Cupid from above.
Enter Leucippus, Urania: Leucippus with a bloody Handkerchief.
Leu. Alas poor boy, why dost thou follow me?
What canst thou hope for? I am poor as thou art.
Ura. In good feth I shall be weel and rich enough
If you will love me, and not put me from you.
Leu. Why dost thou choose out me Boy to undo thee?
Alas, for pitty take another Master,
That may be able to deserve thy love
In breeding thee hereafter: me thou knowest not,
More than my misery: and therefore canst not
Look for rewards at my hands: would I were able
My pretty knave, to doe thee any kindness: truly
Good Boy, I would upon my faith, thy harmless
Innocence moves me at heart: wilt thou goe
Save thy self; why dost thou weep?
Alas, I do not chide thee.
Ura. I cannot tell if I go from you; Sir, I shall ne'er dawn day more: Pray if you can, I will be true to you: Let me wait on you: if I were a man, I would fight for you: Sure you have some ill-willers, I would slay m.
Leu. Such harmless souls are ever Prophets: well, I take thy wish, thou shalt be with me still: But prethee eat, [then] my good boy: Thou wilt die my child if thou fast one day more. This four daies thou hast tasted nothing: Goe into the Cave and eat: thou shalt find something for thee, to bring thy bloud again, and thy fair colour.
Ura. I cannot eat, God thank you. But I'll eat to morrow.
Leu. Thou't be dead by that time.
Ura. I should be well then, for you will not love me.
Leu. Indeed I will. This is the prettiest passion that e'er I felt yet: why dost thou look so earnestly upon me?
Ura. You have fair eyes Master.
Leu. Sure the boy dotes: why dost thou sigh my child?
Ura. To think that such a fine man should live, and no gay Lady love him.
Leu. Thou wilt love me?
Ura. Yes sure till I die, and when I am in heaven, I'll e'en wish for you.
Leu. And I'll come to thee boy. This is a Love I never yet heard tell of: come, thou art sleepy child; goe in, and I'll sit with thee: heaven what portends this?
Ura. You are sad, but I am not sleepy, would I could do ought to make you merry: shall I sing?
Leu. If thou wilt good Boy. Alas my boy, that thou shouldst comfort me, and art far worse than I!
Enter Timantus with a Letter disguised.
Ura. Law Master, there's one, look to your [sen.]
Leu. What art thou that in this dismal place,
Which nothing could find out but misery,
Thus boldly stepst? Comfort was never here,
Here is no food, nor beds, nor any house
Built by a better Architect than beasts;
And e'r you get dwelling from one of them,
You must fight for it: if you conquer him,
He is your meat: if not, you must be his.
Tim. I come to you (for if I not mistake, you are the
Prince) from that most Noble Lord Ismenus with a Letter.
Ura. Alas, I fear I shall be discover'd now.
Leu. Now I feel my self the poorest of all mortal things.
Where is he that receives such courtesies
But he has means to shew his gratefulness
Some way or other? I have none at all:
I know not how to speak so much as well
Of thee, but to these trees.
[Leucippus opening the Letter, the whilst Timantus runs at him, and Urania steps before.
Tim. His Letters speak him, Sir—
Ura. Gods keep me but from knowing him till I die: aye me, sure I cannot live a day, Oh thou foul Traitor: How do you Master?
Leu. How dost thou my child? alas, look on [t]his, it may make thee repentant, to behold those innocent drops that thou hast drawn from thence.
Ura. 'Tis nothing Sir, and you be well.
Tim. Oh pardon me, know you me now, Sir?
Leu. How couldst thou find me out?
Tima. We intercepted a Letter from Ismenus, and the bearer directed me.
Leu. Stand up Timantus boldly,
The world conceives that thou art guilty
Of divers treasons to the State and me:
But oh far be it from the innocence
Of a just man, to give a Traitor death
Without a tryal: here the Countrey is not
To purge thee or condemn thee; therefore
A nobler trial than thou dost deserve,
Rather than none at all, here I accuse thee
Before the face of Heaven, to be a Traitor
Both to the Duke my Father and to me, and the
Whole Land: speak, is it so or no?
Tima. 'Tis true Sir, pardon me.
Leu. Take heed Timantus how thou dost cast away thy self, I must proceed to execution hastily if thou confess it: speak once againe, is it so or no?
Tima. I am not guilty, Sir.
[Fight here: the Prince gets his sword, and gives it him.
Leu. Gods and thy sword acquit thee, here it is.
Tima. I will not use any violence against your Highness.
Leu. At thy peril then, for this must be thy trial: and from henceforth look to thy self.
[Timantus draws his sword, and runs at him when he turns aside.
Tim. I do beseech you, Sir, let me not fight.
Leu. Up, up again Timantus,
There is no way but this, believe me.
Now if—Fie, fie Timantus, is there no
Usage can recover thee from baseness? wert thou
Longer to converse with men, I would have chid
Thee for this: be all thy faults forgiven.
Tim. Oh spare me Sir, I am not fit for death.
Leu. I think th[o]u art not, yet trust me, fitter than for life: Yet tell me e'r thy breath be gone, know'st of any other plots against me?
Tim. Of none.
