The Order.
| 1. | Vowels, 2. Diphthongs, 3. Consonants. |
A is us’d 7 ways, and other Vowels so;
When thus, or so, it doth amaze, we have no mark to know.
First, A long in Chamber changed danger commanded. Secondly, Short in Amber hang’d Anger, Understanding.
Now suppose Rennard the Fox, or the like old book, was Reprinted, and â long Cambril’d, (which the Greeks call Perispomene) and a short not, would not that be a good guide for reading old Rennard unreprinted, with a right pronounciation, though there be no difference in a long or short.
Next, if it would please the wisdom of foolish custom (in whose errors of this kind (though in nothing else) all Religions meet) being long enough advis’d in time, to think fit to amend in the Copy, or at least in the Margin, where words are far otherwise spell’d, than they are pronounc’d (which the Hebrews call Kery and Kethiu; the Copy as written, but Kery the Margin as read, mark’d with Asterisk, one to the other)[B] I believe our Printers could as easily Cambril our English Vowels, as Circumflex the Latin, which would be a sure guide for reading.
3dly and 4thly, A short without either rule or reason before a Consonant or two, with e after, as ace, acre, able, unstable, father, with A long, and solace, massacre, constable, gather, with A short.
5thly, A put for A Cambril to make e or o long, as bear, greater, broad, board. 6thly, Put like a Cambril, and is not a Cambril, neither, as Beatrice, create, creatour: So is i a false Cambril to a, as foraigners. When a person is in Commission, he should wear the livery of his Office; but when he signifies nothing, he should not put it on, nay rather, he had better keep at home.
7thly, A standing for just nothing, but as the shadow of a Cambril, as heaven, earth, bread, head, realm, meadow, read in the Preterperfect Tense.
In a Rail of Pales, if one be out to let in one Hog, ’tis enough to let in the whole Herd into the Close, is an observation applicable to the premisses.
E long and short, and we can see no cause for’t in equally and equity, in cement, regard, torment, rebell, register, long and short in the same words being Acute when Verbs, and penacute when Nounes. But any Child or Foreigner, that never heard the words spoken, might uneasily guess at the true pronunciation by the sense, That an Acute would be a great ease and comfort to the Reader and Teacher, and no great trouble to the Printer.
3dly, and 4thly, E long and short before 2 Cambrils to bear up its train, viz. e before, and e after a Consonant, also g and e, or i and gh, 3 Cambrils, as eare, beare, with a and e; but here with but one Cambril; weigh with 2 or 3: In east, bread, stead, it makes no use of the Cambrils, only for state A must dance attendance, as in many hundreds more.
5thly, and 6thly, e long and short before a consonant or 2, and another e, as steple, people, treble and indeleble.
7thly, Syllables are long without e for a Cambril, as dost, most, ghost, bright, right, sign, design, and short, notwithstanding e Cambril as hence, since, prince, possible, facile, but Prince and Simple proper Names be spoken, with i long, that an unknown Reader mistake not the persons names.
But how nonsensically e is us’d in the end of syllables short in live, love, gives, but long, alive, and gives (fetters) and is pronounc’d and unpronounc’d before s, as rages, wages, cages, horses, asses, churches, and porches, and not in cares, fears, hopes, robes, bones, and making i long and not, as writer, fighter, mitre, hither and thither: In whether, e short, and weather, in neither e long; likewise e is pronounc’d and unpronounc’d in the middle, as commandements, righteous, covetous, stupefie, not in careful, careless, grateful, feareful; not in wednesday, and is pronounc’d after a diphthong or double consonant, very needlesly, as in inne, Anne, asse, poore, roome, joye, cause, laws, coife, choice, juice, and as badly after syllables made long by a or i, as feares, roads, theire, veine, veile, either. In Beresford the latter e is mispronounced by Scholarship, mistaken to make it trissylable.
8thly, E is pronounc’d sometimes singly in the end of words, as in Phebe, Cyrene, Penelope, Euterpe. But these be Greek words, but so is not the and be. But what an Husteron proteran is this to teach the Greek Grammar before the Battledore.
9thly, E put for a in they, their, and for i in ever, never, evil, wevil, devil.
10th, E put for ee, as Peter, Steven, even, he, she, me, we. And sometimes ie for the same, as yield, believe, friend, and otherwise in fiend, friend, diet, quiet, but not alike neither, but let that run upon th’ tongue, made long in people by o, also infeoffe, heofness. viz. Heavens, (f pronounc’d as v) left out in George, biere, friend, leave out i, sieve, e; diet; and quiet, take in both.
