Fergit Dem Dreams

Leaving the Realm of Dreams, the Jumbler quotes the advice of a married friend.

Aw, cut it, kid! Dis lovin' gag
Don't make no hit wid me;
I've went de route and ought ter know—
Fer, ain't I married? Gee!
Dere's nuthin to it, foolish man;
None of 'em's what dey seems,
De game's a bunk, Kid, all way tru—
Wake up, fergit dem dreams!

Most earnestly the Jumbler presents his views on Serious Matters pertaining to Love and Life.

Fickleness of Maidens.
Constancy—As Applied to One Man.
The One and The Only.
Handle With Care.
My Garden.
My Threnody.
Eternity.