Leu. What course wouldst thou have taken, when thou hadst kill'd me?
Tim. I would have ta'en your Page, and married her.
Leu. What Page?
Tim. Your boy there. [Dies.
[Urania sounds.
Leu. Is he fall'n mad in death, what does he mean?
Some good god help me at the worst: how dost thou?
Let not thy misery vex me, thou shalt have
What thy poor heart can wish: I am a Prince,
And I will keep thee in the gayest cloaths,
And the finest things, that ever pretty boy had given him.
Ura. I know you well enough,
Feth I am dying, and now you know all too.
Leu. But stir up thy self; look what a Jewel here is,
See how it glisters: what a pretty shew
Will this make in thy little ear? ha, speak,
Eat but a bit, and take it.
Ura. Do you not know me?
Leu. I prethee mind thy health: why that's well said my good boy, smile still.
Ura. I shall smile till death an I see you, I am Urania, your Sister-in-law.
Leu. How?
Ura. I am Urania.
Leu. Dulness did seize me, now I know thee well;
Alas, why cam'st thou hither?
Ura. Feth for love, I would not let you know till I was dying; for you could not love me, my Mother was so naught.
Leu. I will love thee, or any thing: what? wilt
Thou leave me as soon as I know thee?
Speak one word to me: alas she's past it,
She will ne'er speak more.
What noise is that? it is no matter who
Enter Ismenus with the Lords.
Comes on me now. What worse than mad are you
That seek out sorrows? if you love delights
Begone from hence.
Isme. Sir, for you we come, as Soldiers to revenge the wrongs you have suffer'd under this naughty creature: what shall be done with her? say, I am ready.
Leu. Leave her to Heaven, brave Cosin, they shall tell her how she has sinn'd against 'em, my hand shall never be stain'd with such base bloud: live wicked Mother: that reverend Title be your pardon, for I will use no extremity against you, but leave you to Heaven.
Bacha. Hell take you all, or if there be a place
Of torment that exceeds that, get you thither:
And till the devils have you, may your lives
Be one continued plague, and such a one,
That knows no friends nor ending.
May all ages that shall succeed, curse you as I do:
And if it be possible, I ask it heaven,
That your base issues may be ever Monsters,
That must for shame of nature and succession,
Be drown'd like dogs.
Would I had breath to [poyson] you.
Leu. Would you had love within you, and such grief
As might become a Mother: look you there,
Know you that face? that was Urania:
These are the fruits of those unhappy Mothers,
That labour with such horrid births as you do:
If you can weep, there's cause; poor innocent,
Your wickedness has kill'd her: I'll weep for you.
Isme. Monstrous woman,
Mars would weep at this, and yet she cannot.
Leu. Here lies your Minion too, slain by my hand,
I will not say you are the cause: yet certain,
I know you were [to] blame, the gods forgive you.
Isme. See, she stands as if she were inventing
Some new destruction for the world.
Leu. Ismenus, thou art welcome yet to my sad company.
Isme. I come to make you somewhat sadder, Sir.
Leu. You cannot, I am at the height already.
Isme. Your Fathers dead.
Leu. I thought so, Heaven be with him: Oh woman, woman, weep now or never, thou hast made more sorrows than we have eyes to utter.
Bac. Now let Heaven fall, I am at the worst of evils, a thing so miserably wretched, that every thing, the last of humane comforts hath left me: I will not be so base and cold, to live and wait the mercies of these men I hate, no, 'tis just I die, since fortune hath left me, my step discent attends me: hand, strike thou home, I have soul enough to guide; and let all know, as I stood a Queen, the same I'll fall, and one with me. [She stabs the Prince with a knife.
Leu. Ho.
Isme. How do you, Sir?
Leu. Nearer my health, than I think any here, my tongue begins to faulter: what is man? or who would be one, when he sees a poor weak woman can in an instant make him none.
Dor. She is dead already.
Isme. Let her be damn'd already as she is: post all for Surgeons.
Leu. Let not a man stirr, for I am but dead:
I have some few words which I would have you hear,
And am afraid I shall want breath to speak 'em:
First to you my Lords, you know Ismenus is
Undoubtedly Heir of Lycia, I do beseech you all,
When I am dead, to shew your duties to him.
Lords. We vow to do't.
Leu. I thank you.
Next to you Cosin Ismenus, that shall be the Duke,
I pray you let the broken Image of Cupid
Be re-edified, I know all this is done by him.
Isme. It shall be so.
Leu. Last, I beseech you that my Mother-in-law may have a burial according to— [Dies.
Isme. To what, Sir?
Dor. There is a full point.
Isme. I will interpret for him; she shall have burial according to her own deserts, with dogs.
Dor. I would your Majesty would haste for setling of the people.
Isme. I am ready.
Age. Goe, and let the Trumpets sound
Some mournful thing, whilst we convey the body
Of this unhappy Prince unto the Court,
And of that virtuous Virgin to a Grave:
But drag her to a ditch, where let her lie,
Accurst, whilst one man has a memory. [Exeunt.
Cupid's Speech.
The time now of my Revenge draws near.
Nor shall it lessen as I am a god,
With all the cries and prayers that have been;
And those that be to come, though they be infinite,
In need and number.