11th, EE for e long, as beere, drink, deere, venison.
12th, Sometimes ee for twice, e, as Beersheba, overseer.
13th, Y and e, both for one Cambril, because one was perhaps to weak. Though one Cambril seems enough for one small veile, as dayes, wayes; also i and e, as haires, praise, and w and e, as showes, knows, crowes, not in lose. But why may not w serve after a and e, and y after o, I know not. Methinks the dead Letters should not be coye on what Cambril they’re hang’d on; but I must ask the Butchers, and what doth e after Ile, for I will.
14th, E defective in seest, fleeth, freeest, agreed; that prodigal as e is of its company, should ever be wanting is a wonder; where there ought to be 3 ease, or ez, or thrice e, two for a diphthong, if it may be one for the syllable, that the distiction may seeme not heard between seeth, beholdeth, and see the boile, e is added.
But alas it is objected lately within this Seven years by G. B. that Compositors leav out E in days and ways, and such like; Garamercy for that! But why do they not leav out y also, which signifies not more, but les than e: And why is not i and e cast out of praise and raise, and e from wife and strife, which adorn the words no more than Beauty-spots do a Whore’s Face: And why is not w for a black Patch, cast awa from know and blow, as well as da, and wa hav cast awa their Pock arr-y; and why is not w to do, where there’s need; that ’ton need no mock ’tuthr wi’ the los, and wi’ the load of w: Now indeed we have cast awa ugh from though, and although, when som sound is of them, and not left gh out in bright, light, thought, where they signify no more than a chip, or herb Gohn in poredg: [C] Ha! Ha! He! Yet in floweth and knoweth w sounds well, having an influence in the following vowel.
15th, Other verieties to make a syllable long without e, as a in boast, board, coasts, coales, not holes.
Also Short i, as veil, either, neither, and somtimes ’tis a diphthong, as neighbour, eight. Also o, as people, enfeoff, heofness. And u, as foure, foul, not in honour, neighbour, where o, and u, stand for as good as nothing.
And all Vowels be us’d supervacaneously before l, n, or r; as in brethren, coffen, children, open, navill, wevill; not in cavill, Sybill, and civill; apron, button, mutton, iron, reason, bacon, treason; and in proper names, as Gackson, Gohnson, Wilson, Tomson, Rependon, Repton, Donnington; not in God-Son, Common, but in Cousin.
All vowels be us’d in vain before r, as pillar, cellar, winter, summer, dinner, curfir, (as it were cover, fire,) honour, donour, neighbour, pleasure, measure, nature, feature, scripture, martyr. I is us’d severally.
1st and 2dly, I Long and short in the same circumstances, as blind, find, mind, with i long, kindred, limb, shrimp, pinch, with i short; gh makes i long, as bright, might, plight, &c. and i is long without ’em, as bite, kite, write.
3dly and 4thly, I short with a consonant, and e after it, as lives, gives, nouns and verbs: Bible, possible, triple, tribled, idle fidle, Prince, prince. 5thly, and 6thly, makeing e long, and not as before.
7thly, Used in vain, as gainful, &c. as before; also e and a put for i, as borage, savage, knowledge, colledge, not in hedge and nonage; also y was us’d formerly for i.
But most abominably i is us’d for g, which is unpardonable, when g being a letter of a double meaning can do without, as gaol, or goal; why should it infect i with its own distemper, to be double minded.
Lastly, W[h]y g[h] ma not make all vowels long as well as i, and w[h]y ma not ye and we make vowels long, as well as a, e, and o; we must ask t[h]e natural P[h]ilosop[h]ers w[h]at sympat[h]y or antipat[h]y is in t[h]e Lettrz; and w[h]et[h]er an occult quality; or t[h]e divines, if t[h]ere be not a mystery in it above nature before we adventure to teah and cong the batl-dur; and w[h]y I ma not supply t[h]e place of y rat[h]er t[h]an g, as in yate, yell, yule, younger, (as Italians).
T[h]is [h]ad bin very excuseable, and not wit[h]out antient president. As likewise w[h]y some consonants take exception at some vowels; or some vowels at t[h]em, t[h]at t[h]ey change t[h]eir meaning? as c and g, sometimes before e and i, and t before ion sometimes.
