CONTENTS.

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I.THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR[1]
II.THAT OF THE LATE MR. BROWN[5]
III.THAT OF OUR OLD FRIEND, BISHOP P.[9]
IV.THAT OF CAPTAIN ARCHIBALD MCKAN[15]
V.THAT OF MATILDA[20]
VI.THAT OF "DOCTHOR" PATRICK O'DOOLEY[25]
VII.THAT OF MY AUNT BETSY[31]
VIII.THAT OF THE TUCK-SHOP WOMAN[37]
IX.THAT OF S. P. IDERS WEBBE, SOLICITOR[43]
X.THAT OF MONSIEUR ALPHONSE VERT[50]
XI.THAT OF LORD WILLIAM OF PURLEIGH[55]
XII.THAT OF PASHA ABDULLA BEY[60]
XIII.THAT OF ALGERNON CROKER[65]
XIV.THAT OF——?[69]
XV.THAT OF THE RIVAL HAIRDRESSERS[75]
XVI.THAT OF THE AUCTIONEER'S DREAM[80]
XVII.THAT OF THE PLAIN COOK[86]
XVIII.THAT OF TWO MEDDLESOME PARTIES AND THEIR RESPECTIVE FATES[91]
XIX.THAT OF THE HOOLIGAN AND THE PHILANTHROPIST[98]
XX.THAT OF THE SOCIALIST AND THE EARL[104]
XXI.THAT OF THE RETIRED PORK-BUTCHER AND THE SPOOK[109]
XXII.THAT OF THE POET AND THE BUCCANEERS[115]
XXIII.THAT OF THE UNDERGROUND "SULPHUR CURE"[121]
XXIV.THAT OF THE FAIRY GRANDMOTHER AND THE COMPANY PROMOTER[127]
XXV.THAT OF THE GEISHA AND THE JAPANESE WARRIOR[132]
XXVI.THAT OF THE INDISCREET HEN AND THE RESOURCEFUL ROOSTER[137]
XXVII.THAT OF A DUEL IN FRANCE[141]
XXVIII.THAT OF THE ASTUTE NOVELIST[146]
XXIX.THAT OF THE ABSENT-MINDED LADY[151]
XXX.THAT OF THE GERMAN BAKER AND THE COOK[155]
XXXI.THAT OF THE CONVERTED CANNIBALS[160]
XXXII.THAT OF A FRUITLESS ENDEAVOUR[164]
XXXIII.THAT OF THE UNFORTUNATE LOVER[168]
XXXIV.THAT OF THE FEMALE GORILLY[174]
XXXV.THAT OF THE ARTIST AND THE MOTOR-CAR. (A TRAGEDY)[179]
XXXVI.THAT OF THE INCONSIDERATE NABOB AND THE LADY WHO DESIRED TO BE A BEGUM[184]
XXXVII.THAT OF DR. FARLEY, M.D., SPECIALIST IN LITTLE TOES[188]
XXXVIII.THAT OF JEREMIAH SCOLES, MISER[192]
XXXIX.THAT OF THE HIGH-SOULED YOUTH[196]
LX.THAT OF MR. JUSTICE DEAR'S LITTLE JOKE AND THE UNFORTUNATE MAN WHO COULD NOT SEE IT[201]
LXI.THAT OF THE LADIES OF ASCENSION ISLAND[205]
LXII.THAT OF THE ARTICULATING SKELETON[208]
LXIII.THAT OF YE LOVE PHILTRE: (AN OLD-ENGLISH LEGEND)[211]
LXIV.THAT OF THE BARGAIN SALE[216]
LXV.THAT OF A DECEASED FLY (A BALLADE)[221]
EPILOGUE[224]