That’s My Pa

Always stern,

Likes no fun;

Sits and reads

When home he’ll come.

Says the light

Is awful dim;

Tells me not

To bother him.

Smokes his pipe,

Don’t say a word;

Says boys should be seen,

Not heard.

Makes me go

To bed at eight,

While he and ma

Both sit up late.

Looks at me

So awfully grave;

Tells me that

I must behave.

Thinks of no one

’Cepting ma.

Oh! he’s cranky—

That’s my pa.