8thly, W[h]y not always wit[h]out exeption: If t[h]ere be a supernatural cause (for we are sure t[h]eir is no natural one) for t[h]ese t[h]ings, t[h]ey will declare it, if not; t[h]ere must needs be a preternatural won.
O, is us’d accordingly, as most, dost, lost, tost.
3dly and 4thly, As some, come, [h]ome, done, gone; short a in Joan, Joanne, Joakim, a and o part.
Also l makes o long, as roll, poll, not extoll, and w[h]y not ot[h]er vowels too.
O, for oe, as mot[h]er, among, from.
O, for u, as brot[h]er, come, some, word, world, wont, t[h]e verb; anot[h]er, good, blood, not yonder.
O, for a, nort[h]erly, as paredg, [h]arses, carn, amang.
U is us’d promiscuously, as appears in the vowels afore going, but not so frequently as the rest, as [h]ugh long, hug short; [h]uge, voluble, superfluous after b and g, as build, guard, not regard, q being call’d cu, needs it not; guide, not gilbert.
But v consonant not call’d ev, with a different caracter, is no less absur’d than j consonant, not call’d ij, with a different figure, as mejer for measure, as the French also use it, as je vou remercy. So osier, [h]osier, easier, azure, &c.
F us’d for v anciently, as d for th, as fader; but spokn as we do now: ev is us’d for f in the West, as vire, vield, for fire, field, and we put p for v in upper: The Hebrews put veth for it, beth for b, the Spaniards make v, b, but to let other Languages alone, we pass to
The Diphthongs.
Whereof 3 be very absurd, ee for which the Latins us’d ij, as ijdem oculi lucent, eadem feritatis imago est, Ov. met. The Greeks made Eta a doble e, as also oo OMEGA.
2. Oo, for which the Latins us’d uu, as uva, uuula, and the British and Hebrews double u.
3. Aw, all, au, as augre, maugre, awe, law, all, calf, (se the rest in l.) and ao properly, as graot, gaol, gaot.
Ai, as straight, again, not, wait, ei as eight, not neither.
Oi, as boile, not the noun.
Uu is serv’d by oo, and so forth. No thanks for it.
Ui, as juice. Ou, as ought, not, out.
Au is put for ao, ou for au, as sauce, souce.
Eu or ew, ewe, neuter, is right.
Iu, as view, might be mended thus, viu.
Ou is common, as could, cow, but there is difference between o long and short.
O is often us’d for a triphthong (y in British). O u u, as hone, stone, doore, through, wo, whore, fore, more.
In ou o is oft left out, as double, trouble.
L is us’d for o, as Ralph, [h]alf, calf, malt, [h]alt, salt and scalp, not in [h]ealth and wealth, and dealt: L is so us’d after e, as elf, not self, whelm, Gulielm, not elme.
Lastly, L is for u, as old, cold, gold, fold, bold, colt, bolt, not in dolt.
If ae, eo, ie, and ea be diphthongs, and lawfully marry’d by Banes, or Licens, I’m sure it is but an [h]alf char-marriage, for they (for a just impediment) never bed together.
Amendment offer’d.
Make a Cambril over the vowels to make ’em long; and this will cure innumerabl errors, and there will be no more mistakes or abuse of the vowels, and this will save a world of truble.
But because the titl of i stands in the way, give a dash for I long, and let a low Apostrophe, as high as the bodies of the letters, stand for i short, and i with a tittle for double i or ee. So
Mal, mel, mil, mol, mul.
Mâl, mêl, mıl, môl, mûl.[D]
Then ask the Printer whether a Cambril set over the vowels, be not as good, and cheap as an e, a, o, or gh at the end.
But w[h]at difference can we make in figures, between ou, long o, and short o? Thus like the sign Taurus[E] after the Greek fashion is short ou, or (speak Tongue) ou at lengt[h], is long o wit[h] u; and again the sign Taurus wit[h] a Foot-Ball between [h]is [h]orns, is t[h]e Trift[h]ong; t[h]e reason belongs to Grammar.
For to lay sound upon sound wit[h]out sig[h]t, is as field upon field, false Heraldry.
But as for suc[h] as [h]ave t[h]eir for[h]eads no broader t[h]an t[h]eir Battledore, they must stic in the old nooke at q in the corner, not seven years, but seventy times seven.
