| CHAPTER | | PAGE |
| I. | The Marmouset | [3] |
| II. | The Wood Fire and Its Friends | [18] |
| III. | With Special Reference to a Certain Colony of Penguins | [34] |
| IV. | The Arrival of a Lady of Quality | [60] |
| V. | In which the Difference Between a Cannibal and a Freebooter is Clearly Set Forth | [95] |
| VI. | Proving that the Course of True Love Never Did Run Smooth | [120] |
| VII. | In which Our Landlord Becomes Both Entertaining and Instructive | [144] |
| VIII. | Containing Several Experiences and Adventures Showing the Wide Contrasts in Life | [163] |
| IX. | In which Madame la Marquise Binds Up Broken Heads and Bleeding Hearts | [182] |
| X. | In which We Entertain a Jail-bird | [211] |
| XI. | In which the Habits of Certain Ghosts, Goblins, Bandits, and Other Objectionable Persons Are Duly Set Forth | [240] |
| XII. | Why Mignon Went to Market | [267] |
| XIII. | With a Dissertation on Round Pegs and Square Holes | [280] |
| XIV. | A Woman’s Way | [304] |
| XV. | Apple-blossoms and White Muslin | [335] |