’Tis not a sin sait[h] a P[h]ilosop[h]er t[h]at I cannot spel wel, but t[h]at I cannot live well. If we [h]ave t[h]is error from the Lawyers we [h]ope ’tis lawful; for to put in letters in a word or words in a deed, more t[h]an enoug[h] often. But the Lawyers English may be no better t[h]an [h]is Latin, t[h]e one as [h]ard to be spell’d, as t[h]e ot[h]er to be parsd.
Next we come to the Consonants.
Third Part of Babling Babel undermin’d; the Eyes submitting to the Ears.
Consonants do sometimes stand for noug[h]t,
Sometimes for one anot[h]er;
But w[h]en stands eah one as it oug[h]t?
W[h]en stands it for its brot[h]er?
B is a Consonant [h]at[h] no name-sake, as none oug[h]t to have. For put a vowel before or after it, its all one for the name and value, for every value of a letter is according to its name, or oug[h]t to be, for the name is proper to the figure as call, de or ed, ’tis all one, as r o ed, rod. Call b be, or eb; but use custom, ’tis [h]elpful w[h]en proper; [h]urtful w[h]en improper. B is overplus in Lamb, t[h]umb, debt, doubt; and w[h]at need is t[h]ere of t[h]ese unnecessary bees; scarce one in a Parish besides the Parson t[h]inks t[h]e two last come of Latin words, debitum and dubito, w[h]ere t[h]ey are pronounc’d.
B is a letter of t[h]e lips, shutting t[h]e lips before t[h]e vowel, w[h]en it begins a syllable, and after a vowel when it ends: So do the rest in BUMaF viz. ev, we, m, f, p.
A Rule useful for School-Teachers, for short Tongu’d Children, for easy Utterance use the upper Letters for the neather.
| B | [G] | D | V | G | J | Z | [C] | [Y] | [R] |
| For | |||||||||
| P | C | [T] | F | H | [J] | S | [T] | K | R |
Probatum est.
By one I had a Scholar, could speak none of the neather Letters, till he [h]ad learn’d (after the West [G]untry fashion, and the Rules of the Learn’d Grammars) to pronounce the upper first.
We are not awar [h]au muh our deseitful lettrz [h]indr uthr Learning, and refining Inglish, and [h]au tru letrz would furthr it.
Mad C w’[c] s spelz sound [c]e sàm, Stilo novo.
Betráz q h and k.
Desetfule deniz its nam,
And s do[c] it betra.
Dissembli[v] C wi[c] nidles vot,
Ov ridi[v] brex [c]e nec.
Unles it [h]av a proper nam,
And spelli[v] suits wi[c] C.
C [g]ivz an il exampl,
And iz a tripl tna[v]: CCC ERAS. Ad.
On gustis it do[c] trampl,
Scab’d for aol [h]er aolz bra[v].
Ov sierz [c]e blind ledr iz:
[D]e ded [c]e livi[v] rul. ARISTOF.
And [w]ot a tirsum tasc iz [c]is
To wat upon a Fuul?
Larg [h]ausn [h]av wi in larg taunz,
And largr hevnle buux:
Larg Cots and Tlox [h]av wi and [G]aunz,
Aur fit in letr stox.
It nivr iz tuu lat to [t]riv,
Nor to inven[j]onz ad:
For Silvr auns wi ra[c]r striv,
Dun mane paundz ov Led.
Nau [c]at I ma u trule si,
Sertante to mi sa:
If lic u sim and no frend be,
Non ledz mi wursr wa.
In cruuced waz [c]is aol iz il,
Men tno not [c]at [c]a er.
And [c]at men luv darcnes stil,
No faot in endless fir.
As c t and h do fuul our erz ovr and ovr in hatch and catch, &c. so dodh D (non without deset) in Wednesday, Hedg, Judg, spring, grudg, badg, where g may do well without its false [h]elp or cumber-place.
F is unpronounc’d in mastiff and t is spoken instead of f, in handful, armful, sackful. But it hath manifest wrong done it, by his convertible p, and its unconvertible h, against their own names too, as Philip. Whereas ph help no more for spelling Filip, than it doth Alexander. Now if you had said HURH spells Church, and GUG spells Judge, I could easily believe it.
But heap, God, thy, thigh, hang, shame, which are none of the seven spell’d by the Letters we intend should spell them: neither can any Englishman for his ears, eyes and wits, spell any of these words, and MILLIONS more like ’em, more by his 24 English Letters, make what shift he can, while Ingland is Ingland, and have both Universities, CAMBRIGE and Oxford to help him, and all the Universities beyond the Seas to help them.
Viz. [Y]èp, [G]od, [C]i, [T]i, [Y]a[v], [J]à[v], [W]ih; also [F]aun, [R]ûm; and Hif, Ked, Plejr. For
Turpe est doctore cum culpa redarguit ipsum.
According to Cato:
Unto the Teacher its a shame,
In others his own Faults to blame.
Thus you percieve the whole World is but in the Battle-dore, and Lerning is in the Cradle, and the sayings of this Book, as Macroons to invite her to the taking her Letters to keep up old custom. As Horas [h]ath it in his first Sermon.
——Pueris dant crustula blandi
Doctores elementa velint ut discere prima.
Kind Teachers give Boys Bun and Cake,
Their Letters for to Learn them make.
G is deaf in sign, not signifie, and g[h] in boug[h]t, broug[h]t, not in coug[h], throug[h], enoug[h], w[h]ih is strangly spoken, stuff, enoug[h], boug[h]s, enoug[h], (corn enoug[h]) and sig[h]ed, and g[h]ed spells [h]ead, if ec be not cast away; let k be g[h]a, else k (unless for g[h]) as in back, stack, crack, would be a vain impertinent Letter, and deserves (as suh) in an orderly Family to be cic’d out o’ th’ doors. For our Battle-dore is a well-[g]overn’d SITY, w[h]ih shuts out all idle impertinent persnz, as vagrants wit[h] t[h]eir extravagancies out o’ t[h]’ Gates.
H is vain, in Ghost, Sc[h]olar, not in Churh, but c is, t[h]erefore it deserves to be turn’d out of doors, for loosing its good name, [h]aving work enoug[h] to live of its trade, and is an Interlooper, sounding one t[h]ing by its self, anot[h]er in word-spelling, that she ma not be [h]onest by [h]er self, and a knave in company.
L in will, bell, mall, full, and t[h]ousands more.
M in gemm, stem, &c.
N in Henry and proper names, as Normanton, Rependon, Donington. T[h]e former n is un[h]eard.
P in receipt, not except, and mig[h]t as well be left out, as in deceit, conceit, of t[h]e same sin, so empty temptation.
S in isle, island, ass, as is uz, s single is as
T in whitsunday, and watch, catch, clutch.
U is turn’d into EV, Coventry, Daventry, Oven for Couentry, Dauntry, Ouen, an eut; see Mr. Dugdal.
So our Letters rat[h]er marr than mend our Language, w[h]en wrong spell’d: but more Letters would do well in the Alfabet, (w[h]ih is preparing) but fewer in most words to spell properly.
We is us’d t[h]ree ways, as a vowel, as now, [h]ow, as a consonant in we, went, as nothing, in know, show, and bo.
Ye is us’d four ways, as a consonant, as yea, yes, as a long and short vowel, as w[h]y, [h]oly and doubtful, as my, t[h]y, and as not[h]ing in may day.
W[h]en each Letter [h]at[h] but one meaning 1; the Reading is certain as two and twenty one, one wants w, and two ma spare it.
Z is scarce us’d in vain, but as many consonants are double to make a short vowel, as Buzze, but is most us’d for s after all Letters but p, c, t, for plurals and t[h]e like, s and z seem to cross one another, as raze and raise, and x for z, as beaux.
Since renoun’d Aut[h]ors of late [h]ave left out ugh, as t[h]oug[h] and the like, writing t[h]o’, if they [h]ad left out w and y superfluous, as know, row, da, t[h]are, and put out all vain letters, and cambril the vowels, the idle Letters would never [h]ave come in again.
Now if Books were begun to be all printed by t[h]ese directions, t[h]ey would make all other old books easier read, and more truly pronounced, t[h]e false spelling being discover’d and amended.
But Letters are neither here nor there, for all this, in every circuit there is something of a particular dialect, differing from the common English, though the Western and Northern differ most.
Now when we speak of altering the Letters, we alter not, but establish and settle the known speech, which is no more but to alter or remove the sign when it directedh to the wrong [h]ouse, but the Inn all the while is the same. If one be in the North or West, he had best speak as they do, that he may be readily understood, which is the end of speech.
We have corruptions enough in our Letters to corrupt all Languages writ with them.
If our Letters were thus Corrected, a stranger, or home-bred, might learn as much English in a day, as otherwise in a month or more.
Put nature in arts Cradle, and its fet in the stox.
There have been many changes of [G]overnment this hundred years, yet the same errors rule, that we are, and no body for promisiz better.
But what ails you to be so bitter against the Letters? Why I look at them as the dark-house to lodge all our errors in, and a feather-bed, where all, both errors and unknown sins may be lodg’d, therefore I pull out the Straws out of your bolster, that I may let light into the house, that you ma see you lodge in a thorn-bush instead of a feather-bed. But I find, (God [h]elp us both) that at all final errors are friends of the greater, that neither am I able by these letters to speak, nor you to understand me by Writing. Nay no man is by old Letters able so much as to hint what he would have the new ones call’d, but the old will insinuate their sufficiency.
The Fourth Part, of Instructions Instructed, or Light out of Darkness.
The first Table, wherein the self-same sounds are Spell’d by different Letters, first Right, and then Wrong.
A as a, Manna, Joshua, Asia, Judah, Hannah; why ma we not cast awa the Hebrew He out of words, as well as the Latins and Greeks have done? Day, say, their, they, fair. These Letters that be, not pronounc’d are very wellcome to be gone, the door stands wide open.
E, as be, the, Phebe, yea, weigh, key, holy. If propagating Error be lawful, ’tis lawful to teach wrong.
I, as Ivi; lie, lye, thy, why, thigh, buy, for the first might as lawfully be spell’d like the last, as UYe I, as the last is wrong spell’d, but more lawfully ma the last be spell’d as your first.
O, do, no, so, to, right, tow, dough, Bowes, beau, sloe, slow. (If u be pronounc’d in flow, ’tis a diphthong, let u take its place) wrong.
U, as tru, blue, Hugh, new, a singl u might stand for you (if it please u) but not for your, beauty.
Ao, gaol, gaot, graot, goal, law, sauce, calf, scalp, caug[h]t, taug[h]t.
Al, as ale, fail, but, fayl in old Books.
El, as kele, meale, seale, veil, and veal.
Il, mile, isle, island, boile, pyle.
Ol, mole, soul, coal, roll, poll.
Ul, deul, the straig[h]test road, the shortest rule.
Sore against shins it goes to go about,
Where you’ve but one road, you cannot go out.
So âm, em, im, om, um, and an, en, in, on, un, as claim, p[h]legm, rooms, [h]olmes, tombs, soveraign, foreigners, sign, groan, hewn.
Hav two strait lines from point to point you shall,
* Pseudografy ageometrical. * Bz.
So a, e, and sofort[h], before, before, r, s, t, z, bier, [h]ig[h]er, bore, soar, four, lower, case, ace, raze, bass, peace, cease, rise, price, justice, prose, sloce, prize, wise, eyes, lies, rise verb, sighs, use, noun, truce, nose, foes, blows, use verb; suit, an evet: but s is us’d for z too oft, the more intollerable; but z should be us’d when it makes a distinction between noun and verb, as use, rise, abuse:
Conceit wit[h]out receit, is mere deceit.
Jams, gaol, Jo[h]n, goal, magistrate, majesty, geese, fleece, sig[h]ed, [h]ead, sadled, glad, titled, clad, battled, know, frenh, wensh, good, blood, wort[h], [h]unt, gentl, jear, rih, wit[h], city, sit, scituate, year, be[h]aviour, Joshua, wa, now, noug[h]t.
S, as factious, precious, anctious, conscience, sho, fashion, Je[h]oschua, these wi the help ov the Frenh, as quelque hose, and old Authors ma be quadrupled all wrong.
So x for ckes, as flax, stackes, sex, necks, six, stickes, fox, rokes, flux, bucks.
What spells g u g, q i c, [w] i h, R e p n, s c o l r; if wrong (w [h]as no business there) be plesant, rite, (gh [h]at[h] not[h]ing to do t[h]ere) is plezantr, unless to please t[h]ose t[h]at [h]ave t[h]eir wits wit[h]out ’em, will [h]ave t[h]e ears misled by t[h]e eys, and t[h]e soul by t[h]e body, t[h]erefore (suppose t[h]at t[h]ere are fashions for t[h]e soul as well as the body) in t[h]e old Church Bible ov K. J. its [h]ye, now [h]ig[h]; so formerly forainers, now foreigners, Rawley, Rawleigh, [h]ere’s wit with a witness: But these are no more besides their wits, t[h]an t[h]ey are wit[h]out their wits, t[h]at [h]ave t[h]eir wits wit[h]in t[h]em. These that can, paint the vois, can limb out souls too. No doubt very Learn’d men!
You t[h]at understand t[h]e frets on t[h]e great Fidle, and wit[h]out Gammut, can pric down proper sounds to words in visible shapes, according to t[h]e nu fashion; pra take not awa the falals the old Fat[h]ers put to t[h]eir words, lest posterity serve you no better, as Hierom, Hierusalem, ripe, snite, knight, as haucer.
The time shall come that Doctors and Knights
Shall be as common as Woodcox and Snites,
With Crambo’s or Books ful many a score,
As good as these you find, I’ll ad no more.
Fpsti. Difficilia quæ pulchra.
Hard to be dun, a dute iz sur dhe gratest bute.
A Table of the self-same Leters, Spelling words ov a far different sound.
As with, with, bath, bathe, sith, sithe, both, both, loath, loath, oath, oathes, smith, smithy, breath, of, off, then, yet, liveth or liveth, joth or joth, mouth, mouth, path or path, wrath, wreath, faith or faith, thy, thigh, this, thistle, thou, thousand, thank, they, them, theame, thus, thunder, thine, thin, goal or goal, as afore, motion, crimson, action, Acteon, singed, hanged, changed, shepherd, Shaphat, dishonour, asham’d, bishop, mishap, character, charity, duckherd, blockhead, Dutchess, gather, success, suggest, or suggest, or suggest, or suggest, haov, rij, [w]heg and who, come, on, you know what I mean, as well as [h]orses. War rod: scepter, sceptic, syllables, bless, access, axes, oxen, Christ-cross, beaux, beauty, ancre, kernel, acres, craz’d, threatned, knead, bootes, Bootes, winged, gnaw’d: th is cut of from with, cum, after another of the same, at wi’ them.
To Read English after the names ov the Letters, which is blameless, max English as strang as to read after the French fashion; what would become of Gire-eagle, wither, league, thing, Jehosaphat.
Put an Apostrophe (call’d Swa in Hebru) between every two consonants (viz. a short i) the spelling is discern’d as well as with a touch-stone, that you may perseve easily that falsehood is not in good earnest.
So george, gorge, Gomorrha, Esau, Hus or uz, Nubes, Ragau, Joshua, where ([V] [v]) is the first letter in the four first, middlemost in fist, a in the last all wrong. That no wonder if the Bible Translators took up the blanket, and left the Child behind ’em, when St. Hierom says, the Hebrew Letters are not to be exprest by the Western figures (I think truly) And for want of axents Church-Readers wickedly miscall Bible-words, as Theobulus, Jericho, Goliah, Cæsarea, a Decapolis, Penacutes or Prepenacutes, also Haggi four ways.
A duble Letter in Hebrew of the same sort, being dageshed, prevents all mistakes, as הגּי So ’[G]od”es” for the Goddesses.
But for example sake, as far as any thing can really be exprest by English Letters, without bodging patching, or bungling balderdash or barbarous gallimofry of our Romantic Letters, obscurer than the Egiptian Hieroglifix. I will subscribe an old saing in English, as easy as any thing, if custom and fashion tnu it:
An As an Mul carrid Runlets ov Wine,
But d’ Ass did gron undr er burdn gret:
Qo’d’ Mul, Modr, wat al u dus to win?
And under your lijt lod so sor to swet?
Ist dubl ber if I tac won ov din.
Wijst ber a lic if dau tac won ov min.
Pride cind Gometer do us dis fet.
Doctrina non habet inimicum præter ignorantem.
Of erudition dher’s no sircumstans
Hadh ani enimi but ignorans.
But ’premisses rightly understood desier the exhibition of a compleat Alfebet, to read English as easily as [G]reek; therefore I shall end this Book wi’ the first Letter ov the ensuing Batl-dur.
[A] [a] A a B b [D] d D [c] E e F f G g [G] [g] H h [Y] [h] I i J j C c K k[F] [f] M m N n [V] [v] O o P p Q q R r S s [J] [j] T t [T] [t] U u V v W w [W] [w] X x Y y z &. †